vvnen you re tigntening a bolt really tight, and then it suddenly gets really loose.
Bread_of_Pain Bread_of_Pain
20 nov 2020
vvnen you re tigntening a bolt really tight, and then it suddenly gets really loose.
When you have an argument with your best friend
Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
rikitikitavi rikitikitavi
24 sep 2020
When you have an argument with your best friend Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
Got stood up by my date so thought I'd treat a special girl in my life.
sassy_doggomemes_69 sassy_doggomemes_69
26 sep 2020
Got stood up by my date so thought I'd treat a special girl in my life.
Mom Metal is just a phase, honey.
You will grow out of it..."
Me :(80 years later.
1776ulfhethnar 1776ulfhethnar
18 dec 2020
Mom Metal is just a phase, honey. You will grow out of it..." Me :(80 years later.
Can't wait to be a father so I can randomly walk into my sons room and look at him like this
PiedPiper815 PiedPiper815
27 may
Can't wait to be a father so I can randomly walk into my sons room and look at him like this
When reactor is about to meltdown but you want to finish your tasks
cavemonkey170 cavemonkey170
25 sep 2020
When reactor is about to meltdown but you want to finish your tasks
You may be a man, but you'll never be this man.
La
m_o_n_k_e m_o_n_k_e
2 jun
You may be a man, but you'll never be this man. La
You have hr to eat 500 nuggets, who do you choose to help you?
ash420 ash420
12 mar
You have hr to eat 500 nuggets, who do you choose to help you?
This is my dog. Can we feature him so others can see? - This is my dog. Can we feature him so others can see?
imapotato12
23 sep 2020
This is my dog. Can we feature him so others can see? - This is my dog. Can we feature him so others can see?
When your girlfriend says you can get a
PSS over her dead body:
Me
My Girlfriend
Really? Tears?
GameStop Cashier
They're not for him...
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
25 sep 2020
When your girlfriend says you can get a PSS over her dead body: Me My Girlfriend Really? Tears? GameStop Cashier They're not for him...
when you're presenting in class and someone says "Can you speak up cant hear you"
AG
Ashe_Lolz Ashe_Lolz
1 may
when you're presenting in class and someone says "Can you speak up cant hear you" AG
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.
ThePolishMan ThePolishMan
15 feb
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.
YOU MAY BE HIGH
BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE JOHNNY CASH EATING CAKE IN A BUSH HIGH
SpeedyG187 SpeedyG187
1 dec 2020
YOU MAY BE HIGH BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE JOHNNY CASH EATING CAKE IN A BUSH HIGH
me at the barbershop vs when I leave
Gxbe Gxbe
28 mar
me at the barbershop vs when I leave
Covid needs to end so can get a shave
Newcastle Herald iy
Barbershop has bikini-clad hairdressers, free beer, sport TV I Newc...
ahead_trypdamemev2 ahead_trypdamemev2
19 dec 2020
Covid needs to end so can get a shave Newcastle Herald iy Barbershop has bikini-clad hairdressers, free beer, sport TV I Newc...
My Dad and Me: [giggling]
My Mom: What are you two up to?
My Dad and Me: ...nothing.
Also My Dad and Me:
ah Funny
DarthBoner DarthBoner
15 jan 2021
My Dad and Me: [giggling] My Mom: What are you two up to? My Dad and Me: ...nothing. Also My Dad and Me: ah Funny
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
xpurple_eeveex xpurple_eeveex
22 jan 2021
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
lift so that one day I may crush my enemies with a giant rock like my ancestors did.
lift so that one day I may crush my enemies with a giant rock like my ancestors did.
Finished my 501st squad. Next will be painted as the 212th with Obi Wan - Finished my 501st squad. Next will be painted as the 212th with Obi Wan
gigitygoo gigitygoo
26 sep 2020
Finished my 501st squad. Next will be painted as the 212th with Obi Wan - Finished my 501st squad. Next will be painted as the 212th with Obi Wan
When you know yo homies trash but you keep running with
them
@Hoodville
AnonymousBOS AnonymousBOS
19 oct 2020
When you know yo homies trash but you keep running with them @Hoodville