• vvnen you close schools
at a thousand cases but
reopen at 1.7 million:
The risk I took was calculated,
am I bad at math.
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    • When schools closed the morbidity rate was 3.4%. With e expanded testing we now know the morbidity rate is 0.03-0.26%, about as bad as a mild flu. Also 87% of mortalities are over the age of 85 and have preexisting conditions like cancer. Basically wu flu is statistically harmless.
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    • Awesium 29 jun
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    • I thought rioting cured Covid ?
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    • I just don’t want to take more online classes
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    • They’re bad at math cause they don’t pay teachers well enough to teach it
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    • Cases dont go down
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    • NoPfpChan 29 jun
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    • So keep everything closed until it all goes away and we all feel happy and safe? Get fucking real.
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    • Guys I hate to break it to you but the virus will not just disappear. The curve isn’t being flattened, it’s just being pushed back. That’s why the whole time we’ve been quarantined in my area the cases were low to none and when we opened up they immediately skyrocketed. It doesn’t just disappear
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    • Hey go fuck your self, I’d like a decent chance at passing my classes this fall.
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    • "you have to wear a mask and stay six feet apart, you risk catching covid" " you can't celebrate July fourth with your friends , but we fully support BLM protestors " - there are people that defend this
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    • So keep schools closed until we’re at 0 cases? That’ll be like 2030
      slaty 29 jun
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    • It's literally at the point where it's just better to catch it than it is to close everything. Everyone is doing what they need to for keeping things clean. Now we can go back until it's not a problem
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    • Lovehurts 29 jun
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    • It’s summer u dumfuk
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    • Sometimes I bury myself in the yard and pretend I’m a carrot for hours at a time.
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    • It's all about enrollment. If they do a full semester online people will start looking at other options. Especially in university. Had fall semester been online most of my friends were just gonna NOT take classes. They're leaving the semester in-class until Thanksgiving. And then everyone betting
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    • I dont wanna lose my dad because you fucking retards cant stay home for a month because you shit heads are selfish as fuck. Honestly, one month wouldve kiIIed this shit long ago but nooo. assholes like you is why we are still qurantining
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    • But... it’s summer
      Oshawatt 29 jun
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    • Well, the death rate IS only 0.24% now, mainly due to it taking out the people it was going to take out anyway. Now all that’s left is the younger people who aren’t entirely effected to a degree unless they have an immunodeficiency.
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    • On a disease that has a 99.2 percent recovery rate.
      iFappy 29 jun
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    • Government issued meme
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    • WHERE do i find more memes like this??? with the little bird? i have one saved on my phone that says “i have the fatal american need to have a good time” and i need MORE
      megasad 29 jun
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    • Yeah if I gotta go to school I'm not gonna. I'd rather do my shit online then risk me and my family. I'm 18 so I can do that. I think.
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    • Texas is fun right now
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    • So we should just keep schools closed?
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    • It’s literally fucking summer
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    • I blame it on common core
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    • My school (Utah state university) is going masks in class, small sizes (freshman are getting booted from classes) and we go fully online once we leave for thanksgiving to have online finals again
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    • The whole thing's a sham
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    • Just so you know basically you can divide the cases in the US by at least by 2 maybe even 3 because every time you test positive they count that then when you get retested they count that as another one and since it takes two negative cases to be considered cured. You’re previous tests are counted
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    • We can't reopen the country, there have been 25 million cases of the black plague, of course there are more cases that yesterday, what's more important is the amount of cases right now
      TNTNuke 29 jun
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    • Because y’all complaining and shit
      i8b4 29 jun
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    • Its july
      VspTylore 29 jun
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    • Everyone figured out it was liberal propaganda
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    • It’s because there were more people susceptible at the beginning so social distancing was more effect the earlier it’s done. They should still probably keep schools closed, especially considering it’s summer, but it makes some sense.
      lwpack 29 jun
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    • Because this virus was weak shit. Notice how lockdown ended the moment there was riots? Hmmmmmmmm
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    • It's exciting to see how many dumbass Americans refusing to use any common sense are getting sick and dying.
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    • So y'all just forgetting about flattening the curve now that we've done it?
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    • the only reason i passed algebra 2 was because of online classes so whatever
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    • Remember how modello fever wasn't a concern for health officials during the riots. But you still couldn't go to church. Trust your government
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    • I mean, reopening is almost a much have atm. In a lot of places, the economy CANNOT take another lockdown. Like where I live, I know it wouldn't survive for even 3-4 weeks. It would all spiral from then on. I know this doesn't exactly apply to schools, but still felt like it sould be said XD
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    • Lmao bout to go cough on someone’s dad cause I’m a fucking retard who can’t stay home because I’m selfish as fuck
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    • Man that sucks, glad I graduated
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    • There's 3 types of people... those who are bad at math and those who are not.
      zerosober 29 jun
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    • So you’re saying we shouldn’t have closed down at 1000?
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    • Were the amount of cases supposed to decrease instead??
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    • Rathuel 29 jun
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    • Fuck it
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    • Damn it, its eight
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    • Wow a feature with 6 comments
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    • life we knew ain’t gonna be the same
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    • When you don't understand how percentages work so you make idiotic memes such as this.... You should be thankful schools are reopening. Maybe you'll learn something, like basic math.
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    • When you still don’t understand what the closing was for
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    • My state was at like 30 cases
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    • I don't think a single kid without some life threatening preexisting disease has died from covid
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    • I wonder what the most amount of likes someone can get on an opinion comment without some fucking moron responding that your wrong and expecting to change your mind when it just makes each other more mad
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    • Oh shit, not its 7
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    • You’re bad at math because of the school system lmao
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    • Wow a feature with three comments
      vitrix32 29 jun
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    • Wow, a feature with no comments
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    • Wow, a feature with two comments
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    • It's hilarious how many of y'all just ignore what happened to the meat industry after it didn't take precautions. Now there's a nationwide shortage and prices are up. Reopening won't save the crumbling the economy. Hospitals are near capacity. Death rates jumped to nearly 30% in Italy when they ran
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    • Also, very very few people actually have it, the hospitals get paid 4k dollars for each person they identify who has corona so a lot of them dont even have it they just say they do and lie in the numbers to get the money. My grandfather works in the ICU and said they had no confirmed cases.
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    • I love when conservative retards ignore the most basic safety precautions and follow their monumentally stupid leaders, then try to make us believe that the American death toll of World War I is inevitable when new Zealand is having non socially distant crowds for sports because there are no cases
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    • More tests = More cases and thus if we administer IQ tests the rate of morons will also increase
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    • School used to end late May, now July kids are in school 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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    • Hey geniuses, explain why New Zealand and EU countries have it under control and we don't
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    • 10 millions but ok
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    • That’s funny cause they teach math
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    • Maybe if they actually knew how to teach math they'd understand
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    • They opened up schools again?
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    • Nobody knows wtf is best
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    • our school is gonna be doing only 2 days at school and 2 days at home doing online schooling, and friday is just a “cleaning day” probably to just prepare for shit
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    • Except the fact that the number of kids having covid is pretty much non-existent.
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    • The motor vehicles by me is closed and i honestly couldnt give a shit about any of this i just want to register my car so i can start building
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    • Yeah it looks stupid....
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    • I hate corporations so much. "StAy HoMe!" And they are like "Oh yeah, can you come in at 5 and work 18 hours? We're really understaffed..."
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    • So has anybody here had/have covid or personally knows somebody who has? Theres only a few cases in my area and neither me or anyone I know know what they're going through first hand
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    • Kung flu
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    • People really don’t get why the closed it, people are really dumb. I don’t think school is helping any of you.
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    • Bruh my nephew's school is reopening but if they get one confirmed case in the school they are closing again, literally no point in going then if they are going for practically one day
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    • With Trump and the Republicans you can only give up and let die who isn't young enough.
      c43u3 1 jul
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    • A lot less chairs to fill if the students start dying
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    • If it was some variation of flu we wouldn't be doing this crap
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    • @murphy
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    • How are those AP Calculus classes working out for schools now?
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    • It’s because at a thousand cases there was a chance we could end it but at 1.7 million it’s just something we have to live with
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    • So glad to have graduated this year
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    • Everyone in the comment section watches cnn
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    • That makes no sense. You can’t eliminate a case from existence. They only go up dipshit. Unless you found a time machine lol
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    • Same thing with businesses as well. That shows you that you're not as important as money, they are willing for everyone to die as long as their pockets get filled.
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    • I can already see and hear them saying "masks off we need to see your faces" at schools.
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