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    • It would actually be funny if an alien race came here with weapons that were lethal to them but harmless to us
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      Sevorri 14d
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    • You ever think that aliens are observing us to find out our weaknesses? Like they see our wars and manufacture things to harm us in the future?
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    • What flavor
    • “This new fangled technology is something I don’t understand and I will mock it!”
    • This is my dad. He used to smoke and now he stopped but nothing will stop him from vape
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    • Dammit now you gotta throw the whole planet away
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    • At first I thought he was just depressed and asking for death
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    • Oh shit waddup shaggy
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    • Why we always imagine aliens as smart? They prolly dumbass haha little stupid alien shits
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    • He never pulled the trigger... bullshit art u uncultured swine
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    • Imagine if that's why aliens dont visit us? Cus their weapons dont work on us
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    • Hey raiden what happened to all your posts?
    • Let's see what happens when they try a phaser on the level 10 setting
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    • That insinuates that there is gas on other planets and the only way to make gas is with oil looks like it's time for America to go on another Crusade
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    • Alien shoulda blasted his ass to the 5th dimension.
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    • Imagine we just evolved on a hyper-violent planet and the aliens that visit us evolved on a planet where life is all symbiotic and they have no concept of war or weapons.
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    • GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING BEEEEEENS
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    • Society
    • He looks so defeated and depressed
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    • Wait why did the human say we come in peace?
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    • I’d be fuckin scared if the thing I pointed a gun at put it’s mouth on the barrel and puffed some plasma smoke and thanked me.
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    • That's not how that works. At all.
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    • Fucking every damn upperclassman in my high school I swear to god
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    • The alien vame in peace accidentally
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    • us going to space and shooting an alien and it saying thanks for the extra metal in my body I needed that
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    • Poor alien he lost his gun every like =one new gun for the little good boi
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    • I want a slug race to come here with saltwater guns and start trying to kill us with them and we have to put up salt rings around our houses
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    • They will kill us with lung cancer
    • I want aliens to come here so I can fuck a thicc ass alien
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    • What is aliens are just more humans?
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    • I don't think that would work
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    • I'm going to shove my quantum harmonizer inside your resonation chamber!
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    • Anyone else excited for the Invader Zim movie this Spring?
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    • Lit
    • Gotta burn the whole planet now
    • Who vaped who
    • Weed is legal and I don't want to be in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office in a few minutes and I'll be there around noon or so much for you help and I will be 🙏🙏🙏💯🙏
    • The forbidden Juul
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    • Invader Zim remake
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    • Thats what u get when u buy weapons from a shady guy with a trenchcoat
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    • Gay
    • Do you guys think that aliens are ripping mad fatties in the alien bathroom
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    • Fuck that, burn the vape guy.
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    • Sub I post hentais and stuff
      yunyun 13d
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    • You ever think the high rate of suicide and this meme on kids wanting to not live is a evolution thing because of overpopulation
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    • Juul is dying hahahahaha
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    • How does it know about gasoline???
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    • but i made this joke once somewhere where no one would hear it
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    • Wait why do the guys say we come in peace and not the alien? The humans don’t come in peace, they’re already here and oh boy are they not peaceful
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    • I thought he was gonna start sucking alien dick
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    • Freeze or I'll shoot you with my intergalactic space modulator.... Where's the kaboom, there's supposed to be an Earth shattering kaboom?!?!
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    • I get it, it’s because he made more crop circles before
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    • "These creatures are not only immune to our nicotine based weaponry, but they ENJOY IT."
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    • Im glad that gas can had a label on it . I would have never guessed if it weren't for that.
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    • What are the odds an alien will visit a sophomore though?
      Corolla 13d
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    • I went to pick up my little brother from school and some little teen thinking he was all cool just started smoking his vape, fucking fag
      Century 13d
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    • I hate this
    • So is the world coming to an end or what, because I'm just starting to get my crap together...
    • If aliens are just coming to earth how did he get gasoline
    • This nigga comes from the farest reaches of space, and still using gas and not an eletric spaceship smh galaxy warming coming for us all
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    • Sylum 13d
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    • I work at a vape shop and I can confirm. All of it.
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    • Why would someone from earth, come in peace, when they were already there?
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    • He understands fossil fuels and how to identify them but brings a vape gun?
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    • That alien looks so defeated at the end
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    • If they have a ray gun, why would they use fire to destroy it.
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    • It's the alien who's supposed to say what they came in...
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    • Fuckin rude
    • At first I was all for this because I thought this was a "yearning for dearh" sort of thing but then I was very disappointed
      DrReid 13d
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    • There’s a theory that says the reason aliens have never made contact is because we are the most advanced out there
      _Paul 13d
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    • That look of total defeat as he burns his ray gun. He flies to the mothership to say. To his superiors "I found no intelligent life"
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    • I wouldve sucked It like a dick
    • This > toxic feminism
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    • Gas would explode
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    • That's funny but what if aliens came to conquer us useing super advanced weapons but for some fucking reason it just doesn't work on humans and all those nerdy fucks just get pummeled by humans of any health, fucking granny with cancer beats them with the a stick, children kick them on the shins.
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    • It would be hilarious if alien wepons were actually like that.
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    • This took creativity
    • Why did the human say "we come in peace"? The alien showed up......
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    • And that's how shaggys drug addiction began.
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    • Erghmehgerd that alien is so damn cute!
    • .yteicos a ni evil eW .peed si sihT
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    • This is deep. We live in a society.
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    • In conclusion, phone bad book good
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    • Yo is it safe to touch myself if I’ve washed my hands after using sodium hydroxide to declog my sink
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    • [SENSUAL]
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    • Since we expect aliens to be technologically advanced, how do we know there aren't any PRIMITIVE Aliens out there who hunt and gather like for example the Ewoks (star wars) and the Navi (Avatar)? Like Space Civilization vs Space Primalization...
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    • Humans are space orcs
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    • What kind of space cancer is this mf gonna catch?
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    • If you vape you should definitely try quitting. I had a juul and sourin at one point and it caused a low point in my life. That shit fucks with you physically and mentally. You feel so much better. You gotta cut it off.
      Welcome 13d
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    • *Shaggy’s teenage years*
    • That alien design is actually pretty cool
    • VAPEorize
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    • Why would the human say we come in peace??? We live in earth they don’t...
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