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    • I’m enjoying the top gear memes
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    • Yeah and after you eat them just throw the container in the trash and claim the dog ate them
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    • Thats why I learned to bake. So I could have all the cookies I wanted
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    • But I have a sister
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    • An Orangutan, old lady, and a tiny hamster screw around in experimental amphibious vehicles. What could go wrong?
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    • Why is it that when my parents leave for the evening my younger brother always wants to go into my mom's room and smell her underwear? He's so fucking weird!
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    • Call up Lester, we’re having a cookie heist.
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    • Cum
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    • BRING BACK THE GRAND TOUR
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    • Ah man those were the days, know what! Leave in my comments your best story of getting caught
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    • Fuck y'all I like oatmeal raisin
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    • Is time to nuke Ohio?
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    • That’s a good bro or sis right there
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    • Then you find out the cookies all filled with cocaine
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    • Then it turns out to be raisin cookies 😭
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    • The heist begins
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    • I shit myself
      Kibly 22 jul
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    • Dads also gone get a cookie
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    • We got cookies but they're only OATMEAL RAAISSIN
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    • And then we play cookie
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    • Execute Order 66
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    • If its raisin cookies im out.
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    • Time to steal
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    • Whats a dad
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    • There's no s in mom
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    • Oh your brother AND your younger brother haha
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    • I never had a brother, just one sister but now I have 3 son's. I hope they appreciate it
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    • What if you could be both sensitive to your feelings AND strong enough to be tough about them. "I feel sad, but I don't care"
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    • s o u p t i m e
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    • I’m an only child and all I wanted when I was younger was the bond of brotherhood even if just one brother
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    • These blokes are the best thing to happen to television
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    • I fuckin love the top gear memes
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    • I'm really glad iFunny is pretty wholesome. With everything going on in the world my heart hurts and I have trouble sleeping.
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    • When your dad says you can’t spend 10 dollars to play Diablo 3 with the bro’s but he spends 40 dollars on sushi
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    • Who are these guys I want to know
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    • Why do they all have the same stance?
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    • Hi, I’m come.
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    • I watched episode yesterday haha
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    • spookboi 23 jul
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    • keep the top gear memes rolling
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    • I was on the toilet and almost dropped my phones in the water put luckily I was taking a shit and I happened to have the super power of getting erect so fast that I stiffened up and caught it with my dick
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    • The jiggle butt gang
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    • Blame the little one, he can do no wrong
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    • The real memes are in the comments
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    • No COOKIE
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    • This Is A Certified Oh Cock Moment
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    • Literally me
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    • If they aint around to stop me they cant do shit what are they gonna beat me. Yes rhe answer is yes
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    • They look like a shitty gantz live action
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    • Execute order 66
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    • Great episode
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    • What show is this?
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    • I stuck my hand in the cookie jar but then found out it was a woman’s pussy so I mash round through the roast beef and slipped up as much nectarine juice as I could
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    • Well I’m an only child, sorry can’t relate
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    • Everyone is hating on brits recently, but can you really hate these three at least?
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    • S0UP 23 jul
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    • God, I wish I had younger brothers. It’d be nice to just do dude shit with each other.
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    • I always wanted younger brothers to do dumb shit with
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    • When my parents leave I go make frozen pizzas
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    • "We don't adhere to your rule, wench" *climbs on top of the counter to reach for the cookies*
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    • It started with "moms" so I thought this was going to be about lesbos
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    • Clarkson: YEEEESSSS
      nicknack0 23 jul
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    • HOLY MOLY IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TOPGEAR REFERENCE?!?
      Audi_R8 23 jul
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    • Top gear memes always brightens the mood
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    • My step mom would count them though
      RedKob 23 jul
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    • Classic, wholesome, and relatable. Good meme bois keep it up
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    • Keep the top gear memes coming
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    • im so fuckin tired rn and this is the funniest shit
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    • Once my mom said I can’t have the cookies we had. So I baked a batch of cookies myself and ate all of those. My parents let me because they were mine since I made them
      TheScoot 22 jul
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    • Me and the Bois gonna get some cookies
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    • Hover van!! It was a catastrophic failure
      Rexcation 22 jul
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    • Is this The Princess Bride?
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    • I wish I had brothers around the same age as me
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    • Moms
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    • Is this a certified oh cock moment?
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    • Yus
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    • I didn't realize he was so tall
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    • The time has come and so have I
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    • What is this movie I wanna watch it
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    • Me and my brothers but with my parents weed
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    • They look like the frogs from flushed away
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