• Enemy: He's out of bullets! We can
finally kill him!
John Wick:*PuIls out crayon*
Enemy:
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    • Thats why you dont kill a fucking dog
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    • I’d much rather get the bullet then get a fucking book rammed into my mouth then get my neck broken. The fuckin guy is brutal.
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    • Laughs in crayola
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    • “John wick, has no bullets, no gun, no weapons, nothing around him, and no clothing! We can kill him!” John wick: *bites off pinky and holds it*. Enemy:”oh fuck”
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    • The dogs in John Wick chapter 3
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    • *John Wick grabs uncooked spaghetti* the enemie:
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    • John Wick can pick up a God damn pebble and fucking massacre a group of assassins with it
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    • PorkSword 23 may
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    • Should have been "John wick takes off his belt"
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    • Ineffective against marines. They’d just eat it.
      zainiac 23 may
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    • When I’m fighting john wick and he pulls out a Crayola brand 64 crayon pack with sharpener
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    • _bennett_ 28 may
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    • John Wick could kill an Army with a bullet, no fun just a bullet not even in the casing
      massey_77 24 may
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    • That’s my favorite part about those movies. He just picks up the closest object no matter what it is and fucking hurls it at the enemy.
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    • John Wick: *is out of weapons* *is in the horse stables* *weaponizes horses*
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    • If you replaced John wick with the punisher he would eat the crayon for energy
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    • Facts. John Wick Chapter 3 is the epitome of what an Action Movie should strive to be.
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    • *ping* Japanese: look the American is out of ammo nows are chance to run. *gets shot dead by M1 grand *
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    • Tick tock mr wick
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    • That fucking book kill tho
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    • John Wick is a Kravist (some one who practices Krav Maga). Win by any means necessary. Utilize your environment as a weapon. The more brutal you are, the more damage you cause the better. If you're not cheating you aren't trying hard enough to win.
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    • That scene where the guy gets stabbed slowly in the eye fucked me up.
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    • Pencil! A fucking pencil
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    • DJPaled 23 may
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    • I mean he kills a guy twice his size with a fucking book so I honestly think he would have no problem killing someone with a crayon.
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    • BigMeater 24 may
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    • Wait. Does the crayon still have the labeling paper? -yes. -May God help us all
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    • That knife scene in the beginning of John wick 3 was fucking insane
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    • John wick *pulls out knife* *sharpens crayon*
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    • If you think John wick had a terrible past, you should read about Keanu Reeves’ past, it’s pretty tragic and if you think about it, he’s a pretty humble guy, which only adds on more to the sadness
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    • He’s ex Marine he ain’t gonna kill you with it it’s a mid mission snack
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    • 9 out of 10 kids DO prefer crayons over guns
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    • Y’all ever just skip a post because you really don’t feel like reading it but then again you think long and hard about it after u swiped right 5 times and wonder if it was worth reading it or is that just me ...
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    • My favorite part of john wick is that he actually runs out if bullets and has to reload unlike some movies, makes it cooler
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    • You're damn right bitch
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    • Hey. Rules were off as soon as you fucks killed the dog
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    • Make another movie. Send him after Peta.
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    • John Wick: *Pulls out Toilet paper* Enemy: *fuck*
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    • John Wick: Pulls out mechanical pencil. His enemy:😳
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    • John wick is one of doomguy’s predecessors, change my mind
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    • Like this if John wick 3 spoilers are just as bad as endgame spoilers
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    • "I once seen him kill three men in a bar, with a fucking pencil"
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    • A fucking pencil!
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    • Former marine body guard *heavy breathing*
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    • John wick taught me how to kill a man with a book, a belt, and taught me that knife throwing is not an exact science. Also reminded me how deadly horses are
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    • He killed five men during a match, with a crayon. A fucking crayon.
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    • *Spoilers*. Dude in that movie john just picked up everything he saw and fucking today people but I hate how many times the asian dude and his squad almost had him but they just let him live like the karambit scene or when hes on the steps
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    • Are the John wick movies just him using random crap as weapons when he runs out of ammo If so remind me to go watch them.
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    • We've already lost
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    • If America is such an oppressive racist ignorant problematic white trash country, why is illegal immigration to the United States even an issue, and why don't "oppressed minorities" go somewhere else?
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    • "a fuckin pencil"
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    • Pulls out penis
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    • That entire movie was a god damn fight scene
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    • Why not a colored pencil?
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    • *pulls out dick*
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    • Remember when he slowly pushed the knife into the guy's eye?
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    • "With a fucking pencil! Who does that?"
      thy_owl 24 may
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    • Who would win in a fight: John Wick, Jason Bourne, Chuck Norris, Liam Neeson, or the blonde chef in Ratatouille.
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    • John wick is one of the best movie franchises if you think not then sleep wit your eyes open
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    • Movie was good. Started off with action right away. Haley berry killed it
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    • Max Payne is the closest memory I have to John wick but wick still would be better and probably an easy ass fucking game
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    • With a Fookin Crayon
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    • Hell just get thrown through a glass case like 80 times
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    • Damn. Not even a pencil. You boutta die
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    • Investigate 311
      Lampini 23 may
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    • Candle Wick
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    • "He shot my dog." "No, no. I get it."
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    • It’s gotta be like really fucking hard to kill John. I mean he puts military trained pros in their place. Can’t wait to see the third one.
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    • It’s crayola time
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    • *Pulls out bandage* enemy: “oh fuck”
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    • *runs out of crayons* *whips out a bar of soap*
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    • Don't for get the time Wick unloaded a Benelli M4 into a man who then fell over a railing and followed him in the fall still firing
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    • John Wick 3 is the movie of the year
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    • It was just a fuckin- (bam)
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    • He killed that huge dude in the library with a fucking book 😂
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    • The knife throwing scene was great
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