VS
MAN SAYS HIS THREAT TO BLOW UP A BATHROOM HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH A BOMB
FOX 26 com houston.c
Krypticus Krypticus
24 sep 2020
VS MAN SAYS HIS THREAT TO BLOW UP A BATHROOM HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH A BOMB FOX 26 com houston.c
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG'S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIL AND HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT'S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
29 sep 2020
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG'S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIL AND HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT'S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
worksforwhiskey:
No don't know anything about that
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
26 sep 2020
worksforwhiskey: No don't know anything about that
Judge_life Judge_life
23 sep 2020
He won costume contest as a water bottle
My mom when the she only realises thing she asked orgot the only thing i asked to bring from the store
KuroXKage KuroXKage
11 dec 2020
My mom when the she only realises thing she asked orgot the only thing i asked to bring from the store
This is my dog guys. Her name is vodoo. Stop and say hello - This is my dog guys. Her name is vodoo. Stop and say hello
MyDeadWonderland
23 sep 2020
This is my dog guys. Her name is vodoo. Stop and say hello - This is my dog guys. Her name is vodoo. Stop and say hello
"Dont scare my kids! I paid good money to come here! and don't appreciate you going after them!"
{visible confusion}
SenorDeadpoolio SenorDeadpoolio
28 sep 2020
"Dont scare my kids! I paid good money to come here! and don't appreciate you going after them!" {visible confusion}
The smile of a father
DNA test
That doesn't need a DNA test
denisep denisep
3 jun
The smile of a father DNA test That doesn't need a DNA test
When someone thinks I'm not picking up on their passive aggression and snide remarks but they're actually only one snotty-ass comment away from receiving my 40 + years of pent up rage
crimsonrose91 crimsonrose91
22 jun
When someone thinks I'm not picking up on their passive aggression and snide remarks but they're actually only one snotty-ass comment away from receiving my 40 + years of pent up rage
Weapons of Mass
Distraction
An_Aggressive_Racnoon An_Aggressive_Racnoon
19 oct 2020
Weapons of Mass Distraction
When a single mom invites you to be a part of her life...
Da_Tapatio_Man Da_Tapatio_Man
17 mar
When a single mom invites you to be a part of her life...
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely.
Me 2 days later:
ChUcky16 ChUcky16
17 mar
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely. Me 2 days later:
SantaCruz SantaCruz
25 sep 2020
girls been giving me shit for buying a 30 year old nissan
Dirt bike for sale, runs a little ruff, couple of nuts missing, good condition for age.
Asking $3,500 OBV
SlyPenguin SlyPenguin
23 sep 2020
Dirt bike for sale, runs a little ruff, couple of nuts missing, good condition for age. Asking $3,500 OBV
AS
Mailman Takes Selfies With Every Adorable Dog
& Cat Who Live Along His Route
We will watch your career with great interest.
Gummbo Gummbo
29 sep 2020
AS Mailman Takes Selfies With Every Adorable Dog & Cat Who Live Along His Route We will watch your career with great interest.
Now that we can't shake hands or come near each other, finger guns are coming back and I'm pretty psyched about that
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
4 nov 2020
Now that we can't shake hands or come near each other, finger guns are coming back and I'm pretty psyched about that
SpongeBob Facts!
SPONGEBOB FACT: It seems like a lot of you assholes didn't do this last year. Thanks for nothing @
Facts! @spongbo... 29 Dec 19
SPONGEBOB FACT: If you start watching Band
Geeks at exactly PM on December
31st, then Sweet Victory will begin to play exactly at midnight. This will ensure you go into 2020 feeling on top of the world. You can...
Lego_Plo_Koon Lego_Plo_Koon
27 sep 2020
SpongeBob Facts! SPONGEBOB FACT: It seems like a lot of you assholes didn't do this last year. Thanks for nothing @ Facts! @spongbo... 29 Dec 19 SPONGEBOB FACT: If you start watching Band Geeks at exactly PM on December 31st, then Sweet Victory will begin to play exactly at midnight. This will ensure you go into 2020 feeling on top of the world. You can...
when you come out of the store and you have an airgasm
Airgasm: Intense pleasure from the air felt on the face when the mask is removed.
summersfullife summersfullife
8 sep 2020
when you come out of the store and you have an airgasm Airgasm: Intense pleasure from the air felt on the face when the mask is removed.