• Voyager 2 comes back
online, 11.5 billion miles
from home
QUA.
thought you dead.
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    • They can connect to a satellite billions of miles from earth, but my phone cant connect 3 feet from the router
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    • Aliens fixed it
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    • Eventually it’s going to take weeks or months or years to communicate, it might be destroyed by a rogue asteroid or interstellar object and we wouldn’t even know
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    • Imagining the aliens were like: “oh this is way off” *fixes satellite*
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    • Ok my space knowledge is off, Voyager is still in Sol right?
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    • Have they seen anything yet?
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    • The aliens turned it back on after they got done fuckin
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    • He's back
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    • Yet I lose cell signal if I'm 2 feet from the nearest tower.
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    • Slipspace rupture detected slipspace rupture detected slipspace rupture detected
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    • I get my news on iFunny
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    • Quest added: Back in the Saddle
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    • It was never fully offline
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    • So what song did the aliens hear first? Johnny B Goode or Dark Was The Night?
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    • What if aliens picked it up listen to the record and sent it on its way again with that and its own artifacts for the next civilization to pick up? Then it makes a round trip around the Galaxy gathering all of the civilizations together so they can all visit Earth and find out it's 1/2
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    • “Hey voyager 2 how’s everything looking?”... “*left on read*”
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    • Satellite report: slipspace rupture detected
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    • Voyager 2 is the Chad of satellites
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    • Bring it home
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    • Imagine if aliens found it and send us dick pics
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    • Star Trek: the motion picture "V-ger"
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    • 2020 is just full of surprises ain't it?
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    • Voyager 1 is still about 13 billion miles away, further than 2
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    • The issue is that it’s nuclear powered so it’s slowly running out of energy :(
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    • Voyager from startrek basically
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    • Welcome back space dude
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    • It was only offline for like two months
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    • they were running it in low power mode, it was never dead. Its like having your computer sleep and then turning it on again. Though it will end in 2025 when the generator runs out of fuel.
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    • It’s been in this whole time but we just shut it off for extended periods to persevere it’s limited supply of energy
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    • But how many light years tho
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    • When we gona get first contact this bitch is boring
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    • Has it gotten any useful information?
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    • Voyager 1 and Voyager 2 are humanity's most significant achievements. I get a smile on my face when I see news about either one of them. It will be a sad day when they shut off for good.
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    • Anybody else feel emotional when you think about how you will never know the expanse of space and the majesty of travelling the stars in a future human super civilization
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    • Fellas I got to 1000 days on this app lmao can I get a hell yeah
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    • whats scarier. the possibility that their is other intelligent life and they are mean or we truly are alone in this universe
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    • He took a nap because it’s fucking boring out there
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    • Was it Voyager 1 that got yeeted into Saturn?
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    • Fake news they haven't lost contact since launch
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    • Vygr
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    • The return of the king
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    • Aliens fixed it
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    • The return of the king
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    • All you peeps getting mad about your service should be. It's crazy, but there's whole counties in America without internet
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    • Finally some good fucking news
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    • V'ger!
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    • Fake news btw
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    • In a way, I wish it was Metro Man instead of Megamind. Only because I’m curious to see how that would have played out.
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    • Yeah it found a Red Snowman right by Pluto I think
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    • So, no Star Trek the Motion Picture?
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    • Once this news came out we held a party at my house purely for space exploration. It was lit
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    • i need a sugar daddy 👀
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    • Meanwhile I can't get cell service inside of a metal building.
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    • add another one to chain connect the voyager so we dont lose commection
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    • I need whatever batteries they use
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    • Cruised by an alien space colony and had to censor that for a bit
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    • The Return Of The King
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    • Shit, get the guns loaded, hide the white flags from the French, and hold on to your butts, for we about to fight
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    • “Oh so that’s the power button.”
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    • I wont be impressed until it starts navigating its own way home and lands itself back on planet earth. Because it wasnt designed to. Which means if it does, we will either meet The Doctor, or some alien species repaired/altered it to lead them to our planet for domination.
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    • it was a glitch that made it go offline for just a few days
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    • .
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    • It’s 17776. It’s begun
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    • Star Trek the motion picture: it’s happening.
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    • I’m comment 666
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    • How the fuck do Transmissions even make it back that far. Like how does it know which way to broadcast them, much less orient itself.
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    • They thought it was gonna be like that pussy droid on Mars. *Scoffs* Voyager don’t give a fuck
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    • When did Voyager 2 go missing?
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    • that's a lot of minutes
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    • Voyager 2 was launched over 40 years ago, the battery has been powering off more and more as the years have gone by, it has just basic function with the most efficient and important instruments, but those too will power down for the last time eventually
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    • What’s mind blowing is to think that we are receiving information from an object that is 11 billion miles away
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    • “Were you dead?” “I was. But then I lived!”
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    • “I lived bitch”
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    • Welcome back little rover buddy how was your sleep did you like the warm blanket of mars
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    • Still in the ort cloud, but outside of the physical solar system.
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    • i need the internet connection voyager has
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    • It's halfway across Texas?
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    • I like cause Megamind
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    • Wait why is it back online... if it was offline, who turned it back on
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    • Ifunny actually tipped me off to something relevant??
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    • Literally the plot of the first Star Trek movie.
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    • Hello from 11.5 billion miles away, we fixed your toy :)
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    • Dude it found aliens
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    • Return of the king
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    • This meme also came back from the dead
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    • Fantastic news
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    • They’re connecting satellites billions of miles from earth and light years away from communication, meanwhile my laptop disconnects from the WiFi two feet away from it
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    • VGER 😉
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    • I’m tired of this Star Trek bullshit like stfu that movie sucks dick along with the people that like it
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    • What aren’t they showing us tho
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    • RIP Mars rover
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    • Last transmission "AYY LMAO"
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    • Awww he's alive 😢
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    • Dunno if this is true, but that would be dope so i dont care.
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    • Isn’t it out of our solar system now?
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    • The space between us
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    • And I can’t get a fuckin WiFi signal because trees are in the way
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    • That’s an old signal tho. It could be dead now.
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    • Aliens fixed it
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    • Vger!
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