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    • I SMELL PENNIES
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    • “Divorcing my child”
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    • I think the word you're looking for is 'disowning'...
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    • Me: Divorcing? You mean disowning, right? Alabama: WE SAID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
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    • Dad: "Son, I think we need some time apart." Son: "What do you mean dad? Why?" Dad: "Well I was thinking you should see other parents, and maybe i should see some other kids. Its for the best."
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    • "Divorce" "Child"
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    • It’s called “disowning” for us non-whores
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    • Fucking Alabamans
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    • sweet home Alabama.
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    • The word "disown" was RIGHT THERE, ready for you to use it. But no, you had to make it weird
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    • I woulda shot the fucker
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    • You mean.. DISOWN??
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    • Why if only there was a word for not wanting to own your child... Unown deown... Who knows
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    • I could never do this cause my dad would just shoot me.
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    • I REALLY hope you mean disowning
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    • I think the word your dumbass was looking for was “disowning”
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    • WE HAVE A BREACH
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    • What the fuck?
      johnseena 15 apr
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    • You from Alabama?
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    • Why in God’s name did you marry your kid?!
      MrNegro 15 apr
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    • It’s called “disowning”
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    • Hold up, di... divorcing? ‘Sweet home Alabama begins to play with increasing volume’
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    • “Divorcing your child”. Queue the music! “Sweet home Alabama!”
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    • Hol' up
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    • SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!
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    • People who say stupid shit like this to sound funny like "divorcing my child" need to shut the fuck up it just sounds wrong
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    • Sweet Home Alabama
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    • You mean disowning your child
      TheBlur 17 apr
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    • Maybe by child she means her husband that acts like a child. Therefore “her child”.
      mememiner 16 apr
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    • Excuse me... but can you repeat that sentence slowly?
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    • *sweet home Alabama intensifies*
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    • So scared you picked up your phone and took a pic. X
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    • the word you were looking for was probably "disowning". Or at least i hope it was.
      CapnDoggo 15 apr
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    • *Alabama Intensifies*
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    • Must be from Abalama marrying your kids n such.
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    • You mean disown?
      Spixxed 15 apr
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    • I... I think you mean disowning
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    • It's called an abortion you full fledge retard
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    • You're married to your child? You sick fuck.
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    • Yeah I'd punch that nigga into my future and then when I got older punch him back into my past for doing this shit.
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    • What Catholic priest approved your incestuous pedophilic marriage to your son? Seriously I want to know because my son gives the best blowjobs ever. Albeit I point a shotgun at his head while he sucks my dick but HOLY SHIT he's good at blowjobs!
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    • Why are you married to your child
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    • I believe the word they were looking for was disowning......hopefully
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    • Yea that's how niggas get shot playing games like that
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    • Sounds like incest
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    • i think they meant disown but couldnt think of it
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    • You can’t...You can’t divorce your child...
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    • There is a HUGE difference between ‘Divorcing’ and ‘Disowning!’
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    • You do this at 1 am in my house you get shot
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    • ...you’re gonna what your child?
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    • I throw up mama
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    • I believe the word they are looking for is disown
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    • Why the fuck are you married to your kid peto incest?
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    • Wait, divorce your child, that doesn’t sound good
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