• leviathan-supersystem
has there been a scene in a corny action movie where
someone in court is like “i plead
......
the second" and
then pulls out a gun and wastes thejudge
for some reason the right to bear arms didn’t occur
to me right away, so for a bit and iwas wondering if
the US somehow had an amendment i’d never heard
of thatjust gave you the right to kill ajudge
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    • I invoke the right to trial by combat
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    • I love how this is somehow implying the second amendment makes murder legal fucking libtard app
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    • The second guy is obviously not an American. Like... how tf you just forget about the 3 guns you have on you at all times?
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    • Murder is still an illegal thing u know
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    • Hmm so thats why all the libtards seem to think they can take guns away
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    • Fuck everyone who makes this funny post political or gets triggered. Im looking at you ifunny comments
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    • Y'all are really ignoring the use of the term "corny action movie" and replacing it with "an actual fucking trial"
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    • In America we have the right to bear arms. In Russia they have the right to the whole bear.
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    • I plead... the THIRD. YOU CANT LIVE IN MY FUCKIN HOUSE
      Hilunny 6 jun
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    • Yes he can....if the judge rules that you should be banned from carrying a fire arm and you dont have a felony convection, then the fail safe of the 2nd amendment is activated and the judge will be a part of a tyrant government and his ass becomes yours to shoot...how about that?
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    • Look at that; tumblr doesn’t know what the second amendment is right away. Shocker.
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    • The judge tries to sentence you to death, you shoot him, claim it was self defense
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    • Second amendment doesn’t get a gun past a metal detector inside the courthouse
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    • I read corny as porny and I was all types of confused
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    • I feel like it wouldn’t be easy to take a gun into a courthouse. You know, because of all the security and such.
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    • Oof "tHe SeCoNd AmEnDmEnT DoEsEnT SaY yOu CaN mUrDeR" obviously you fucking tards. Stop trying to look into things and fucking make problems where there are none
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    • U guys know the second guy probably isn’t American right. Like u guys know that anyone can use the internet right. Like not just people in America but anywhere
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    • Sounds like an Eric Andre bit
      Ruffian 7 jun
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    • Well until 2008 the 2nd amendment really didn’t apply to fire arms it applied to the right to form a militia
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    • The Democrats would like you to forget about the right to bear arms too. Fuck that! I'm going to go out there, in the woods, find a bear, and get me some arms!
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    • The second amendment's Grant's all Americans the freedom to remove politicians from office through deadly force, if it is deemed by that citizen, that the politician has infringed upon societies rights
      Tmayer79 7 jun
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    • It’s a joke y’all are just killjoys
      AvianAve 6 jun
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    • “I plead the first. Fuck you, Damian!”
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    • In SWTORs Trooper story there’s a Darkside option during a Senate hearing where you literally shoot a Senator and walk out of the hearing like a boss
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    • tha_nos 6 jun
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    • License to kill
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    • Dang does nobody have a sense of humor on this app, it was a joke and a good one at that
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    • The second amendment is about self-preservation, particularly against a tyrannical government ... that includes the courts judges
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    • I think every us citizen should have the right to trail by ordeal you fuck up you can go to prison or wind up whoknowswhereistan fucking some terrorists up
      TVLOGoS 7 jun
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    • Woody Harrison dad killed a judge
      hazard11 7 jun
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    • Imean in the end of boondock saints you get to see the McManus family tap a guy in the middle of his trial
      Mdog903 7 jun
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    • Law Abiding Citizen
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    • It doesn't make murder legal tho
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    • Dill_Nye 6 jun
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    • lmao a friend and i had a conversation about something like this a while back. I was wondering which you were supposed to plead if you didnt want to incriminate yourself on the stand, and i thought the first was guns or smn
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    • Why? Why would you think that
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    • Trial by combat where someone wins the combat and is therefore convicted of murder because they proved they were strong enough with a knife to kill someone
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    • Wild West-100
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    • Fucking Europeans, bastards can’t even comprehend owning a gun
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    • You have the right to be an attorney.
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    • Remember kids. Everyone has a right to bear arms
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    • LanaRain 6 jun
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    • There is one where someone gets stabbed with corn
      citit 6 jun
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    • Last I checked, firearms aren't allowed in government buildings, like courthouses.
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    • You can't bring fucking weapons or cell phones into court
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    • Murdering judges who arent faithful to the constitution is sanctioned.
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    • An even better one would be if they’re about to plead guilty but the lawyer pops in so it’s like “I plead-“ “THE SECOND!” And then the LAWYER wastes the judge and then goes “did we win?”
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    • I support the right to arm bears.
      wijibo 6 jun
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    • What movie?
      tha_nos 6 jun
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    • tc please/sometimes you gotta/inigga/porn/original comment/
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    • Sounds like a deleted scene in Pulp Fiction
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    • Mafia 3 headass
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    • Yeah, when a judge goes tyrannical like several of the Supreme Court judges are doing by making laws and policies when that isn’t in their job title. Their job is to enforce existing laws not create new ones with the rulings.
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    • StUpId LiBtArDs! I cAn'T bElIeVe tHeY mAdE a JoKe!
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    • I thought second degreee murder like someone hired that guy to ice the judge
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    • This is very strong evidence that libs don't know shit about the Constitution
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    • You know they uh, search you before you enter a courthouse
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    • Can they say "I plead a second" which just gives them one second of freedom and they can spam this sentence all the way across the border
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    • The Democrats will take away your guns, so vote Democrat in 2020.
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    • Didn’t you learn this in like 8th grade?
      iFleecy 8 jun
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    • Simpson's with mel Gibson, Mr Smith goes to washington spoof
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    • cringe
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    • I’m not pro gun control by any means but the second amendment just meant people had the right to own arms for militia and resisting tyrannical government.
      7Riot7 8 jun
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    • the second amendment is for resisting tyranny. and that could include shooting a judge
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    • iNiggas really do be out here “pleading the 13th” smh
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    • I challenge you to mortal kombat
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    • It would be better if an anti hero got pulled over and instead of saying I plea the fifth says I plea the second and wastes him
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    • Of course a tumblrina forgets the second tumblrina forgets the right to best arms
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    • You can kill whoever you want in America if you are rich enough
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    • Damn
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    • That happened in The Dark Knight but nobody said they pleaded the second
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    • Should’ve done that with my corrupt ass judge
      MDubz 6 jun
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    • Nah courts are gun free zones so obviously nothing could happen
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    • I mean, I'd watch that, while under the influence of other illegal activities
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    • I plead the third
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    • Christ tumblr fags all share the same fucking braincell
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    • Well you could feasibly kill a judge and be in the law if you challenge him to an official dual and get it appropriated and such and then shoot him in said dual you’d be gucci
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    • well i mean... the 2nd was specifically there to oppose an unjust government so....
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    • But murder is still illegal
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    • and then the gta wasted just flashes across the court
      Iyss 6 jun
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    • The courthouse has a security check point so you wont be able to busta cap on the Judge.
      oorz 6 jun
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    • I once asked my economics teacher how dumb it would sound to plead the 22nd
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    • smh, you’re not American if you forgot about the second amendment
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    • I really shouldn’t be drinking tea while scrolling through iFunny.
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    • Boondocks saints
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    • Trial by combat, to the Death
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    • Isn't the second the right to bear arms and organizing one in a well regulated malitia?
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    • Ahh the second amendment. The right to arm bears
      Shedinn 6 jun
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    • Would be funnier without the response
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    • Should be fair though considering there’s no such thing as a “free and fair” trial anymore.
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