• &) yourplayersaidwhat
"As I'm seducíng her, l'mjust
holding myself up on the
counter by my elbows. "
-our very short halfling gunslinger, while seducing a
human shopkeep
(He rolled a 24)
That mental imaqe was too cute not to draw c:
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