Vise
Fa
This cat has a stool reserved at my I al pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watching the other patrons.
arlenesullivan arlenesullivan
25 sep 2020
Vise Fa This cat has a stool reserved at my I al pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watching the other patrons.
My dog can see up to the sidewalk in the reflection of my crystal ball so he watches for people and cars but he looks like he's seeing the future.
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
29 sep 2020
My dog can see up to the sidewalk in the reflection of my crystal ball so he watches for people and cars but he looks like he's seeing the future.
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco
Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT
Taco Bell
Don't threaten me with a good time
SturdyTree SturdyTree
8 oct 2020
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT Taco Bell Don't threaten me with a good time
as a child*
Padme:
Se...
JuicyJuicy JuicyJuicy
26 sep 2020
as a child* Padme: Se...
When she did her hair and makeup and spent $120.89 on lingerie to see me stand at the end of the bed like...
DOSEMMA
bigclout bigclout
1 may
When she did her hair and makeup and spent $120.89 on lingerie to see me stand at the end of the bed like... DOSEMMA
Waiting for your girlfriend to calm down when she is mad because u love her and don't want to make her more mad
Waiting for your girlfriend to calm down when she is mad because u love her and don't want to make her more mad
think Well, this is someone has the dog's entered the Problem house!
swiftie_13 swiftie_13
21 sep 2020
think Well, this is someone has the dog's entered the Problem house!
Two Brothers Capture a Glorious
Selfie With a Bald Eagle They
Rescued From a Trap
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
5 oct 2020
Two Brothers Capture a Glorious Selfie With a Bald Eagle They Rescued From a Trap
LO
Ask not for whom
the dog barks.
It barks for thee.
jenjeninator jenjeninator
23 sep 2020
LO Ask not for whom the dog barks. It barks for thee.
"The day you stop racing, is the day you win the race."
Bob harley
VaderFTP VaderFTP
25 mar
"The day you stop racing, is the day you win the race." Bob harley
When all those shrugs from not knowing what to eat are starting to pay off.
PandaKaticorn20 PandaKaticorn20
6 apr
When all those shrugs from not knowing what to eat are starting to pay off.
Hey! Just let her die.
She uses "your" instead of
"you're" every fucking time.
lumberjack128 lumberjack128
2 jun
Hey! Just let her die. She uses "your" instead of "you're" every fucking time.
Man: Hello Mam. Can get your help finding my wife?
Woman Confused: How can I help?
Man: Let's just say you have qualities that she will sense.
Man: Hello Mam. Can get your help finding my wife? Woman Confused: How can I help? Man: Let's just say you have qualities that she will sense.
New Jersey: Let's Legalize
Recreational Marijuana.
Oregon:
Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
New Jersey: Let's Legalize Recreational Marijuana. Oregon: Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A Milkshake!!!
What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A Milkshake!!!
When they bring back the nasty mitt
Burt slower
(slow heavy metal music playaime))
metalhead6_6_6 metalhead6_6_6
24 apr
When they bring back the nasty mitt Burt slower (slow heavy metal music playaime))
HOLY. SMOKES BATMAN
ty
sadpeepeepoopoop sadpeepeepoopoop
1 apr
HOLY. SMOKES BATMAN ty
I never understood why they put some words in colors. Are you gonna read only the colored ones? Does it give you a secret message?
What's up with that seriously?
NCC1701_D NCC1701_D
5 feb
I never understood why they put some words in colors. Are you gonna read only the colored ones? Does it give you a secret message? What's up with that seriously?
"Wow this drink is good! What's the secret ingredient again?"
The guy who invented Coca Cola:
BobbyShmurda BobbyShmurda
2 oct 2020
"Wow this drink is good! What's the secret ingredient again?" The guy who invented Coca Cola:
photos from twilight and shrek that radiate the same energy: a thread
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
18 may
photos from twilight and shrek that radiate the same energy: a thread