Vise
Fa
This cat has a stool reserved at my I al pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watching the other patrons.
arlenesullivan arlenesullivan
25 sep 2020
Vise Fa This cat has a stool reserved at my I al pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watching the other patrons.
Mom: we have guests and tumed on some anime for their children on your computer
Me: but I don't have any ant...
Mom: we have guests and tumed on some anime for their children on your computer Me: but I don't have any ant...
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't
@wordmixrr
a cat person."
we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
26 sep 2020
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't @wordmixrr a cat person." we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
Coma
Bikini Baristas Have Taken Over the
Pacific Northwest
oat
that_withoutmods_2 that_withoutmods_2
6 jan 2021
Coma Bikini Baristas Have Taken Over the Pacific Northwest oat
POLICE THREATENED IRAQI PROTESTERS WITH DOGS - THEY THREATENED BACK WITH A LION
Up
Demeanor Demeanor
30 sep 2020
POLICE THREATENED IRAQI PROTESTERS WITH DOGS - THEY THREATENED BACK WITH A LION Up
You can wear a mask, and sit in school for 8 hours.
you
can't wear a mask outside, and
or treat,
_TonyStark _TonyStark
24 sep 2020
You can wear a mask, and sit in school for 8 hours. you can't wear a mask outside, and or treat,
When you accidentally catch your little hulkster in your zipper.
When you accidentally catch your little hulkster in your zipper.
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with an incredibly rare disease.
Me: How rare?
Doctor: What do you want to name it?
White_Rabbit_Reality White_Rabbit_Reality
31 dec 2020
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with an incredibly rare disease. Me: How rare? Doctor: What do you want to name it?
oooh who's an edgy boy? who's an edgy boy?! yes you are! oooh what a hot take! your statements are so controversial! what an edgy boy
oooh who's an edgy boy? who's an edgy boy?! yes you are! oooh what a hot take! your statements are so controversial! what an edgy boy
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling
Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
overstuffedopossum overstuffedopossum
24 sep 2020
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
When your girl driving in the far left lane on the highway and Siri says, "In
80Ofeet take this Exit"
Redneck_mechanic_memes Redneck_mechanic_memes
23 oct 2020
When your girl driving in the far left lane on the highway and Siri says, "In 80Ofeet take this Exit"
I PICTURE MY SANTA CLAUS RIPPING ROLLING BURNOUTS IN A TOR-RED '70
'CUDA WITH A 426 HEMI AND A 4 SPEED
Customz_Daily Customz_Daily
26 dec 2020
I PICTURE MY SANTA CLAUS RIPPING ROLLING BURNOUTS IN A TOR-RED '70 'CUDA WITH A 426 HEMI AND A 4 SPEED
as a child*
Padme:
Se...
JuicyJuicy JuicyJuicy
26 sep 2020
as a child* Padme: Se...
my alarms trying to wake me up every morning
my alarms trying to wake me up every morning
Drive thru: Will that be all?
Me:
The First Order was only the beginning!
Neo_aTK Neo_aTK
25 oct 2020
Drive thru: Will that be all? Me: The First Order was only the beginning!
When you finally meet your online girlfriend.
-Ahh, i see you're a me
When you finally meet your online girlfriend. -Ahh, i see you're a me
showerfeelings
Shower Thoughts
A chess match between a mind reader and someone who can see the future would glitch the matrix.
THEOUTCAST THEOUTCAST
26 sep 2020
showerfeelings Shower Thoughts A chess match between a mind reader and someone who can see the future would glitch the matrix.
thats right... buy all of cumcoin and dump all my fartbucks into booba
ShitPostGod ShitPostGod
11 may
thats right... buy all of cumcoin and dump all my fartbucks into booba