parents when they can't get a hold
of you: "i called TWICE AND YOU
DIDN’T PICK UP'
me when i can't get a hold of my
parents: "I BROKE MV LEG.!
CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR
WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT
YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO
my parents: 'wow sorry i was busy“
this never changes no matter how old
#one time I literally broke my leg