• Vikings be like:
I fear no man.
*Dying peacefully
in their sleep I instead of being
But that thing
rutally
the battlefield*
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    • one must die with a weapon in their hand to get into valhalla
      Melzoedy 6 sep
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    • Gotta die with a sword in their hand in order to enter Valhalla
      ekonvoid 6 sep
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    • Fred1337 6 sep
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    • FOR VALHALLA
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    • That’s how they get to their heaven with all the hot babes waiting for them
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    • Y'all dont realize there are other afterlife 'halls'. Freya or Frigg, can't remember, has Folkvagnr, which is very much like Valhalla, and then there's Helheim, ruled by Hel, but that isn't like Hell as a place of punishment unless it is deserving. There is Hel's Hall where those who PT 1
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    • SeaRogue 6 sep
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    • Valhalla is a conspiracy fabricated by big kings so their men wouldn’t be afraid to die in battle. Vikings need to become woke and rise up against their anglo tyrants. Death to the system, death to the control
      choms 6 sep
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    • They do not have to die with a weapon in their hand, any honorable man or woman that dies (in or out of combat) goes to Valhalla or Folkvangr. If you do not being honor to yourself then you go to Help to walk the eternally frozen plains. Dying at sea means Ran received your soul.
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    • If I replace my hand with a axe, am I a viking cyborg
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    • Vikings after being way cooler than knights
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    • If they die at war they go to their heaven.
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    • Well they have to die with a weapon in their hand right. Or does it say specifically in battle or can they just be nooned in their sleep while holding a weapon
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    • It's all about being a warrior that Odin would want in his einherjar, to defend him against Fenrir come Ragnarok.
      Eiri 6 sep
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    • What was the heaven that was like Valhalla, but you went if you died fighting without a weapon in your hand?
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    • None of us are true men anymore. Today's social constructs do not adhere to our instinctive desires because of these spiritual oppressions layed upon us in the waking world. We wake up seeking pleasure and since it's at the tip of our weak fingertips, we are devoured whole by the sauce.
      CruZo 6 sep
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    • In Norse mythology there are different places for the afterlife, though since they were a warrior based society I guess Vahallah was the best option
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    • I didn’t read the top part and was like “MAAAA THE IFUNNY SPERGS ARE LARPING AGAIN”
      DEDDED 6 sep
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    • Valhalla Forever!!!
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    • If you're viking and you die peacefully of old age it probably means you defeated every foe who crossed your path
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    • just hold weapon in hand while sleeping
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    • Go big or go home, bro
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    • Cause it means no heaven
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    • content not available more
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    • Goes for any war tbh
      Urbanxx 6 sep
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    • Olaf from league
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    • Imagine being the biggest and baddest viking in history and never dying in combat but tripping on a stick and falling face first into a pile of rocks which noons you
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    • What is this?
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    • Fun fact. If not dead on the battlefield a giant ceremony of sacrifice and burning the body on a boat drifting off to sea (while the body was fully armored) would also get you into valhalla
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    • You know that’s not how that works at all right? Like, yeah, you’ve got a good shot at getting to Valhalla if you die in battle but you can also still get there if you were a great warrior. There are also other halls.
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    • Can’t lose if you wanted to die in battle anyways.
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    • Women will never understand the want to fight and die with meaning
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    • If you die peacefully your a fucking little pussy
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    • There are other kinds of afterlife for Vikings who have outlived their usefulness on a battle field. They believed that someone who had survived to old age held the highest honor.
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    • yall ever seen Vinland saga? even if u dont like anime i reccomend getting over urself and giving it a shot.
      waadword 6 sep
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    • Great warriors used to swear oaths to Odinn promising to die sword in hand in order to secure a place in Valhalla over the other halls, like Freya's or Thor's. It wasn't an actual requirement. A good death in a battle or even something as small as a two person fight is all that's needed.
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    • Odin, jeg ber deg ta din plass i Valhallas haller, der de modige skal leve evig. Vi skal heller ikke sorge, men glede oss over de som har dod den stralende doden
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    • UNTIL VALHALLA
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    • Victory or Valhalla brother
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    • For Valhalla!
      Seras 6 sep
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    • Wasn't that just propaganda
      fluff890 6 sep
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    • Spartans. You are thinking of Spartans
      Storm67 7 sep
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    • And the supernatural. They were terrified of ghosts and shit
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    • Viking mythology is dumb lmao
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    • I can feel my gf slowly pulling out of our relationship and if she leaves me I will off myself in my driveway.
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    • Mfw cool biking meme:
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    • Man none of yall know the slightest in Norse mythology ughh as someone who has been learning norwegian these past 6 years this hurts my because during my freetime in class I would read Norse mythology and I know everything there is to know about it
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    • GIVE ME VALHALLA OR NOTHING AT ALL
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    • That’s why I always sleep with a sword in my hand and dream of war
      Dolemite 8 sep
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    • SHAMAN NOOO
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    • “If you die with no blood on your sword, I’ll r@p e your corpse!”
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    • *insert for honor story mode clip* VALHALLA!!
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    • We know almost nothing about the Vikings because the people who wrote about them were European Catholics 300 years after they died out. They made the Vikings seem like nothing more than common polytheistic barbarians who loved disrupting civilized society. Which may be true, but we just don’t know.
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    • I never understood why people would want to die in their sleep. The thought terrifies me.
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    • You know the spartans had to have hated part of the culture that sent you to hell for dying from old age or childbirth because they were millennia ahead of their time in terms of respect for that shit
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    • Nigga
      dandaman 7 sep
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    • Bc they believed if you die in your sleep you go to hell
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    • Hey if you were threatened with the endless cold of Helheim you’d be scared too
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    • Fuck that shit
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    • scruff 7 sep
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    • That’s badass. You’re 50 years old, eldest of the group. When one night you sneak out and seek to fight the most harrowing of creatures.
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    • Am I stupid for thinking that that silhouette was Thanos
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    • Anyone have the original?
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    • I want to die in one of two ways: peacefully in my sleep, or while riding an atomic bomb falling from space while wearing a cowboy hat and yeehawing as loud as I can
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    • What if you died of old age because you were just a fucking war machine?
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    • So getting into their version of heaven is based on dying by a man made artifact (weapon) Sounds like a scam to me
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    • Replace Vikings with Spartans and it still works
      patent_ 7 sep
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    • My father is nordic and I have had vivid dreams about fighting and dying in battle as a viking.
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    • "You're never too old to go out swinging"
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    • “It is considered dishonorable to grow old?” “Well...never too late to go out fightin’, I s’pose.”
      Ragnarok 7 sep
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    • What is this originally from?
      kilkrin 7 sep
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    • Aye. A man who dies without a weapon in his hand shall never look upon the beauty of the Halls of Valhalla.
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    • HTTYD was a good movie. I can’t wait to see 2 and 3.
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    • Imagine being a nord dying in battle fighting the romans only to come back as a hummingbird
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    • Vinland saga
      RKellly 7 sep
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    • I still kinda feel that way. If there is ever a war or battle and someone comes at me im gonna fight till my last breath because im not gonna die breathing the air of a cowards sprint. Im gonna breath the air of a patriots war cry.
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    • Rip young Ragnar :(
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    • I’m a history student from Norway. This is fairly accurate actually - dying in battle was seen as honorable, while dying of old age was either seen as a sign you didn’t fight hard or long enough (though it varies a bit).
      Autos 7 sep
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    • The one thing i fear is dying an old man in my bed instead of in the battle field with my axe sunk into the chest of my enemy i fear not dying as a warrior
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    • Olaf
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    • I would hate to die in my sleep
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    • Another cringey white boy who blindly simps for a higher power
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    • EVISCERATE ME
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    • How did men go from wanting to be brutally disemboweled on the battlefield to not knowing which bathroom to use? Men are getting less and less masculine every year it seems
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    • I think the samurai were more hardcore with making sure they died in battle
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    • Never too old to die in glorious battle!!!
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    • Vikings where no chance against the native Americans
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    • Literally the one thing they find disgraceful. They'll noon and pillage for sport but Odin be damned if they die in their sleep like a coward
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    • Question about the vikings - did women fight in the viking society? If not how did they make it in to valhalla? Or could women go at all? Just curious
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    • Doesn't every man want to go into the next life punching and screaming?
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    • Barbarians.
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    • Yeah because we can’t fuckin go to Valhalla if we die in our sleep
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    • I'd rather die of outo erotic axfixiation. Just my preference
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    • Yes.
      Gwaihir 6 sep
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    • I don't know why, but I dont want to die peacefully in my bed. I fear wasting away as an old person and just die. I don't want to die in a horrific way, but I don't want that boring death either
      Crufix 6 sep
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