• Loneliness lowers your life expectancy as much as smoking a pack of cigerettes a day
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    • I'm lonely and smoke like a chimniny im boutta speed run life
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    • _Noose_ 7 sep
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    • Well, I’m lonely and smoke. So I guess I got about 2 weeks left.
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    • im gonna die at 20 then
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    • Kurzgesagt
      meemaw 6 sep
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    • Do both to speedrun life
      BlueSil 7 sep
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    • I'm lonely af and smoke like a mf...Im speed running life
      Moojon 7 sep
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    • I only get my facts from the experts
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    • Good thing the smokes cancel out the loneliness
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    • People say that kurzgesagt isn’t believable but they literally post the sources in the description
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    • Kyrgasect In a nutshell. ( I probs spelt it wrong)
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    • Thanks for the speedrun tip
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    • Anyone know how to use Java that could help me out?
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    • Guess I'll die by 30 then
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    • Yeah, I sincerely doubt that.
      Bendi 7 sep
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    • Why am I so fucking sad 😔
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    • Well, I don’t want to... but I guess I’ll be dying quicker than I should.
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    • NakedVenomSnake it's not looking good bro
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    • Thats why I smoke *insert i am speed meme here*
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    • Hey, that's me
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    • Shit, mind as well smoke a pack a day, maybe ill get in with the gas station crackhe ads 👀
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    • Kurzgesagt or something like that on youtube
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    • Businesses are always making choices
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    • Quirky
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    • Does it stack if you're lonely and smoke a pack a day?
      piker117 7 sep
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    • content not available more
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    • That chunky boi in the back boutta get me acting up the way he eating that doughnut
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    • egirlUwU 7 sep
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    • Time to fucking die
      Kobeaghd 7 sep
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    • I smoke a pack a day sometimes 2 and I'm also lonely af, guess I'm trying to speed it up
      42Sm0ke 9 sep
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    • Well shit. If I knew that, I'd have started smoking too
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    • Sweet I’m doubled up then
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    • So I just get a bitch and some American spirits and it all evens out like pemdas or sum shit right?
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    • I lower your life expectancy bois, im officially god like
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    • Im projected to suddenly die at 28
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    • They say one cig costs 5 min a pack of 12 will cost you an hour a pack of 16 will cost you 80min. Life expectancy for male is 78 years for female 86 years so be losing much time
      KingZ99 8 sep
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    • Im lonely and i smoke weed and cigars every 2 hours. Probably gonna die tomorrow
      TRASH224 8 sep
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    • Im speed running
      Benadryl 8 sep
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    • I don't know and don't care if that is true but it sure is a hell of a lot better than being with the wrong person.
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    • That's why we're all here. To be lonely together.
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    • heyyyyy is that a kurssgessgesesagagsegegagegseztztztgegssagesgszt reference
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    • Then I guess I’ll die
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    • Sick
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    • So add that onto the pack I smoke a day and basically I should be dead in the next 10 years
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    • Get Webblen. It’s an app for finding communities and events in your area. It’s new and hard launching this month
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    • My best friend now hates my for stuff I couldn't control but every day I hurts I remember when we would play games every day but it really hurts when you lose your one of your clostest friends I just wish I could explain to him
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    • I smoke and I’m lonely ahhh I’m half way there woooooooooo
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    • It’s from a video by kurzgesagt, about the impact loneliness has on health. It’s a really interesting watch
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    • This is false because if it was true I would be dead
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    • Then I should be fucking dead lmao
      Esuna 8 sep
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    • That ain't good news that means I'm double dead
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    • Anyone actually have a good way to end it without doing it themselves
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    • Why am I not dead yesterday
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    • Idk who needs to see this but you’re worth it
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    • I have been waiting for too long.
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    • I get it but I’d rather be immortal
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    • How am I not already dead then
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    • Where do I begin
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    • SO QUIRKY.
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    • ZanBot 8 sep
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    • Good thing I participate in both activities
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    • If this is true then 2020 fucked a lot of people
      gomaa 8 sep
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    • Good thing I’m never lonely, though. I’m always alone but never lonely. You get used to it after a while. And when you really think about it, it’s better this way.
      lamelion 8 sep
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    • I know, right? Then add to that drinking AND smoking....imma speed run this one, boys
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    • LaFleur 8 sep
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    • maybe i should pick up smoking
      Byekyuu 8 sep
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    • Bonus points for both
      AforANNA 7 sep
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    • What if you do both
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    • How is that good news?
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    • Shit
      jfde 7 sep
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    • Porque no las dos?
      iSneux 7 sep
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    • Me reading this
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    • It doesnt
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    • There’s this girl who I’ve been talking to and I really like her but man I don’t want to ruin a friendship
      zimbo_ 7 sep
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    • Thank god I quit. no need to noon myself smoking got something better
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    • well neither of these has concrete evidence. correlation isn’t causation.
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    • Fuck it I might as well smoke a pack a day and put this shot in fast forward
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    • Do both
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    • God looking down on my introverted ass
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    • Well i do both
      Kollegah 7 sep
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    • Sweet, so if I smokea pack a day I'll halve it?
      EnomisV 7 sep
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    • Good I get to die young unless I become un-lonely somehow
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    • I probably died already.
      Pyroxx 7 sep
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    • Smoke a cig when you’re lonely so they cancel each other out
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    • Me smoking more cuz I'm lonely
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    • Great. So there's Obesity, then Loneliness is tied for smoking at second place
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    • Actually it seems that the loneliness people live the longest.
      JoeMamo 7 sep
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    • maybe this is why men have a lower life expectancy
      soda_c4n 7 sep
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    • Well i guess im dead at 40
      mhillyer 7 sep
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    • As much? Let's make it twice
      1zzy 7 sep
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    • Loneliness lowers life expectancy? Then why aren't I dead yet?
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    • I’m here for a good time not a long time.
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    • Aight, what if I combine them tho?
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    • What
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    • What if i do both
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