• Once i get a boyfriend, what do i
feed it?
9 Like © comment Share OD Enygma Ann Lenoir and 574 others Holly Moon
You know, I've had mine for a while
and he seems to be getting on well on
a mixture of pellet as well as the wet
food.
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    • No no. She’s got a point
      De_gato 9 jul
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    • I am a man and actually to me this isn't offensive.its honestly funny cuz it's a joke about how to best take care of your boyfriend.i wouldnt mind having a girl like this.call me a simp all you want
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    • Damn you guys really can’t take a joke. Which is surprising considering you are one.
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    • That macaroni looks good as fuck
      DeadmanS 9 jul
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    • Damn bro yall really hate women huh
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    • Where are the cosmic brownie treats?
      Abella 9 jul
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    • Hey. We aren’t some fucking dog that you can just- Is that Mac and Cheese?
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    • macorc 9 jul
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    • I wanna be offended but I'd be ok with this
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    • And liquids were not discussed??? Hope you had a specialty Batman glass on hand
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    • My wife keeps me on a steady diet of pussy and beer. And there's other stuff but that what I get the most.
      irmino 9 jul
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    • I like the wet food pls
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    • Where the FUCK is the beef
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    • Pet play niggas who actually LIKE being talked about like a dog
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    • This is funny. All the people that got offended by a joke, you’re a pussy
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    • Cum
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    • Uh oh theres women in this post
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    • Tame me with chicken wings like one of your French girls
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    • Valyrison 10 jul
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    • Best I can do is make chewy cookies
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    • Am eating the pellet as I read this, tis true, is good for diet
      Nukenaut 10 jul
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    • I see a shitload of people complaining about people complaining, but not many actually complaining
      loneill97 10 jul
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    • My girlfriend mostly feeds me eggs and rice. She’s Asian so that’s what she eats, but at least I’m fed.
      the_cat 10 jul
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    • Chocky milk too is good
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    • y’all can make fun of women and call us sensitive but the minute we do the same to you,, :)
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    • Bargo_ Mine is a carnivore for Subway and Taco Bell. He needs to be water twice a day, or else he dries up and dies.
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    • Mine likes spaghetti and pop tarts CTC_and_DCF
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    • Because of covid, I’ve had more time to try out cooking more things and making my boyfriend some of his favorite foods. Least to say, it’s rewarding seeing his surprised and happy face after. He looks like a little kid when he gets all giddy.
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    • Lol for everyone who got broken up with during quarantine, same bro
      Gnarlie 10 jul
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    • content not available more
      Min_Min 10 jul
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    • i need MEAT
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    • Well that’s one really good way to keep him. Maybe throw in some chocolate milk though
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    • So how come when ever I come to a post all I can see is “why you guys hate women” or “ it’s a joke you are jokes”. But I can literally never find a comment that warrants those
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    • Just Feed Him Boobs & Pussy Daily, & He'll Be A-OK
      4Pep 10 jul
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    • I hope some day a girl is this worried about me. Wouldn't that be sweet
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    • Except women today don’t really know how to cook and more and more men are taking care of that side of things.
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    • Shit my wife cooks me real food not that set it and forget bullshit.
      kanep0e 10 jul
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    • I love this joke, because it doesn’t really hurt anybody and it’s just a funny good natured joke
      pigles1 10 jul
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    • Where is chocolate milk?
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    • I still don't get people don't know how to cook, your phone has food recipes for a plethora of things to cook, and women love dudes who can cook, and it saves money
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    • I would try an feed my boyfriend a different meal everyday. Until he picks which ones are his favorites. Then I make them periodically. After he’s done with work, he sends me a scale 1-10 on how bad his day was. If it was a terrible day, he gets his most favorite meal.
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    • I'm sick of these fact gimmick accounts, except InfoChecker, he can stay. How about this. yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fact: fuck off
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    • Feed them, fuck them, don’t cheat on them.... You want to keep a guy? That’s how you keep a guy.
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    • Ive never had hot pockets, but shells and cheese is better than macaroni.
      Remix_DD 10 jul
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    • Boys then: I'll eat only raw noodles for 3 years straight. Boys now: I hate women
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    • I got me a girl from El Salvador so she stays making some bad ass pupusas... and then I get the pussa-y? No, yes, ok Im outtie 3000
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    • Personally, I’m not a huge eater. I get along fine with close to any food. Anyways. I’m up for adoption :)
      Sore 11 jul
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    • The only wet food I want is your coochie 😩😩💦💦
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    • Tiddy. Feed us tiddy.
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    • So y'all are legit just incels?
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    • M A C A N D C H E E S E
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    • I’m so so glad and happy my girl can cook some delicious ass dishes. Honestly men find a woman who can cook, easily gain 20 pounds
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    • Was taking to this girl Then we hooked up. After she was immediately all telling me where and when to be to hook up then told me she she didn't enjoy being ignored when i stopped responding. I told her that i liked her before and i was very disappointed in being used as a call boy and ib wouldn't ha
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    • Reeeeeee woman make joke
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    • I mean there is a point but if you get a pure bread stud best to feed him real food lol 😂 enjoy y’all mutts I’m making my big dog steak and greens and all kinda shit on the regular lol
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    • What’re you supposed to give us to drink
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    • Bitch really thinks I’m a hamster talking about all them pellets
      Skrunky 10 jul
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    • Switch the Mac for some tater tots and I’m sold
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    • This is pretty funny.
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    • Bacon's, if it doesn't eat bacon it's defective and needs to be taken back
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    • This is funny, shut up.
      GR8B8M8s 12 jul
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    • Honestly, anything
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    • Hope he isn’t diabetic....
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    • Bruh this shit funny shut yo soft asses up
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    • TChaff pretty fucken much
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    • I hate macaroni. It has nothing to do with my lactose intolerance. I just hate that everyone has such a passion over some noodles in stinky cheese. Fuck you.
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    • I'd be a happy bastarf
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    • I’m not offended by the joke, I just hate women.
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    • I was told there’d be people complaining
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    • Theres another wet food we like
      Kuevo 10 jul
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    • I feel like I’m the only person in the world who doesn’t like mac and cheese
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    • Yea that aint the wet food
      _AD_ 10 jul
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    • Unpopular opinion: pizza rolls are gross and you can’t convince me otherwise
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    • Do you really think antagonizing the people you disagree with will do anything? Just move on. You're only making the world a worse place by opening your mouth and spreading hate on hate. You're literally making the whole world blind
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    • The sacred language
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    • That does look scrumptious
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    • Ngl i would be happy with that
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    • Y’all really can’t just take the joke without finding some way to talk shit
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    • I literally have this exact photo posted.. holly is a friend of mine
      Miezute 9 jul
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    • I’m not offended by cringe
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    • I want tendies
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    • need me a wholesome food cooking smol cuddly gf
      Kanye_ 10 jul
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    • fuckin pizza rolls 😩
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    • I dont like Mac n cheese
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    • I feed mine pizza and whiskey
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    • Aye yo but I can cook. The real question is what the fuck does your indecisive ass want
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    • Wet food may also include beef ramen cup. Not chicken, you idiot. Beef.
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    • No you get us the good macaroni FILLED pizza Rolls but it's ok ur still learning
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