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    • No that's vegans. Vegetarians are tolerable
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    • Dietitians: I’ll kill you, and make it look like a bloody accident
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    • The problem that vegans run in to when debating that humans are herbivores is that they only disprove that we're carnivores, which no one believes. Omnivores are somewhere between herbivores and carnivores, and that's where humans lie.
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    • Vegetarians realize humans were meant to eat meat, they just choose not to. Vegans are the idiots.
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    • As a Vegetarian, you’re thinking of Vegans. There’s a dozen different reason for each Vegetarians choice in a non meat lifestyle. Vegans, there’s usually the one. Me, I just don’t like meat. So I don’t eat it. But I like cheese
      AMiss 18 apr
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    • "But teef not carnivore teef. Teef flat for vegetal"
      creepsy 18 apr
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    • Bro tell me why every vegan I’ve seen is fat
      iFlex 18 apr
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    • How about we all eat what we want and not force our beliefs on others
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    • We were meant to eat meat but not to rip the raw meat off of animals with our teeth that is why our teeth structure is different then wild wolves or tame dogs
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    • Humans: *evolve to use tools instead of claws or teeth to kill and prepare prey* vegans thousands of years later: "wE aReNt mEaNt tO eAt mEaT"
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    • Nature: You can’t ingest that. Humans: Fucking watch me
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    • Can a person live a healthy, happy life without meat? Yes. I'll admit that much. But do not look at our teeth and our digestive system and tell me that we are not MEANT to eat meat.
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    • Paleontologists study ancient human ancestors form about 2 or 3 million years ago that began to incorporate meat and bone marrow in their diet, a change that is believed to be the primary catalyst to the increase in brain size
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    • Humans were not designed to eat as much meat as we do. Especially red meat.
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    • I'm a vegetarian and I don't care about animal cruelty or people eating meat, and I don't have the right to tell people what to eat just like they don't have the right to tell me what I should or shouldn't eat, it's nobody's business what you put in your mouth, be it meat, dick, pussy or ass lmao
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    • My brother is vegan an he took me to a vegan restaurant by accident. Totally worth it tho because they had a huge sign that said "We accommodate all allergies". When I told them that I'm allergic to all fruits, nuts, and vegetables the server went pale XD
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    • Incisors (our front teeth) are meant for cutting through meat. Our canines (3rd to right and left on top and bottom) are meant to rip through meat. Molars (everything in back) are meant to grind down vegetables. We are omnivores bitches, quit denying facts.
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    • If we not neant to eat meat? Why are animals made out of food?
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    • Humans are omnivores, meat is important for our diet, I mean eat what ever you want but the reason I hate vegans is because they think they are better than everyone else although I admit I hate factory farming
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    • Vegetarians make sense and are usually decent people. Vegans are fucking annoying
      Braixi 18 apr
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    • I’m vegetarian cuz of religion. Vegetarians don’t say this lol. Vegans do and that’s why they’re annoying.
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    • Unpopular opinion: We weren't meant to eat anything other than meat
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    • Humans weren't meant to eat meat. We were meant to eat both because we are omnivores
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    • If I want to slam three pounds of bacon in a pan on a Tuesday afternoon, I'm gonna. Meat is that good shit
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    • Humans are omnivores. That doesn’t mean we can eat both animals and plants, it means we need to in order to get all our require nutrients
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    • I have seen atleast 100x times more hate on vegans, than vegans actually saying anything.
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    • My parents were vegans and as soon as I moved out I damn near became a carnivore
      Cewabul 18 apr
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    • I'm a vegetarian and I dont think that
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    • I've met 1 Actually tolerable vegetarian, Heart disease is huge in her family, (and she was born with high blood pressure) not eating meat helps her manage that and live healthier.
      TramTrane 18 apr
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    • As a vegetarian,I’d like to point out that u attacked the wrong crowd. Nothing wrong with that,just thought you should try and be more thoughtful about which group is which
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    • Veganism kills. No seriously vegans have a higher chance to get osteoporosis later in life.
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    • Literally no one saw that, our front teeth are meant to tear meat off
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    • Look, I don't eat meat for my own reasons. But if we can digest it, we can eat it, there's no "meant to" about it.
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    • I usually eat vegetarian for health reasons, got some health problems in my family tree that too much meat could cause to manifest in me (at least according to my doctor) so I reserve meat for special occasions, super nice dinners, family gatherings etc. tbh I feel healthier after mostly dropping it
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    • And you're ugly, just like your mum
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    • Im a vegetarian, I work in a kitchen and have to cut raw meat all day long. i dont give one fuck about what people eat because it doesnt impact my life :)
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    • And your ugly just like your mom
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    • And ugly just like your mom
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    • I mean, we have evolved to eat meat. And have been evolved that way since the first homo species walked. We can’t eat raw meat anymore because we don’t have the right bacteria to break down that raw meat and for the bacteria to destroy the toxins in raw meats. So, yes we’re made to eat meat.
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    • The only vegan/vegetarian people I can stand the the ones who are allergic to meat and therefore are forced to be vegetarian, or the ones who do it voluntarily, and don’t make a big deal about it and respect meat eaters decisions
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    • It’s actually an essential part of growth to have the nutritional parts from meat and it is not recommended to start being vegetarian/vegan until you are at least 20.
      InstaHoes 18 apr
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    • Had it not been for nutrient rich meat, our high powered brains would have never developed.
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    • Vegans are just vegetarians that are annoying about it
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    • Even the fucking Bible says to eat meat
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    • whats really cool is actually if you look into it the human brain didnt really start to develop as much as it did until we started cooking and eating meat. so really we wouldnt even be the humans with complex minds if we just ate plants. but no hate towards vegetarians its the vegans that bug me lol
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    • Biologists:
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    • Humans were made to eat meat. We just choose not to. I wish more vegetarians and vegans would realise this
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    • You just shouldn’t eat meat for every meal. I did that but I’m Slowly converting to a more vegetarian diet and I feel so much better. I still eat steak on occasion or meats I just am trying other things as well. Not every meal has to have meat and that’s fine by me
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    • Not all vegans are bad, but there are the ones that are just so bad and absolute shit yelling at people because they do what they do
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    • Humans weren’t made to eat meat WAY back in the evolution tree, current civil humans have an inactive appendix which is the only thing that remains of that history. If anything we should be eating only meat, but we’re omnivores for a reason
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    • Apparently it is possible for us to go without eating meat and live strong and healthily, just need to make sure you're getting what you need from other foods.
      A_F_K 18 apr
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    • I've met a lot of vegetarians and not a single one of them has ever said that lol
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    • This dumb biology argument has been around for too long, but I must ask how many of y’all have actually had a vegan watch you eat meat, approach you, and tell you that you are a murderer? I get a lot more shit for being vegan even if I don’t give a shit about the animals killed for it
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    • Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the appendix used to filter out bacteria back when humans are raw meat...?
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    • And you’re ugly, just like your mum
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    • I'm vegan. I don't care what you eat.
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    • Humans are omnivores. While you can get the nutrition from a diet that doesn't have meat in it, you should only do so if you know what the fuck you're doing. Cause if not then ur gonna end up anorexic like my sister
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    • the only way we were able to get brains as big as now is because of meat. eating meat gives a bunch more calories to the gram than plants do and that allowed us to grow bigger brains
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    • I love this movie but it only has a 3% on rotten tomatoes which is BS
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    • I was born with a hellish disease that makes it so I can't eat red meat without it doing bad things to my stomach. I am a carnivore restrained by my gut. My stomach also gets pissy at acidic stuff too. Gets all fermenty in my stomach and makes me sick.
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    • How to tell a vegtard to fuck off
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    • That movie is the sole reason why movies are no longer allowed to be filmed at the Dr. Seuss house.
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    • This movie was my favorite growing up :)
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    • I had a pediatrician that was vegan and recommended that I don't drink milk... I switched pediatricians
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    • If everyone suddenly went vegan wouldn’t it throw off most of the worlds ecosystems?
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    • Wow ive never been to the comment section this early
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    • Here I sit broken hearted, came to shit but only farted
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    • I hate that vocal and liberal vegans made a bad name for the rest of us. If you don't eat meat good for you and if you do thats OK too. I'm just against the cruel treatment of animals. I wish that more natural and ethical means of obtaining animal products were made affordable for the public
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    • I feel like if vegans in the wildnerness would either instantly break their diet and eat an animal, or they would literally die on their grass because apparently it’s better for a human to die than an animal
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    • I seriously hate when people say this. If we were not supposed to eat meat we would not be able to digest it. Horses, cows, and herbivores can't digest meat. Carnivores are healthiest on a diet of meat with some fibers so they eat meat and grass. Use fucking logic dumb rights
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    • We literally have teeth to eat meat and our digestive system is designed to digest meat lmao
      mebro19 23 apr
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    • Sure humans can eat meat. But it’s commercialized meat and dairy products that companies inject with toxins that cause health issues.
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    • Oh yeah I'll never claim humans aren't omnivores, of course we are. I just choose not to eat meat as a personal decision. You can live a healthy lifestyle both eating and not eating meat. People care too much about what other people do on their own time.
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    • Vegans say they don’t eat meat, but don’t realize bugs and small animals are packed into plants when their farmed lmao
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    • Humans are OMNIVORES
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    • Technically, you don’t need meat to survive. But the canines that are in our teeth allow us to eat meat to survive. So I’ll eat my steak, ribs, and wings and be happy.
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    • Vegetarians are tolerable. My friend is a vegetarian because he’s deathly allergic to poultry and allergic to beef and pork. Dude will break out into hives. Cool as fuck and you’d never hear about it unless you asked him.
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    • And you’re ugly, just like your mom.
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    • Don't put us vegetarian in the same box with those assholes vegan extremists
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    • Humans are predators. Our biology shows that. Our teeth, eyes and brain are for hunting. My ancestors fought literally tooth and claw to reach the top of the food chain, and I choose to eat like it.
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    • After taking anthropology, I can safely say that without meat, we would have never had the brains we have today
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    • Hell of a lot harder to live without meat when there is not any dietary supplements or any fucking farming.
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    • (1/2) Our digestion is designed for plant digestion HOWEVER, when humans developed cooking we eliminated the need for our digestion to adapt to meat digestion cuz things that other predators had to worry about, like meat rotting in the digestive tract or disease were no longer a varriable
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    • How is this app both liberal and conservative at the same time?
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    • Yeah, vegetarians are the good version.. Vegans are the zealots.
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    • Our teeth are carnivorous...
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    • Vegetarians and Pescatarians are cool. Vegans are the real problem.
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    • Some vegans are quiting after 5-6 years because of medical problems and all their symptoms are solved by eating a small portion if meat.
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    • Also wasn’t it in the Bible (if you believe in it) that we were basically told we could eat the animals?
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    • Some people are vegan because of health reasons. Just ignore people who force their ideas like hardcore vegans
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    • How do explain, CANINES
      Zukaziki 18 apr
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    • I mean, I don’t know if I remember this right, but isn’t it meat that caused our genetic ancestors to develop increased head/brain size?
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    • "And your ugly, just like your mum."
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    • We evolved to be omnivores
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