Vegans and people that don't eat pork are the same in
the way they find a way to work it into every
Mfs: "Man I having a bad week. My car broke down, my
cat died and my gf broke up with me."
Vegans/Non Porkers: "Aw man I'm sorry to hear that.
But hey ever since I've stopped eating pork and started
shoving kale chips up my ass, my life has been so