Vampires then: Vampires now:
Ceka Ceka
7 may
Vampires then: Vampires now:
When you remember that your future depends on you
When you remember that your future depends on you
Heard your mom died in that fire. You got the place to yourself tonight? Ahaha
holder_ holder_
25 may
Heard your mom died in that fire. You got the place to yourself tonight? Ahaha
Doctor: Protect the ones you love most from Coronavirus
Me:
TyroneShoelaces TyroneShoelaces
10 aug 2020
Doctor: Protect the ones you love most from Coronavirus Me:
A FOOLISH MAN IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT
A WISE.MAN SIMPLY TOLERATES IT
A FOOLISH MAN IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT A WISE.MAN SIMPLY TOLERATES IT
don't know what this cat is going through but can relate.
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
21 sep 2020
don't know what this cat is going through but can relate.
Boss: Why are you late?
Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it
at first but I'm here now.
vistavie vistavie
15 apr
Boss: Why are you late? Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it at first but I'm here now.
Congratulations! You've Made it to
November of 2020!
MAKE SOME NOOOOOISE!
All of Us:
leagueofgnar leagueofgnar
4 nov 2020
Congratulations! You've Made it to November of 2020! MAKE SOME NOOOOOISE! All of Us:
Hey look, an alien!
This is my planet.
So you're the f*cking alien here..
RolaF RolaF
25 sep 2020
Hey look, an alien! This is my planet. So you're the f*cking alien here..
feeding my dog
* * *My food
dog:
me eating my cheese burger and fries
Our food
TrashBot TrashBot
24 sep 2020
feeding my dog * * *My food dog: me eating my cheese burger and fries Our food
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l
'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat
First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and
<isappointment, then when you take another bite your
'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be
'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is
\hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking
'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
BO
288,532 note:
Darkwolf244 Darkwolf244
27 sep 2020
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l 'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and <isappointment, then when you take another bite your 'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be 'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is \hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking 'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich. BO 288,532 note:
New Jersey: Let's Legalize
Recreational Marijuana.
Oregon:
Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
New Jersey: Let's Legalize Recreational Marijuana. Oregon: Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
This lady is witch!
How else could she do this with so little clothes on?
okayLeagueOfMemes okayLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
This lady is witch! How else could she do this with so little clothes on?
Fucking stop quoting Star Wars the movies suck
It's treason then.
olin
AHOAo iAaD
It is only natural
ScarabTrooper ScarabTrooper
28 sep 2020
Fucking stop quoting Star Wars the movies suck It's treason then. olin AHOAo iAaD It is only natural
When I babysit my niece she makes me play operation. Her favorite part is when she dies and we have a funeral her.
BigNinjaBoi BigNinjaBoi
18 feb
When I babysit my niece she makes me play operation. Her favorite part is when she dies and we have a funeral her.
NEW YORK POST
Cops bust thief who stole
42,000 pounds of pistachios
Scarletbee Scarletbee
22 jun
NEW YORK POST Cops bust thief who stole 42,000 pounds of pistachios
Two Brothers Capture a Glorious
Selfie With a Bald Eagle They
Rescued From a Trap
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
5 oct 2020
Two Brothers Capture a Glorious Selfie With a Bald Eagle They Rescued From a Trap
Never been so jealous of something in my life
BRITISH(=.
NEws
New Zealand lifts all Covid restrictions, declaring the nation virus-free
2 min read
I_am_Jared I_am_Jared
15 jan 2021
Never been so jealous of something in my life BRITISH(=. NEws New Zealand lifts all Covid restrictions, declaring the nation virus-free 2 min read