vampires really should be able to get drunk they literally have to be alive forever let them have this
he: vampires have no blood so they get drunk faster than people
charlie pulling over a shirtless carlisle at 4 am: dr cullen your blood alcohol content is literally 100% how are you not dead
carlisle: au contraire im absolutely dead
I did not expect a decent twilight joke on my dash in
2019, but nevertheless there it is and it's hilarious.