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    • A true man if action
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    • if you’ve got the balls to go head on with a goose then you’ve won me over
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    • If this is me it goes like this. Crush: what happened? Me: oh these aren’t scars these are just INSANE stretch marks from being a fatass and growing at an insane rate and I mean I look like I was whipped every day of my life since I was born but no I’m just fat as fuck
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    • Man I came home from Afghanistan and had surgery I have a 13" scar on my chest that my 1SG came to see me in recovery for later that year we did weigh and tape and he saw it and asked what happened I said "ah got to excited during breakfast and didn't just butter my toast 1SG" he looked me in the
      wccmaddog 13 aug
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    • As a soldier I dont like my battle scars tbh girls see me as some damaged person that needs help when I really dont. I'm just a normal dude lol
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    • HybridD 13 aug
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    • Dude's a badass, he fought a goose and lived to tell the tale
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    • I have two 10cm long scars down my wrist like I tried to off myself, but it’s actually from a cat that REALLY didn’t wanna be held anymore and used her claws when she launched out of my arms
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    • *lifts pant leg* and THIS is from when I hit my ankle on the bed frame....
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    • Wait, you fought a goose and survived? I call bullshit.
      dibbidy 13 aug
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    • Have a lot of scars and whenever they're seen in public or before Shazam time, everyone thinks I have a dark and tortured past. In reality my fuck shit younger self thought belly flopping into a horde of stray cats would net me mad pets.
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    • My hands are a book filled with tales of shitty wiring jobs and playing with knifes.
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    • Bf has scar on toe because he wanted to learn how to juggle and decided he was good enough to try with scissors
      mandy5d 13 aug
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    • I have a lot of stretch marks that look like scars and nobody really believes me when I say they’re stretch marks
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    • This shit has happened before, not those stories of course but nothing ruins the mood more when she's expecting "i got stabbed" and she gets "I tried to pet a racnoon"
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    • “this one is from getting burned while welding and this one is also from getting burned while welding and this one is also getting burned while welding”
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      smalldong 13 aug
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    • My cat was in a fight and I tried to fix it and he attacked me. Its so hard to explain the like 50 scars on my leg to people. They are all like omg what happened was it like a shark attack and I gotta say no my cat got pissy and made me his bitch.
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    • Okay fighting a goose would be terrifying though
      wundeadx 15 aug
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    • Or you can be like Sakuta from Rascal does not dream of Bunny Girl Senpai and kinda moan when she touches it.
      MsGoddess 14 aug
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    • My dad can name almost every village in Iraq useing his scars
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    • Not gonna lie, kinda wanna hear the stories about the goose and the window
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    • I have several giant scars across my chest and I’ve had them for as long as I can remember. I don’t know how I got it, and no one I know knows how I got it, but at least it looks cool and I can make up cool stories about it
      GaIaxyCat 18 aug
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    • This is so fake. No way someone can someone fight a goose and survive.
      Radel 16 aug
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    • Gotta scar on the side of my face from a knife
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    • Me TBH. My dumbest scar, on my forehead. Cracked my head open falling off my bed on purpose in kidnergarten cuz everyone in class said it didn't hurt. Boy were they wrong
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    • He fought a goose? That’s some badassery right there.
      kashia07 15 aug
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    • "Who wants to reach the end of their life in a perfectly preserved body? The scars and the crinkles and the cracks are what makes us interesting."-Bear Grylls
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    • Bro. I straight up have a scar all the way up my warm. How i got it? I tried doing laundry.....
      jddotmai 13 aug
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    • “What happened to you?” “bitch, what do you think welding does? Cool your skin down?”
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    • I have a ton of scars on my fingers because I'm a slow learner and enjoy knives
      MeIsYup 13 aug
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    • Honestly, I would love that man even more if those were really how he got those scars
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    • The tickle fight one got me lol
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    • He fought a goose and lived...
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    • I have a scar on my wrist that looks like I cut myself but it was actually just from a chair
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    • Yeah... most scars are from stupid shit. Like I got singed by a bubble of hot cooking oil and it left a really faint scar. Stung like a fucking bitch in the moment, but I was fine.
      HK_47 13 aug
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    • sometimes... a goose gives no options
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    • I got a burn on my wrist from accidentally setting it down on a giant pile of hot glue
      Trashy_ 13 aug
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    • I have one on my arm that I got in a towel fight at diabetes camp against a kid named Gavin with a 3rd nipple. I love telling that story.
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    • I mean not the same thing but my boyfriend told me how he overcame cutting and mentally/emotionally grew and like that made all the healing cuts that much more beautiful to me
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    • Got a scar on my hand because 11 years ago I tripped and the metal inside a slappy bracelet sliced my hand open.
      Tempelton 13 aug
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    • My boyfriend does that to my legs bc i was going thru some shit and nothing helped so i cut myself and he just traces them with his fingers and says “ im glad im woth you bc i helped you thru that terrible stuff you was going thru” im 3 years clean from it
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    • I have a scar on my wrist and it looks like i was purposely cutting myself when rlly my dumbass fell out a window
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    • An immortal, but like a dumbass
      Amarok 13 aug
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    • I have so many scars, each with their own stupid story.
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    • War Stories but they're from a totally normal dude with nothing extraordinary in their history
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    • I’ve got a pretty gnarly scar of when I got ejected from a car. That seems to get people’s attention when they ask.
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    • Have a scar through the webbing or my thumb and index finger from playing the knife game drunk...
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    • UPCURVE GANG REPRESENT
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    • Surgery at 2 weeks old, Marco polo indoors, rip saw, soldering iron, utility knife, utility knife, chainsaw accident, exhaust muffler, cigarette burn, utility knife, road rash
      aearly92 17 aug
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    • I have scars from working on my car but they're all on my fingers so it doesn't look very badass despite the fact my fingers were trapped on a suspension bit for 10 minutes straight while I struggled to release myself from the suspension with nothing but a flat head screwdriver
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    • Got a 6 inch scar above my right eye because I managed to hit hit myself in the head with a baseball bat while hitting a basketball. One of many scars caused by my stupidity.
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    • I have a scar on my arm from an angry, aggressive peacock.
      QAoA_AB 15 aug
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    • You can marry that guy. He honest at the very least. And tickle fights are for real tickle or die trying
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    • I have a burn scar along my entire right forearm. Guess what... It's from an apple pie pan. I took it out of the oven, and apparently the gripy oven mitts didn't like the glass, and didn't stick very well. It... Slipped, and instead of letting it drop, I held it with my arm.
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    • Yo he fought a goose and LIVED?
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    • What.... happened. "Stretch marks"
      OoEmdeeoO 14 aug
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    • Everyone always comments about the thin scars all over my arms and legs. "Did you do self harm?" "Do you have cats?" No bitch it's from running through cornfields as a kid. That stuff will lacerate you but you don't stop and pussy out during tag with the kids I played with. They'd do worse things.
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    • "Why did U fight a goose". "Sometimes the goose gives you no options"
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    • Oh these scars? It was a tough battle, but all the bacne is no more.
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    • My only scar is from my circumcision
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    • That one is from when I accidentally burned myself when pulling a pizza outta the oven
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    • Vash the Stampede
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    • I had ASD(atrial septic defect) so I have a large scar that runs down the middle of my chest, in 5th grade a group of girls wanted to see the scar in recess we went in an area where no one can see us when I showed it to them they were all like what happened I had the brilliant idea to say I was shot
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    • “The people on the island tortured me.”
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    • Lies, you wouldn’t have survived the goose fight
      CRS6132 13 aug
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    • d this one in between my pinky toe and ring toe is from when I rammed into the table last Saturday and See you again started playing.
      koolmems 13 aug
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    • He fought a goose and lived?
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    • I put my hand on a hot stove top because I told our cook “I bet I can touch this for 5 mississippi.” I barely got 2. The shit is heated to 375.
      AMiss 13 aug
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    • I got a large scar on my knee from a bad carpet burn, several on my right arm from cutting chicken wire for a costume, broken wrist from falling off a ladder because of wet flip flops, broken hand from doing a running jump into bed, and a twisted finger from a sack race at VBS.
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    • My buddy has a huge badass scar on his arm that he got from walking into a garage door
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    • I have two scars on my right hand...i wish i could say that someone slashed at me with a knife or that I was in a fight but no...i was playing with my puppy and she got a little to excited
      6224 13 aug
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    • "this one is from surgery, after breaking my collar bone almost a week prior"
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    • My best friend: this one was when my skull got cracked open when a kid hid me with a rock, this is from when I let a dude taze me, this is when I let that same guy hit me with a car, and these 50 are from paint balling shirtless
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    • Mine is from when I tried to take apart my fake Christmas tree all by myself and almost fucking obliterated my left eye while pulling out the stand. There is an indent in my cheek that will be there with me forever now
      fellly 13 aug
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    • Mine are from getting cut numerous times
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    • I scar scar that goes directly thru my nipple... I fell out of a tree
      SmoTheCat 13 aug
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    • and this one is where my dad whipped me with the belt
      gotomoney 13 aug
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    • I have one on my hand from a knife going into my hand because j was cutting a freakin tic-tac box, it was like 5 In the morning so I was not fully awake yet and cut towards me. I was in fifth grade
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    • Fell through a window in a tickle fight? What the fuck
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    • I have a massive scar on my knee from getting impaled with a branch when I was getting too intense with a game of tag in 3rd grade
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    • I have some scars on my hands from noons. I was visiting Normandy with my Boy Scout troop, and there was some burnt out bunkers and craters and stuff. Well, someone (still dunno who) pushed me over into one of the craters, and I got my arm stuck in some half-buried barbed wire from WWII.
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    • I have a scar on my face from running into someone playing flashlight tag and one on my hand from stabbing myself while whittling.
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    • I fell on a glass fish tank from jumping on a bed and still have a scar plus I fell on a nail and have a scar that almost ripped off my nipple. And finally I have a scar from falling off a bed and hitting the frame with my head
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    • I have two across my chest FROM MY FUCKING CAT
      MadMask 13 aug
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    • Points to heads scars I have a hard head but soft skin and tend to run into things
      mtmorgado 13 aug
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    • I have a long scar on my bicep because I lost a fist fight against a fence
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    • I have a fuck ton of scars on my back because I grew really fast as a kid and it makes it look like I cut myself on my back...
      Lime09 13 aug
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    • Oh, and that one was appendicitis
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    • I just have a ton of stretch Mark's because when I was younger I quickly grew and simultaneously gained fat so my skin could not keep up
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    • I have a scar on my hand from a cut I got from a watermelon
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    • Fought an angel bare handed, got a spear to the gut. Fucking Feathery asshole
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    • Fell off a horse, slipped on ice, and the rest are from welding.
      PsychoBob 13 aug
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    • Cat scratches, squirrel scratches, rat bite, noon scratch, pigeon trying to rip me, crow that bit on and didn't let go, another crow that clawed the shit out of me when I was trying to untangle it, an owl that missed my glove and hit my arm, etc....being a wildlife rehabilitator will give you scars
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    • Dude those are epic battle scars
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    • I’ve got a scar on my nose because I was sword fighting with long pieces of bamboo and a piece sliced me open lol
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    • Geese are mean as fuck
      Rando1ph 13 aug
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