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    • My Valentine’s Day plan so far: 1. Stayed up till 5am studying for a college exam 2. Fall asleep 2 hours before it starts and arrive late 3. Prepare for my 6pm class 4. Skip dinner because I don’t even get out of school until 9pm 5. Wallow in self pity until midnight because I’m still single
      SCRONCHED 14 feb
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    • I was walking back to my dorm after the pub and saw a girl struggling to get her care out of the snow, so I helped her out and got a hug out of it. Honestly, for a forever alone college guy like me, that made my otherwise shitty Valentine’s Day
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    • “They had us in the first half. Not gonna lie.”
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    • You forgot the rope and the stool..
      kush78 14 feb
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    • Valentine's day plans: 1.Work all day loading a dumpster with dad. 2. Get home and eat dinner, Mac and cheese. 3. Drink 2 pint of fireball. 4. Smoke a bowl of that good good. 5. Take advantage of free PH premium. 6. Lie awake until 3 AM. Alone with my thoughts listening to lo-fi.
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    • 7) Pornhub Premium
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    • i bought enough chocolates to give a bunch to everyone in my classes, not only out of generosity, but so then i have an excuse to ask for favors and also to make them feel bad for not getting me anything on my birthday the next month. This strategy has a landed me snacks, coupons and other junk
      Kurjao 14 feb
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    • I’m not single and I’m still spending valentines alone. It’s just a made up holiday
      NotSoFun 14 feb
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    • 7. Masterbate
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    • Valentines Day Plan: Work, work, with a side of work. And then jack off to ph premium when I get home.
      BERRMAN98 14 feb
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    • Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot
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    • Who gave you my to do list
      Jagorrah 15 feb
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    • Hit the dab, hit the yeet, beat my meat, go to sleep, dream dream dream dream dream
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    • My dad ordered edible arrangements for my mom last week. I was supposed to pick it up yesterday anywhere from 6 to 7. It didn't arrive. When I tracked it, the website said it was delivered. When my dad got home from work, I told him and he called them, and they said they were on their way. Up to
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    • For this year’s Valentines Day, my dad woke me up and I went into the living room with chocolate and some bi pride stuff. He also made me steak for dinner and he just finished making cookies right now
      KyKy 15 feb
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    • Happy valentines day to all the people who didn’t get one today, everyone deserves it
      Skyllis1 15 feb
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    • screw having an s/o im spending time with my family
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    • Suzuha 14 feb
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    • 1. Watch Premium. 2. Work.
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    • My dinner consists of a bottle of Jack
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    • Breakfast in bed include a warm bottled water from the night before and a old pop tart.
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    • I'm working tonight, hopefully won't have as many customers as usual since I work a Subway in town
      Joshyago 14 feb
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    • I'm having a threesome with Alexis Texas and my right hand
      Rock_Hard 14 feb
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    • Same fam
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    • Premiums free
      iModels 14 feb
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    • Nah that's tomorrow cheap chocolate tastes better
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    • Shut yo lonely ass up
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    • I just want a gf all these years man.... like any girl
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    • Come on guys. Don’t let it get you down.
      h_m_m_m 14 feb
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    • I got a great tip: pretend it's not Valentine's day
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    • I got a date with Mary jane
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    • For me its. 1 get up. 2 go to work. 3 get off at 11pm and go home. 4 play sum games and relax by myself. 5 go to bed. *repeat
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    • Jervicus 14 feb
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    • I do this every day
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    • Kale_ 14 feb
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    • If you have that kind of time on a weekday, get a grip
      wuhsuh 14 feb
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    • Just skip everything and put a bullet and your head
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    • Hey I saw this a couple features ago
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    • You may have no valentine but you have redstone
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    • still no pornhub gf for me.
      SCP__2521 14 feb
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    • Pornhub premium
      PEARCUBS 14 feb
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    • It's ok Valentine's Day is stupid anyway
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    • Roses are red, love is in the air, booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere
      Pimp 14 feb
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    • Let me guess? 2,3,4,5,1
      DinoBros 14 feb
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    • I’m boutta beat my meat who wanna join
      elysian 14 feb
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    • Valentine tradition
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    • Read steel ball run
      iRaditz 14 feb
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    • 7. Jerk off , while crying
      MrToby 14 feb
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    • Mistress 14 feb
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    • You forgot watch every video on pornhub bc of that free premium
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    • It's a week day dont yall still work?
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    • I’m gonna have lots of gay sex on Valentine’s Day
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    • Eztra 14 feb
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    • You mean you guys only do this on valentines day?
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    • I’m married and this is probably what is gonna end up happening 😭😭😭🥺🥺
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    • Not any different from my regular routine
      LaserCrab 14 feb
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    • My gf is out of town so this is me lmao
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    • had us in the first half not gonna lie
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    • Zukaziki 14 feb
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    • You know whats worse than being straight and lonley on valentines day. Being gay and lonley
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    • Can someone put in the ill admit they had us in the first half meme
      bradXP 17 feb
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    • Hey same except I drank until I puked then cried myself to sleep
      scinyl 17 feb
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    • For me Valentine’s Day has always been a day to celebrate my love for my family not a lover since I’ve never had a boyfriend before.
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    • Low key
      purewin 16 feb
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    • I went go my old-but-still-kinda-sometimes crush’s house for a party to which she invited both of the people who she knows have a crush on her and spent a good half hour hiding behind a box chatting and kissing one of them while me and our other friend watched her baby brother and tried to ignore em
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    • I spent Valentine's Day getting my wisdom teeth removed
      WeirdOne 16 feb
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    • I thought I would get lucky but my hands were both cramping. Fucking PMS
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    • I got to go to the hospital for Valentine's Day. I have influenza a and had to miss my grandfather's funeral.
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    • My plan was watching a sad romance movie eat mint chocolate chip ice cream and cuddle up with a blanket and a teddy bear
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    • Y would you regret eating 2 dinners
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    • Had us in the first half, not gonna lie
      Jaizo 15 feb
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    • I have a bf so i can eat dinner with him. 😊
      boxhead04 15 feb
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    • Even tho I have a girlfriend I still do this
      BsTiNk598 15 feb
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    • 7. Masturbate
      1ns0mn1ak 15 feb
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    • Same
      John1911 15 feb
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    • Got Valentine's lol
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    • I forgot that today was Valentine’s Day, whoops
      MrG3ck0 15 feb
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    • I just ate 4 fucking empanadas
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    • Cheers to my people sitting in bed on ifunny, their computer, and pornhub all day
      Dipasss 15 feb
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    • Your not alone we’re all here
      Nabby4 15 feb
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    • What I did just not in that exact order
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    • Haha you fucking lonely losers, I’m over here with my suicidle depression that’s been with me for the past 5 years
      james_may 15 feb
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    • I’ve been having a Harry Potter movie marathon
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    • You forget "get free pornhub premium "
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