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    • Depends if it’s king size or normal size
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    • Not only is she a bad wife she is greedy.
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    • So he heard the wrapper crinkling and crackling and thought, “that’s gotta be my wife’s coochie.”
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    • Bold of you to assume Kit-kats won't make him horny
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    • Had a similar thing happen to me. Thought my wife was trying to secretly open a Kit Kat under the sheets without me knowing but she was actually just touching herself.
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    • Wife got excited and start touching herself under covers when she saw a huge bulge in my pants, but it was just a butterfinger I didn’t want to share
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    • If your pussy normaly makes crinkly wrapper sounds, please see a gynecologist.
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    • The betrayal of you not sharing that Kit-Kat was likely worse than him not getting pussy
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    • Woman: (doesn't have sex with man) you incels: stupid whore. How dare she not fuck him. All women are whores.
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    • Imagine hearing a crunch while someone is masturbating
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    • Cetrion 26 mar
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    • Who’s pussy sounds like a fucking candy wrapper
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    • Your pussy sounds like a KitKat bar opening up?
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    • How dare you not really be touching yourself
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    • Imagine thinking you’re about to get your pee pee wet and then not only do you not get any pussy there’s also chocolate that you don’t get any of.
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    • I like how you can definitely tell who is married and not even close in the comments.
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    • Candy for Mandy
      mxpts14 26 mar
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    • I was scratching my legs cause they were itchy and my ex thought I was aggressively masturbating lol
      IvonneP 29 mar
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    • You selfish bitch
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    • Start masturbating. Never share a kit kat
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    • Either way, he'll want to lick your fingers. 😂
      Corey_J 26 mar
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    • Candy for Mandy
      cookcier 26 mar
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    • Why does your pussy sound like a candy wrapper?
      Eric972 28 mar
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    • I got excited when I thought she had a Kit Kat..she didn't.
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    • Did you fuck him to save the kit Kat?
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    • So my nigga heard the crinkle of a wrapped and thought oh yeah she working that box?
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    • i hide my kit kats from my boyfriend because he just bites them and doesn't break them
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    • Do you wear underwear made of tinfoil hoe did he not hear it
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    • Happily married woman hides candy from husband iFunny comments: YoU aRE bAd WifE
      jdremy6 28 mar
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    • Eat the kit kat out of her pussy.
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    • How you gonna stealth eat a kit Kat if this nibba is quick enough to think ur touching yourself?
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    • So. She’s a whore even though she didn’t fuck him. She’s a bitch because she was eating a KitKat. Y’all act like you’ve never kept something to yourself once in a while because you don’t want to share.
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    • Then this bitch wonders why her husband isn’t sharing
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    • *distinct sound of crinkling plastic wrapper being slowly opened* “ooh, warming yourself up for me baby?”
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    • Reason for getting a divorce: didn't share her fucking kit kat
      Tweakerx 26 mar
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    • "Honey... How long has your pussy made a crinkling sound? Should I see a doctor?"
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    • Why were you opening it near your pussy
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    • She's gonna get crumbs all over the fucking bed
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    • Im even more excited now
      ms26639 26 mar
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    • I'd be concerned if I was a lady and my husband heard a crinkling sound and thought it was my vagina
      iZach 29 mar
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    • We gonna ignore that the sound of a kitkat bar sounds like a woman masterbating?
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    • If your husband gets excited when you touch yourself you really need to improve your sex life
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    • Bitch, does your pussy sound like a wrapper?
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    • Imbecile. I’d want that dick while eating that mf’n kitkat
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    • why does chicks never wanna fuck wheneveru wanna fuck
      REKerd 27 mar
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    • Honestly that’s probably the best turn on for a guy
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    • Who opens a kit kat near their asshole
      whomm 26 mar
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    • My man tries to catch me doing that all the time, and usually does. Not the kit kat thing 😏
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    • If your not gonna share can I at lest get a blow job
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    • Sounds like a kit kat cover up
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    • Fingering herself.....KRRACK.... husband gets the hint and hastily dresses in the Mario gimp suit.
      dylkuzzi 26 mar
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    • If you can’t even share a simple chocolate I can’t be with your greedy ass.
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    • What if your husband was getting excited for the KitKat?
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    • Apparently you didn’t want to share either one
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    • Can I get a rip for our fallen brother
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    • I can hear this, she didnt shave
      Elleventy 31 mar
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    • He knew what you were doing
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    • How can u mistake that?
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    • This nigga slacking, didn't even hear the wrapper smh
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    • Let em eat one outta ur poosy
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    • Oh yeah, but when you're "not hungry" you jack his fries. Double standard ass bitch
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    • Did you eat it properly...
      Surya 28 mar
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    • Ahhh so he got sex and u got a kitkatbar
      lunarkid 27 mar
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    • this is why women are beaten
      KareBare 27 mar
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    • Wouldnt the plastic sound give it away?
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    • You’re telling me your pussy usually makes a crinkling plastic noise??? Because girl you should see your gyno lmfao
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    • It’s a KlitKat
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    • If your husband gets excited over you just simply touching yourself you need to step up your game before that nigga gets a divorce
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    • He knew it was a kit kat he was only excited about the kit kat
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    • Now candy and sex, noice
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    • Big_Man12 27 mar
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    • And shoving it in her pussy
      Ben_G_S 27 mar
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    • Crunchy ass pussy
      JOTiNGO21 26 mar
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    • Why would it take you so long to open a kitkat that your husband thought you were fingering yourself? Tf?
      YaBoi588 26 mar
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    • What if she was masturbating with the kit kat
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    • At first you had my curiosity but now you have my ereection
      Zenosilt 26 mar
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    • But now you have the condom
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    • Is he deaf?
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    • I'd be excited about the Kit Kat aswell
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    • Your pussy sounds like a candy wrapper? I'm intrigued..
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    • Your husband chose the wrong girl. Not only are you hogging the pussylips but the chocolate as well, divorce court!
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    • I have so many questions..... who’s pissy sounds like a breaking candy bar, who masturbates with they’re head under the blanket (presumably eating) AND WHAT HEATHEN EATS IN BED
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    • Later that day, the husband filed for a divorce
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    • Nah I'm pretty sure he was getting excited because you were opening a kit kat
      Jeido 26 mar
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    • Wtf... your pussy that loud?
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    • A real man waits patiently. If she doesn't want to share? Tough. Go buy a king size for yourself.
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