• IF YOU COME INTO THE
STORE WITHOUT A
MASK WE WILL HAVE
TO TAKE YOUR
TEMPERATURE!
P.S. WE ONLY HAVE RECTAL
THERMOMETERS!
Even I'm not into that shit
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    • Demon_Man 27 jul
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    • It better be 5 inches long and ass thicc ass a hair brush
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    • Goes in without a mask. Leaves with a smile.
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    • Employees after they see someone come in without a mask:
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    • DrOvO 27 jul
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    • That poor employee
      SirGod 27 jul
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    • You think they have dildo sized rectal thermometers
      ___L___ 27 jul
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    • Don't threaten me with a good time
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    • Shove it down my urethra, more accuracy down there.
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    • I’m into that shit though!
      XM_1_24_B 27 jul
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    • Better pull it out and put it back in a few times
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    • You’re gonna take my temperature? When are you giving it back?
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    • *walks into store without a mask,... Or pants*
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    • I’m not into that
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    • *Takes off mask with Anal intent.
      TOONAxis0 28 jul
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    • For free?!
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    • You know someone’s gonna come in and be like “fine” and they’re gonna have to change the sign
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    • Hell yeah shove it all the way in
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    • ~Rolls up without mask; for the tenth time, that hour..
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    • HEY! didn’t you read the sign!? It’s a rectal thermometer! That out of your mouth!
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    • I'd bend over drop mah pants and say arm the probe
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    • Idk some people like anal
      Pompeii_ 27 jul
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    • Don't threaten me with a good time
      kanep0e 28 jul
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    • Hehe.. ok doe
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    • If you are an anti masker, I hope fucking get run over by a truck at full speed
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    • If they ain’t gonna get the mask, then they gotta prepare the ass
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    • That’s not even that bad. “Even I’m not into that shit” that’s like the tip of the iceberg for “being into that shit”
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    • jokes on you im into that shit
      Camacho 27 jul
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    • Autauga 27 jul
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    • Bet some places will have lines around the block!
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    • Don't threaten me with a good time
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    • Joke’s on you I’m into that shit!
      Grimmlock 28 jul
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    • wow i don’t want to wear a mask anymore
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    • That's a better alternative
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    • But I’m into that shit UwU
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    • Looks like I'm not wearing a mask!
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    • Do that for a gay bar all the niggas coming in like OOPS I FORGOT MY MASK!
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    • Me headed back in without a mask for the 8th time in one day
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    • Don't threaten me with a good time
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    • Me walking in naked ready for what’s to come
      iceican 28 jul
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    • IM GONNA SHOVE IT IN MY COCK! Hole.
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    • But I am
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    • jokes on you im into that shit
      Acosts01 27 jul
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    • Employee about to force every girl to be checked
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    • Do they reuse the same one?
      Storm____ 29 jul
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    • Bold of you to assume I’m not into it.
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    • _Garrett_ 28 jul
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    • I’ll take the temperature while wearing a mask :)
      ianjoes1 28 jul
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    • Still worth it.
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    • You’ll find out who the sluts are
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    • They don't wash it
      ObamasSon 27 jul
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    • Mask Wearers = Retarded Slaves
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    • Masks don’t work
      lincoln_ 27 jul
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    • It’s a shame I already have a mask UwU (femboy Boatman isn’t canon)
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    • "hey im back for sum ch...uh oh i forgot my mask again" "oh god its him again"
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    • Fuck it I want something other than a dildo in my ass and hopefully I get fingered
      Flo0fles 30 jul
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    • Encouraging me not to wear a mask I see
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    • But the rectal thermals are 🙄
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    • They say this till it's time to follow through
      MatPatGT 30 jul
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    • Who would put a butt thermometer in there mouth yuck
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    • Anything to not wear a mask
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    • "Prostate play eh? Better go put this mask back in the truck."
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    • Somebody out there would do it
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    • Jokes on you. I’m into that.
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    • Brasdllr0 29 jul
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    • Calling their bluff...
      BoogBoi 29 jul
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    • If you can’t tell my temp by your tongue your not trying hard enough.
      gambit201 29 jul
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    • Autismo69 29 jul
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    • What happend? It was your kink not more than 100 features ago
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    • Bet
      Osiris312 29 jul
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    • I am
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    • Jokes on you I’m into that shit
      ImaNitWit 29 jul
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    • At least we all k ow where all the hoes are.
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    • 9am mandatory mask meme
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    • Hopefully it vibrates
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    • Masks don’t do shit
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    • Just use your penis daddy
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    • Man I had to get my tempature taken with a tempature gun for the first time and I hated it. Was the most awkward shit.
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    • Go ahead, I don’t wipe
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