What my microwave sees
What my microwave sees
Microsoft: Your license isn't genuine.
You may be a victim of software
counterfeiting.
Me:
am not in danger, Microsoft,
I am the danger.
Microsoft: Your license isn't genuine. You may be a victim of software counterfeiting. Me: am not in danger, Microsoft, I am the danger.
ysk_tha_plug ysk_tha_plug
26 aug 2020
@robesstreet my who phase of
So I laid out these hanging skeletons on the ping pong table this morning when I was getting the Halloween stuff out and
this is how I find my cats tonight....weirdos.
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
22 sep 2020
So I laid out these hanging skeletons on the ping pong table this morning when I was getting the Halloween stuff out and this is how I find my cats tonight....weirdos.
told him I wouldn't throw the stick anymore because playtime was over. Source
tymorrowland
Se
THROW THE STICK YOU MONSTER
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
26 sep 2020
told him I wouldn't throw the stick anymore because playtime was over. Source tymorrowland Se THROW THE STICK YOU MONSTER
people who write "gg ez" at the end of a match look like this
MrPeterTheWeinerDeleter MrPeterTheWeinerDeleter
4 nov 2020
people who write "gg ez" at the end of a match look like this
L@> Bird
@BirdExecutive
Is your milkshake really worth it?
POOOOPOOOOPIG POOOOPOOOOPIG
24 sep 2020
L@> Bird @BirdExecutive Is your milkshake really worth it?
carlsagan:
unclepolymer:
Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.
That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn't even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that
Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety
AliAliOxenFree AliAliOxenFree
23 sep 2020
carlsagan: unclepolymer: Pusheen the cat making some chemistry. That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn't even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face. Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety
DJ led looks like a GTA load screen.
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
DJ led looks like a GTA load screen.
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG'S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIL AND HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT'S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
29 sep 2020
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG'S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIL AND HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT'S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
Friend: Why do you like goth girls so much?
Me: I dont know.
Also me:
____i____ ____i____
25 sep 2020
Friend: Why do you like goth girls so much? Me: I dont know. Also me:
NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable
Not with that attitudes
NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable Not with that attitudes
Women get a better night's sleep next to their dogs than their partners, according to a study published in the Journal of the International Society of
Anthrozoology.
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Dennis
I find this hard to believe, my wife can barely fit in the dogs kennel
leahx leahx
28 oct 2020
Women get a better night's sleep next to their dogs than their partners, according to a study published in the Journal of the International Society of Anthrozoology. 1.4K Comments 466 Shares Like Comment Share Dennis I find this hard to believe, my wife can barely fit in the dogs kennel
This woman will put bees in your office
can we stop her or is it just happening no matter what
King_Shrek King_Shrek
12 may
This woman will put bees in your office can we stop her or is it just happening no matter what
and I thought I was having a bad
day...
and I thought I was having a bad day...
wankerdanker wankerdanker
24 sep 2020
PEELING MY BALLSAGK FROM MY LEG WHEN ITS HOT OUTSIBE
Straight ppl: I only like the opposite
Sex
Gay ppl: I only like the same sex
Bi ppl:
ASS IS ASS mf =
Astralreign93 Astralreign93
19 may
Straight ppl: I only like the opposite Sex Gay ppl: I only like the same sex Bi ppl: ASS IS ASS mf =