• wonderwomangrad
Life problems I anticipated as a child:
quicksand
ghosts
Life problems I did NOT anticipate as a
child:
the crushing sense of failure associated
with botched social interactions.
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    • Quicksand, meteors and the Bermuda Triangle really don’t play as much of a part in my life as young me expected they would
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    • Bruh I been waiting for there to just be huge quicksand traps like....Daaayum couldn’t get to the office today boss quicksand swallowed the highway
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    • I’d rather have the quicksand and ghosts to be honest.
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    • It's so so relieving knowing that there are people like me
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    • Y’all are telling me ghosts don’t fuck with you everyday? No way I’m the only one
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    • I got you bro
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    • John Mulaney?
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    • The first time you say "you too" to the person handing you your food who said "enjoy your meal" will haunt you for the rest of your life
      KickerJ 25 jul
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    • haha you can’t communicate like a normal human being you’re so cool and quirky 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      saltt 25 jul
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    • I know people that jack off to that mud shit on YouTube
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    • Went to dinner with my dad and his lady, and her kids are both getting married this year, they’re only a few years older than me. I’ve never even been in a relationship. Kind of feels like I’m falling behind
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    • I’d rather take on quicksand and ghosts at this point
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    • The huge tidal wave called gvmnt slowly crushing its people
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    • Being molested.
      boogbitch 25 jul
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    • Boat_Man 25 jul
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    • You mean you don't deal with quicksand and ghosts
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    • Easy way to solve your problem, start drowning in quicksand and then childhood anticipations complete
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    • Quicksand and ghosts are still pretty big life problems
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    • Yeah quicksand, tornadoes, and asteroids aren't the midlife pressures I had anticipated either.
      Volcryn 25 jul
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    • Yeah, I'd prefer quicksand. My primitive monkey brain prefers fight flight situations, not stressful social management
      FreakTv 25 jul
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    • Anyone with aspergers: "First time?"
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    • This is almost a direct John Milan mulaney quote
      maluss 25 jul
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    • You forgot quicksand
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    • Taxes
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    • Zero comments huh
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    • Guys I said the word “existential” that means I’m funny now right
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    • Sounds like a introvert problem
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    • niggas really out here actually introverted? i though y’all were just joking
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    • Bermuda triangle
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    • That and still probably ghosts, it’s scary in the south/Midwest please help
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    • but that happened all throughout school
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    • Me: mildly screws up a social situation
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    • And dont forget the impending sense of doom through every second as we march inevitably closer to our death
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    • It’s okay! Hang out with engineers. They won’t even notice.
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    • And taxes
      fallowme 27 jul
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    • I thought people would be catching fire more and have to stop drop and roll
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    • I always thought that life was going to be full of mysteries and exciting adventures with friends but no
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    • I kinda thought ninjas would be a slightly bigger problem
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    • I like how everyone just recycles the ol John Mulaney quicksand joke
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    • Tbh quicksand and ghosts are a much bigger problem for me, besides I never fail social interaction because I don’t interact
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    • I dont even want sex... i just want someone i dont have to emotionally distance myself from
      Sneegsnag 27 jul
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    • Bermuda Triangle
      ObiWanBoi 27 jul
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    • Look at me im a sad lonely iFunnier with no life outside of racist jokes and edgy memes give me attention
      imb3tter 27 jul
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    • - quicksand
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    • Word
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    • Mine is mostly not being good enough compared to my idols and my never ending strive to better myself will end up being for nothing as I will stay the same as I am now
      LarryD1 27 jul
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    • Quicksand, anvils, old people who hate young people and will go to great lengths to deter them. That last one might be true.
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    • Stop drop and roll
      Lewdles 27 jul
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    • In elementary school I feared my parents dying. I planned out how I would take care of my sisters and grandparents to a childish degree. Then I feared losing my sisters all the time. This, the world ending and then going to hell, the ocean, and the dark. 20 with the same fears plus some.
      mazead 26 jul
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    • Eventually you just stop caring and move on
      Hauthicus 26 jul
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    • As many times as I’ve been told to “stop drop and roll” I thought catching myself on fire would be a bigger issue
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    • Don't forget random bouts of existential terror
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    • weak
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    • Itumblr
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    • I always expected to run out of gas in the middle of nowhere like once a month.
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    • John mulaney
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    • It's all gravy
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    • Stop giving a fuck about what others think of you, you’re not special you’re gonna make mistakes, cowboy up and move tf on. We all have feelings, fears, and anxiety’s. But it’s ultimately on you, on how you handle it. No amount of excuses will change that. Not sorry to those this triggers.
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    • Can’t botch social interactions if you have none.
      MyBad 26 jul
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    • How in the fuck is this so relatable
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    • -also ghosts
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    • Anyone here turn 20 recently and just randomly feel like you have to act like an adult for no reason other than you’re “mature” now
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    • People dont usually care if you make a social blunder. Those who do and continue to site it are weird and not usually liked. Dont allow singular events dictate how you perceive yourself. Everyone is a King, just gotta pick up the crown.
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    • I was quite concerned about quicksand myself
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    • Can’t socialize with people whatsoever. Hate it. Life is endless disappointment and pain
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    • I’d rather the Bermuda Triangle be as big as a problem as I thought it was
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    • here’s the thing though. you don’t learn from success nearly as much as you do failure. you become a much more educated person when you’ve learned to accept failure
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    • RELATABLE
      BrooklynB 26 jul
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    • My life problem being I have no idea what the fuck to do in life
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    • Just don’t be a loser lmao
      jowar 26 jul
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    • That just means you're the failure
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    • my time to shine
      quis 26 jul
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    • Same
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    • No no I anticipated this since I was 8
      Sarabuggy 26 jul
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    • This is stolen from some comedians special isn’t it? John mulysomething lol
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    • True.
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    • -Doctors visits you have to make yourself
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    • Please somebody post the John Mulaney joke about quicksand
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    • Bro when I was younger I was deadass terrified of fuckin erosion.
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    • Having to stop, drop, and roll
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    • I hate quicksand. The feeling of slowly being sucked down sucks
      Nerfamus 25 jul
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    • Do normal people actually believe in ghosts?
      Ovum 25 jul
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    • I find leveling your charisma stat helps a lot
      Coben 25 jul
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    • Your the one telling yourself that you’re a failure. Keep that in mind.
      TCshifter 25 jul
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    • forgetting to put the lid on the mayo
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    • Everyone check out termlimits(.)com. It’s all about how career politicians have ruined our government, the government was designed to be run by the people not to be run by the same corrupt people for 50 years.
      d5omino 25 jul
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    • I always thought quicksand was just everywhere and that I just haven't stumbled across any yet, but older me realizes that quicksand isn't that big of a thing
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    • I mean I'm still pretty scared of quicksand but I get what you mean.
      loevvy 25 jul
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    • John mulaney has entered
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    • Straight up got stuck in quicksand a few days ago took me like 10 minutes to get free
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    • Fr
      Thorolf25 25 jul
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    • why is that an adult issue this happens to me all the damn time
      cban 25 jul
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    • I remember being afraid of black holes as a kid and just thinking about how everyone could be dead in the next minute without anyone being able to stop it
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    • And quick sand and ghost
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    • I had my graduation & talked to like 3 people, for a grand total 30 seconds of interaction time spent.
      BrunoBoi 25 jul
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