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    • Confused horny
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    • What would y’all choose, be alone and try to get a girl probably out of your league, or a girl who is kinda obsessed with you and weird but would do whatever you wanted
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    • I talked to my crush for an hour yesterday we laughed together to many times 🥰🥰🥰
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    • Hello then
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    • Crushed grazed my arm the wrong way once. All the blood in my brain took the elevator to the last floor.
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    • I told my ex today i’m still in love with her and she didn’t respond but now I can move on knowing I did everything I could and it can’t hold me back anymore. (yes I’m aware this makes me sound pathetic)
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    • “It was me, Barry. I jerked you off at super sonic speed so it looked like you nutted at a woman’s touch!”
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    • Lovehurts 23 jul
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    • guys, I got a gf! after a bit of being broken, one of my online friends introduced me to some of his irl friends. i started getting a little flirty apparently and she did the same. i noticed this for a while, but said nothing. after a bit, i asked her out. she said yes! she is really funny, and(1/2)
      YoinkZ 23 jul
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    • Tis the curse of man
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    • There this girl who I'm 95% sure what's to have sex with me based off of the conversations we've been having but, she joke like this a lot and I can't tell what she really wants. We're about to hang out in a few days and I'm very excited to see what happens.
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    • Pechunia hey bb chek meme
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    • there’s this girl i’ve been snapping a lot and she usually sends like full face snaps and shit like that, does this mean she might possibly like me?
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    • XayC 24 jul
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    • I overthink everything I am thinking of saying so I give really bland answers and feel really bad, I’ve gotten better but damn I need to fix this
      i_am_me2 23 jul
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    • Boy you know damn well your crush don’t talk to you
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    • Boners are very inconvenient most of the time.
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    • My head
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    • Either way you’re using your head
      meatt 23 jul
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    • A post with 3 different languages...noice
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    • My brain is like when a three year old gets just tall enough to reach the light switch and discovers what it does
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    • Is it weird that I'm asexual and still cant communicate properly with women?
      Arnaviska 23 jul
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    • Legend says that a man has a second brain in his dick, people like Bill Cosby lose control of that brain, so this is Aaron Burr telling you to please keep control of your dick brain.
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    • Welp about to kidnap someone
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    • I think they like me
      Boat_Man 23 jul
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    • Dicks have and integrated brain but its like integrated graphics
      Doggodood 26 jul
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    • I never get nervous when a girl comes and talks to me but to this day I still don’t have the confidence to go talk to a girl
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    • What are those fucking shoes he’s wearing
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    • Your crushes talk to you?
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    • My dick doesnt come in, my brain shuts off tho, im too nervous to be horny
      Nokraz 25 jul
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    • I am always amazing at first impressions with women but as soon as I have to actualy talk to her I clam up and get nervous
      g_rant 24 jul
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    • “Dick head”
      HUNKSPUNK 24 jul
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    • Robin williams once said that god gave man a penis and a brain and only enough blood for one to work at a time
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    • Men have two heads. But only enough blood to run one of them at a time.
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    • My crush just leaves me on seen
      WakeUp 24 jul
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    • Bennye 24 jul
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    • If its someone I'm attracted to their personality I don't pop a boner 🙄
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    • I have a crush on this girl and we've been friends for around two years now and she lesbian but she said she makes some exceptions and one valentines day she gave me a shit tone of stuff and I saw it as a hint but I was wrong and she got mad at me for like 4 months and she finally started talking to
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    • My adhd kicking in:
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    • bruhhh
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    • Been left on delivered for three hours
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    • God blessed man with two heads but cursed him with only enough blood to run one at a time.
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    • I'll probably ask out my crush tomorrow, wish me luck lads!
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    • I'm best friends with my crush but I acted brain dead around her before I started liking her that way so I don't think she can tell
      Jackis0 23 jul
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    • Get me a couple beers and my dick will still be having the time of its life but my brain is ready for action. I did it once and it ended with us flirting the whole night and us dating after.
      Bigeski 23 jul
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    • bonjour
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    • That’s a good one
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    • Stop thinkin with your dick then. I did, helped a lot
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    • Pretty cool that you can speak two separate languages without even using your mouth.
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    • As soon as you get a boner it’s another dudes turn with the community brain
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    • Going on a date with the girl I've had a crush on for 3 years.
      Thorn66 23 jul
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    • When I have a crush, I am not horny. I don't want to fuck her all the time I just want to be around her and talk with her.
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    • You start thinkin with your goblin instead of using your noggin
      zaxiv 23 jul
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    • Always get that post but clarity before entering serious relationship
      Wildwy5 23 jul
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    • Bruh,
      adem711 23 jul
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    • Word of advice: Nut before you talk to a girl are hornyness gets the better of us
      Haremking 23 jul
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    • I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them. I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.
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    • Dicks are such dicks if I’m being honest
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    • Bro I just asked out my crush and she said she yes
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    • Problem is I see my crush like once or twice a year and before they were even my crush I just never felt really happy unless around them. But I highly doubt they like me and they’re gonna go to China for abroad and so I won’t see them for who knows how long after that happens. Keeps me up at night
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    • You guys are all just horny
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    • What if you have an internet crush. Just curious, do people have those?
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    • For me personally, it wasn't really like that. I had a crush on them because of how natural and fun the conversations always were, and because they seemed to just enjoy me as a person. Better days. It ended up falling through since I was friendzoned, but I'm over it
      SauceLad 23 jul
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    • A girl I like had her legs sprawled across my lap (uh huh) and she accidentally poked her calf with my (already rock hard) dick. I could tell she knew what it was and she instantly stopped talking. We never mentioned it
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    • I hung out with my best friends Sarah and Tanner & I think that’s the only time this year where I truly felt happy...fuck 2020, man
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    • Today, my crush seemed more excited to see me than my mom. But hey, what’s new?
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    • When my crush talked to me, all that happened was my heart started pumping, it’s not that I didn’t find her sexually attractive, it’s just that I found her face really cute.
      Koolmems 23 jul
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    • I know nobody cares but there’s a guy who I think is interested but he’s very awkward. He’s extremely nice and a great person, but I can tell he has no confidence. He’s kind of new in the area and he’s got no friends so far and I want to introduce him to people. How can I help this guy be confident?
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    • Once told my crush I loved her when I was drunk this was second year high school never again
      Shika69 23 jul
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    • Wait, you guys gave crushes?
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    • Say a girl you like is also being hit on by your best friend. Your friend leaves town In a month and is looking to only hook up and brag. While you are looking to actually date. Do you make the selfish decision and be honest to the girl.
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    • Ugh, giving relationship advice to your crush is a level of friendzone that im officially ceo of.
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    • Yo this is so tru
      KAKASHI07 23 jul
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    • Ya my dicks to small. I should give up on love. Its fitting for my life, that someone whose only dream is love, to be ruined by his limitations.
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    • Bon jower
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    • Also my brain
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    • It's cause all your blood is leaving your brain to go to your woody so you get dumb
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    • Only 1 head can be active at a time
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    • Okay but really what causes this?? Bc post nut clarity is a bitch..
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    • Don’t let your dick do the walkin
      Thejoe 23 jul
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    • One head left while the other head entered the chat
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    • Love is blind
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    • Where’s the end of the features what the fuck
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