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    • My dad's drug talk was about how mom would probably be mad if i did any drugs but he used to get high as hell and even sold drugs when he was my age so he couldn't say shit if i did
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    • We comin for your dicks bitches
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    • My old man told me how he and my mom did a couple lines of coke between their wedding's ceremony and reception. This was in response to my question: "Dad, what would you think if I smoked weed?"
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    • Remember kids. If a stranger offers you drugs. You take them and say thank you. Because drugs are expensive
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    • alex1540 21 sep
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    • never got a drug talk because my parents forced me to do heroin
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    • if you used cheat codes you did drugs before you got the talk
      mrsirmatt 21 sep
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    • Smoke weed in Tucson have some fucking class
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    • My mom's drug talk was she took my bud and smoked it herself. As I got older she just started asking if she could join in. Miss ya mama.
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    • Where my az niggas at??
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    • This is from the comedian Tom Segura.
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    • tobi
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    • My mom tried telling me weed makes your balls shiveled. I've been smoking for years and boy was she right
      xxRus60xx 21 sep
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    • “Tonight, you will get your dick ripped off” - Wong Burger
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    • Both my parents were potheads back in the day. Little brother ended up selling bars for a while, I smoke pot recreationally as well as eat edibles to help with insomnia and my older brother smoked back when he was in high school. And my fiancee smokes lol. Runs in the family I suppose!
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    • My parents just said don't do any hard drugs, but if I had weed, I better share that shit
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    • My life is a fucking drug talk
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    • Listen and make sure the trees don’t talk
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    • Life lessons from pops are low level chance but never zero,take heed.
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    • My parents never had a drug talk but they both do drugs so I’m not surprised
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    • I’m not likening this. I was just telling someone yesterday how many times I’ve seen this exact fucking post on iFunny.
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    • Bro my dad's sex talk was basically just practice safe sex, don't get a girl pregnant, don't get stds, and that he'd prefer if you did stupid shit like that at the house so at least he knows your safe. Pretty chill
      Razorz204 21 sep
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    • What Was Cut First?
      Cp_Rooks 22 sep
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    • My parents drug talk was "drugs arent that bad," and that's why I never have I ever will touch a drug in my life
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    • My dad tried to give me the drug talk in highschool. I don't remember any of it. It's really hard to concentrate on his talk after a handful of shroomies
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    • smart man
      Kasagure 21 sep
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    • My dad basically said “so long as it’s recreational and you don’t go to work or school high, I don’t give a shit”
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    • Az gang stays on that og Bobby shmurda
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    • That’d kill your high pretty quick getting your dick lopped off an all
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    • kanep0e 22 sep
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    • My mom actually did cocaine a few times when she was younger. Love her to hell and back
      ___L___ 22 sep
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    • My step dad encourages me to do phycodelic drugs
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    • As you should
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    • As you should
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    • Lynch tobi lynch him now
      CumCartel 21 sep
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    • My moms drug talk was just "You're a teenager, you're going to try drugs, just stick with weed and alcohol and keep it at the house. If i ever catch you with any hard drugs I'll kill you myself." Years later we smoke joints together when she comes up to my house to visit
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    • Viet Dong
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    • I wish people offered drugs as much as dare said they would😢
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    • My parents just had me watch Intervention starting in first grade. Shit terrified me.
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    • BROKEN ARROW, BROKEN ARROW!!!
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    • Gotta watch those cacti closely, who knows whose hiding in them
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    • My mom just told me she’d beat me with a stick of I did drugs. She normally beat me with wooden spoons so idk what the difference is really
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    • My folks have always been pretty chill about drugs and alcohol. "Don't do shit with needles or get trashed with people you don't trust" is about the only guideline they ever really gave me and their leniency has paid off tbh. Don't do anything harder than pot and I rarely drink so is chili
      Sophti 21 sep
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    • My Dad just showed me the scene from Pulp Fiction with Uma Thurman getting stabbed with a needle by John Travolta.
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    • My dads drug talk was saying "son weed isn't a drug"
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    • LEAVE
      SatanOMFG 21 sep
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    • never know when charlie will get you
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    • My nan survived 2 bombings from the Viet Cong
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    • I thought he was saying Vehicle Commander at first because I work with LAVs and I was like damn, that's pretty harsh but didn't think twice of it because sometimes it really do be like that
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    • Weed grows naturally there
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    • My drug talk was literally: “if you got good shit, share it with me. If you bought mids, don’t even bother nigga”
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    • My mom does weed all the time, and had the nerve to tell us drugs are bad, lol, i know she's just looking out, but still.
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    • I didn't get a drug talk.I got the talk about the birds and the bees,but never about drugs.
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    • I’m always on lookout here in Oklahoma
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    • My dad never had the drug talk with me. But when my mom had it with me she said try this....turns out my mom grew some dank ass shit
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    • Cave creek gang
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    • Sound like a good deal to me. I know people who’d pay to die and have their dicks cut off
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    • Never got a drug talk because my mom was addicted to prescription pills and my dad was a crack dealer
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    • My dads drug talk was dont do any drugs without me and ill let you know which ones are good from there
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    • my dads drug talk was not being a part of my life
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    • Cave creek probly a tweeker fuck
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    • You better be careful. Get too high and next thing you know the Trees are talking.
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    • Smoking weed in Mesa az better tbh
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    • Mf went somewhere with no trees, smart.
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    • My dads drug talk was if he ever caught me smoking weed he would simply beat the shit out of me. Even though he gets high all the time
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    • Checking my brothers’ halloween candy is disappointing because there’s never any surprise edibles :(
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    • My dad overdosed when I was 12 so I don’t do drugs
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    • Bert but alright
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    • No one had to give me a drug talk after growing up seeing what it did to my dad
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    • Gotta watch for them crackheads there
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    • I had a similar story from my step dad when he fought in Nam!
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    • The real take away from that talk is dont get stoned if you have somthing important to do
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    • RIP Clue Heywood
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    • My drug talk went along the lines of plants are plants and drugs are chemicals made in labs. Dont do drugs do plants.
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    • Fuck bro... put the spliff out Charlie’s in the wire.. get on the M60, bang the the claymore three times and let’s get some
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    • I live there wtf
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    • Never got a drug talk because I was a good kid
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    • Whenever I would go to my friends house my mom would just say always use a condom and a clean needle
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    • Nam vets are the real deal
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    • My parents don't care as long as it's just weed. Fuckin rad.
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    • Stolen from Tom Segura
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    • my drug talk wasn’t a talk but my sister was a druggy at the time so i’d see a lot of bad things and my parents are just like, don’t be like her
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    • Where my Cave Creek, AZ people's at?
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    • Yoooo Arizonaaaa
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    • My dad's drug stories are honestly some of the best stories I've ever heard. He smoked while he was in the Army stationed in Germany and accidentally drove to France. He was supposed to be patrolling and had to come up with a bullshit story for the armed guards at the border
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    • My mom said don’t do drugs to close a story about how she would smoke a joint at the beach before school every day
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    • drugs can be really fun but pricey and cause loss of focus
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    • People got drug talks?
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    • I basically got told “no hard drugs that can kill you, anything else goes.”
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    • My dad always told me if I was gonna smoke weed he better get a hit.
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    • My parent's drug talk to me was "if we ever find out that you're doing drugs than we're kicking you out of the house and never talking to you again" been doing drugs since high school and they still don't know.
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    • My uncle's drug talk was being in a field of weed hiding in it smoking. He was in the military Lol I don't know where this was at because he never finishes it. He just kept laughing and making the smoking jester.
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    • On God, smoking weed in Cave Creek is a move though. Lived there for 12 years
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    • You stole this from Tom Segura
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