• oherlockholmes:
thepainofthefeels:
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply
about the environment, I am
obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
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    • Ou ou pick me up like the dirty burger i am
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    • Someone give me a smooth pick up line. Like make me squeak with joy.
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    • You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth fucker
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    • I fucked this shark girl
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    • MOMMYZEN
      Random but here
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    • Am I missing something? Can someone explain?
      kiko2558 4 jul
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    • Smooth brain that is
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    • oh? you care about the environment? name every living organism
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    • I would bet money that this is the same person just using different accounts
      roofdog 4 jul
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    • Micheal Jackson wishes his moonwalk was this smooth
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    • Sandra Bullock was almost “Neo” in The Matrix. The film’s producers had such a hard time finding the right man for the role before they found Keanu Reeves that they almost changed Neo to a female character.
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    • Well damn, I guess you have to fuck now
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    • What the hell is seven, and why wouldn't it be okay?
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    • How is a cringy Tumblr post that a virgin neckbeard thought out in his head for 7 hours smooth?
      Generiq 7 jul
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    • Why is tumblr full of gay retards like this? It’s not funny, never will be.
      Budbabes 7 jul
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    • Seriously tho, I hate when people litter.
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    • the only smoother fucker i know is Epicail8686
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    • Tumblr is cringe asf
      b33po 6 jul
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    • Can someone pls pick me up
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    • I remember this being featured in like 2014 lol
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    • Yeah I’m not continuing to hit on her if she says that lmao
      Dibs 6 jul
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    • He conveniently left out the part where he also throws her out after finding a proper receptacle
      YoRay1 6 jul
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    • Then they get married
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    • Can you make sure i get home by 11, i dont want my dad to eat me
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    • Shieeeeet
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    • Lovely
      Joe175 5 jul
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    • Smooth
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    • I’m gonna give that line someday
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    • i really sat here for five minutes trying to figure out who seven was and who hurt him.
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    • if you say you’re a piece of trash, you’re fucking annoying
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    • Holy shit I gotta fucking use that one. Most of the girls I know make self deprecating jokes and this would totally come up
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    • Tumblr idiots will post shit like this but can't order food for themselves at a restaurant
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    • Who’s got the wheel of tumblr reactions
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    • Stfu tumblr
      Plado 4 jul
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    • How far do you have to sink to flirt on tumblr holy fuck
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    • I like that...im going to use that 😂
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    • Tumblr bad give me too comment now
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    • You say that's smooth but the fuckers on tumbler or reddit or whatever ain't ever picking up any girls in real life
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    • Prolly both straight males. EDIT: nvm it's fuckin tumblr
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    • Well, that's what I'm hoping for anyway...
      Fiddler 4 jul
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    • No, no it’s not tumblr user thepainofthefeels
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    • I'm dumb, what does he mean by "is seven ok?"
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    • I just sat here trying to get the joke for a good 3 minutes and I am angry now
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    • That would work. That's super slick and would make me that way too 😂
      jujuwi 4 jul
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    • I wish I was that smooth.
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    • I saw this post like 8 years ago
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    • Well played
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    • This happened over the internet so no
      carlson 4 jul
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    • Imagine flirting with someone with overt self-esteem issues
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    • Where is everyone at
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    • "you smooth fucker" no. shut up.
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    • They call me the trash man. I come in and I start eating garbage
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    • This has been featured like 15 times wtf
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    • This is featured. 3 comments. 62 likes. Completely unfunny. What the fuck
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