• Not all women are dangerous. It's just
the short ones you need to fear.
Compact evil. Over 18 but still climbing
kitchen counters to reach the shelf? If
that isn't a sign of demonic
possession, I don't know what is.
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    • i cant fear them, im too busy being attracted to them
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    • I’m 5’4 and I get so mad sometimes. This is so accurate it hurts lol
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    • smol_m
      Im 5'2
      smol_m 12 jul
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    • its true I'm only 5'0 and got hell's wrath when I'm mad
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    • I’m also a red head so I’m a double whammy
      GG_BJQ 13 jul
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    • If you are a 5'4 female you are an AVERAGE height this is NOT short and do not let anyone convince you otherwise
      Avvanna 13 jul
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    • Serious question: why is it that shorter people get so furious? Legitimately, I wanna know if anyone has an answer
      1and2 13 jul
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    • Short girls that are attractive is such a nice thing to see
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    • 5’2 and fueled by rage
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    • Im 4’11 and my bf makes fun of me :(
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    • 5’1 gang
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    • Short girls hit different. Like literally, they dgaf what they hit you with, as long as you get hit.
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    • In my experience short, mixed/Latina girls are the most dangerous and by that I mean they have the capability to be the loudest and meanest in class.
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    • Just put em in the washer to cool em off
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    • So I can’t climb to get a hecking mug anymore? :(
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    • Over 6’ gang
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    • Need me a short girl :/
      kylarm 13 jul
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    • Stop calling me out like that
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    • 5'7 and all the other girls in my family are 5'3. I get called to reach for stuff because most of the male cousins shit talk the shorter family members
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    • 5 foot girl gang
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    • Unless your 5 foot or below shut ya ass up
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    • I’m 5’3, Italian, Scottish, and a redhead so yeah. An anger cursed being basically.
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    • I hate the girls that are like 5’4 and 5’5 that day they’re so short. 5’2 and below is pretty short for a girl
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    • Short girls are either the best ever or the worst ever. No in between
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    • 5' 1" I hate this shit.
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    • 5'0" here. All I'm saying is - its better to love a short girl than not a tall...😏
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    • Eh I’ve come to terms with being short and scrawny guy (5’3). Don’t have to stress with the typical ‘guys do all the heavy lifting and physical stuff’ and people don’t take me seriously enough to deem me a threat so I feel safe most of the time.
      Kamben 13 jul
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    • Short women are my weakness
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    • Those little chihuahuas can be annoying
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    • I’m 5’1 fuck off
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    • Where my 5’8+ (6ft really) women at? Dis 6’1 simp wants every centimeter of your legs,torso, neck and forehead.
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    • Ok honest question: what do you women see as the perfect height for yourselves. I know it will vary person to person, but I’ve seen women complain they’re too short at 5’4 and too tall at 5’8. I’m guessing it’s somewhere in between?
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    • I’m not short. I’m funsize :3 And I neeedds to climb the counters. I can reach the stuff so I have to channel my inner rock climber, or parkour master, or agility demon. Whatever floats your boat :D
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    • My 53 year old mom does this counter climbing this... should I be worried? Maybe call a priest/exorcist?
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    • Short girls are my fucking drug.
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    • When small people wave, it’s called microwave
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    • My wife is 4’9
      Adrian_6 13 jul
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    • Short people deserve to be laughed at
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    • 5'3, and I am absolutely a demon. We are concentrated evil, more compact rage
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    • Bunch of short ass females on here. I love it
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    • Well what the fuck tho like you expecting me to use a chair!??🙄
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    • It’s cute though
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    • Okay, woah I didn’t ask for this okay. My dad is 6’7 and my mom is 5’1, not my fault i got unlucky
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    • I need a 4 foot 11 girlfriend ASAP
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    • I am 5ft and 18 years old. I've never really been mad at someone, it's really hard for me to get angry at people
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    • I’m a 5’6 dude but I’m chill asf, i almost never get angry. Probably because my dick is kinda big but on my body it looks huge
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    • When I was younger, I use to adore shorter ladies. Then they all grew up before me and I was jealous of their height advantage. But I never stopped adoring shorter ladies.
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    • But theyre so cute 😍
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    • 5'0" gang
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    • I'm 5'6 and the top shelves are way too high, considering every guy in my family is over 6'2. I gotta climb them shits if I wanna get the damn spices in the back.
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    • Need me a <5'4 gf
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    • Ha, I’m 5’11!
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    • Yah know, I never relised how much taller I am than other girls till a couple days ago. I was talking to the girls at work (they are all at least 20) and I am currently 16. I'm always mistaken to be one of the oldest, even though I am litteraly the youngest.They said it was because I was one of(1/2)
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    • I'm 2"
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    • I’m 6’2
      Storm____ 13 jul
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    • :(
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    • moosestang101 I feel attacked
      Mkaaidai 13 jul
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    • My short friends always try to intimidate me and I keep telling them “You keep that up and I'll push the shadows up around you so you can't get out”
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    • Dude i honestly love short girls. Like get over here you little demon, I wanna hug you and I cant hear you dowm there telling me no.
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    • Pechunia 🤔 imteresting
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    • Completely true. One of my ex’s was 5 foot exactly and she was fucking insane. Full of rage and also just a bitch. After we broke up she called my parents to tell them I had done shrooms and stuff. Nut job.
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    • But damn do I love short chicks
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    • so there ARE girls in this app.
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    • why are we doing thissss? l’m 5’9”
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    • Being 6'2 you'd think there'd be a tornado coming after me but dudes really want short chicks
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    • Well I’m not a grown adult but I’m average height so idk how to react to short girl memes. I’m 5’4 which is avg for my age but people around me are always 5’8+ so I feel really short lol
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    • I’m 4’11 and my bf tells me that when im mad I look cute but at the same time I can be super scary
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    • I'm 5'1 and I can't lie this is accurate
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    • The best women are 3 feet tall and have a flat spot on their head to set a beer mug.
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    • It’s a struggle. I’m 5’2 but I won’t deny that I’m compact evil
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    • I'm still waiting on my tiny ginger girl
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    • ;-; compact evil? I’m too busy trying to reach the damn cereal 😪
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    • I might be short and bitey, but I am not demon possesed, I'm a ginger. There's a difference.
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    • Well sorry demons are attractive
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    • 6'2 gang
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    • The girl I like is 5’2 and I’m 6’3 she don’t even gotta go that low
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    • Grrrr 🐯 5’1”
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    • Well stop putting things on the high shelves
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    • TheOfficialCapt this is you so much
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    • pandora664 Yeah this is targeting you.
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    • "Fun size" spelled backwards is "Ezis nuf" and if that shit don't sound demonic then idk what does
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    • 4’10, sad 😔
      Koi_Pink 13 jul
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    • Ay fight me you lanky bitch 😭
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    • I just use a step stool
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    • That jus means her ass is finally easy to access to eat.
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    • Need me a small titty gf
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    • Short people being mad is funny. Its like having a goomba
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    • Just like chihuahuas
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    • Zental 13 jul
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    • I know a chick at 4'10" without dwarfism or nothin and she's cute but damn is she intense. Plus she's on the border between feminist and femina2i sometimes
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    • I sometimes forget I’m 6’6”, and for a moment I was actually thinking “Wait, people still crawl onto the shelves just to get a cup or plate from the cabinets?”
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    • Is a girl who’s 5’5 too tall?
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    • 5’ on the dot, I feel attacked lol
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    • Yeah those 8 year olds are something else. They got some tight ass pussy tho
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    • He knows to much call Lucifer.
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