• The worst thing about depression
is that knowing 150 years ago
my treatment would have been
vibrators and heroin.
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    • 80 years ago it would've been a lobotomy.
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    • And removing your ovaries, don't forget that.
      velthric 30 jun
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    • Well you could treat yourself with those exact things if you want too. Maybe it could cure your need for attention at the same time
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    • You should do cocaine about it
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    • It still can be? You’re in charge of your own life n i g g y
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    • It still can be
      Batpig87 30 jun
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    • Vibrators in 1870?
      Lurent 30 jun
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    • What quality heroin there was back then, and what wonderful electricity we had which we put in fucking vibrators, oh if only whatevers stopping u from getting those 2 things wasn't stopping u.
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    • Sounds pretty lit
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    • Pot used to be really good for depression till we scientized it and made one-hit-psychosis weed. Low doses are really good for depression, high doses are really bad.
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    • I’ve been going a week strong without beating my meat. I want to end this and I need help. 1 Like= 1 Day of no masturbating. I come on this app for memes but all I see is porn it’s hard to resist the thirst.
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    • You act like you can't do that anymore
      BEGSmoak 2 jul
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    • Some forget vibrators were invented to treat mentally ill female patients
      TVLOGoS 1 jul
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    • Girl be like "I have depression" because their 5th boyfriend cheated on them
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    • Depression isnt real. You're just a giant pussy.
      tiny_dick 30 jun
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    • Imagine being so horny and misunderstanding of the plight of depressed people that you yearn for a world where doctors prescribe orgasms and heroin instead of antidepressants and Cognitive Behavioral Therapy.
      Westeros 1 jul
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    • Madam, it seems as though there are ghosts in your blood. I recommend you do cocaine about it.
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    • Not too far off from today’s treatment 👀 minus the heroin. Add weed
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    • Those still exist
      Modgaz 30 jun
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    • Or locked in a room, burned at the stake, hung, poked a hole in your head, and austrisized from any community.
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    • for people bitching about the vibrator part: The vibrator was officially invented in the 1880’s by Dr. J Mortimer Granville as a medical device used to treat female hysteria, which was a catch-all for women feeling bad or behaving poorly, as the cure for it was considered to be an orgasm.
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    • Chances are she’s already using 1 out of the 2
      brizza 1 jul
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    • ayup
      numbnutts 30 jun
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    • Pretty sure that would help you today
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    • Nah your treatment would be an insane amount of bad alcohol which would fuck up your ability to raise your 9 children, 3 of which will die, adding to your depression which will make you drink more. Dead beat husband will make 3 cents an hour mining fucking coal and die of black lung. Good luck.
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    • That can still be a treatment
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    • Or death
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    • 1-5 people in the USA have mental illness, apparently 100% of people with mental illness post about it on Twitter.
      alblz 30 jun
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    • Still is im pretty sure but im not a girl and no one cares about guy depression
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    • replace heroin with weed and you’ve got a modern day antidepressant
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    • I mean, don't go underestimating vibraters now.
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    • i wish i could go back in time and be diagnosed with "hysteria"
      Seasonal 30 jun
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    • Hoes do that voluntarily anyway
      Valflame 30 jun
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    • I have a Theory and that is that 80 percent of the kids and teens who claim to have depression don’t have it and they just can’t take a joke
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    • Also being locked in some sanatarium that was basically a crime against humanity
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    • Worst thing is yall wont shut up about your depression. Get actual help instead of telling the internet
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    • There was this one Victorian doctor who realized that vaginal stimulation was the solution to certain menstrual cramps and so he became quite wealthy in his practice. He invented the vibrator when his arm got tired.
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    • "Get a lobotomy for the moody wench" - late 1800's Doctors
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    • And 60 years ago it would have been a lobotomy
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    • Try opioids, for some reason that stuff made me forget everything and made me always in good mood. I’m kidding tho, don’t try it, it’s addicting
      ODogX 1 jul
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    • Oh, lord. You people hurt my head. Do you know what a joke is?
      Jhun00 1 jul
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    • Or to be burned at the stake.
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    • Ummm no. Probably would have just k!lled you. Hate women
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    • Stoning
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    • Did it work though?
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    • What did vibrators look like 150 yrs ago?
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    • And lobotomies
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    • Yeah now we just smoke to much weed and cry in bed
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    • They actually had shit to worry about, they didn't have time to be depressed. Maybe modern times have made everyone soft and they get bored and sad.
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    • Doesn’t sound too bad honestly
      monika16 1 jul
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    • And then you’d get sold into slavery as a sex slave with no rights. The current times are the best times for health... wait a minute,
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    • Woman moment
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    • Like for the biggest pp in all the seven seas
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    • Better than zoloft
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    • I'm with you
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    • Nah it would have been institutionalization at an insane asylum. Where you would receive such wonders as water therapy (torture) electroshock therapy (writhing torture) isolation therapy (solitary confinement ) lobotomy(live inside your own hell) followed by sexual assault from inmates and staff.
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    • It probably would have been removing your ovaries and locking you in a room without allowing you to do anything like in the short story The Yellow Wallpaper.
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    • nah theyd throw you in a loony bin and let guys have at you for a couple bucks
      akNoonan 1 jul
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    • No, they would’ve cut your wrists because you have “bad” blood
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    • In the future it would be probiotics
      FatFrog 30 jun
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    • If you were a female, it would likely be diagnosed as hysteria and/or you would be burned at the stake
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    • 150 years ago and you would have been given a straight jacket and a hallway.
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    • I mean... has it changed?
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    • Woohoo I'm early now can i get a woohoo?
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    • I mean, is it not already?
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    • Same now
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    • Phexal 30 jun
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    • Vibrators don’t even work. Trust me.
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    • Haha so quirky, you have depression? No way, so do I!
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    • my treatment would be elas fat fucking pussy
      rear 30 jun
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    • Send me any nudes you have
      DatZtuff 30 jun
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    • Okay coomer
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    • Trapfact! That's pretty relatable!
      TrapFacts 30 jun
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    • Still can be 🤔
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    • Oh
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    • You would have been called a whore for using a sex toy back then
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    • 150 years my ass bitch looks like she's using in the pic
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    • She looks like she’s had plenty of both already
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    • You can solve depression many ways. Cuddling is the best.
      geexd125 3 jul
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    • It still is
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    • how is that the worst part?
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    • They had vibrators 150 years ago?
      Jim1231 3 jul
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    • Still is in 2020
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    • I'm down
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    • See the thing is it wasnt called depression you were seen as totally insane
      ThatNgga 3 jul
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    • Basically if you were a woman with feelings you needed a lobotomy
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    • Depression didn't exist 150 years ago
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    • That may actually be the best thing
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    • You mean a gun?
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    • Wrong, vibrators are for mania
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    • It should be a shot to the head
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    • Was watching p0rn and there was an ad of a dude using a vibrator or something I don't remember
      WeebKage 3 jul
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    • Bitches be talking about depression because their mom didn’t buy them a G-Wagon
      LilMarss 3 jul
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    • I’m not sure vibrators were a thing 150 years ago
      LilMarss 3 jul
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    • worst?
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    • Or a corkscrew to the temple to release the deamons
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