• public schools are really gonna try to
maintain hand sanatizer stations like I
haven't seen them fail to keep soap
dispensers stocked
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    • Bruh back in my school you'd be lucky if there wasn't piss on the bathroom floors. It ain't gonna work
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    • You ain’t lived until you see a nigga goin ape on a soap dispenser in a public school bathroom.
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    • My school barely had seats on the toilets
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    • Bruh my school didn't have hot water, and the roof leaked every time it rained. Hell will freeze over before they maintain halfway decent sanitation stations.
      Aech 1 jul
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    • Back in the day people used to fuck in the bathroom, piss on the floor, rip the bags of soap out of the dispensers and throw them at the walls, clog the toilet and urinals with paper towels and plastic bags, put wet paper towels in the vents to plug them up, and occasionally shit in the sink.
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    • Tell me y’alls nastiest school bathroom experience
      DUR4 1 jul
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    • I don’t understand what goes through students mind when just removing/destroying the soap dispenser. Like dude should I just have piss hands all day or something it’s not funny
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    • My work cant even keep paper towels in stock
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    • Some kid at my school went to the bathroom during lunch and shit on a slice of white bread and left it on the floor
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    • Someone stole a sink from my highschool
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    • Because all you fucktards say fuck the system and broke everything more then once so you are the reason they have given up
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    • Kids cough like fucking howler monkeys idk if this is a good idea
      _Kairos_ 1 jul
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    • Man, one time when I was staying after school I needed to go to the bathroom, so I went to the nearest one to me. There were 2 stalls, one was locked and the other had literal shit covering the toilet. I go to the second closest bathroom. It's locked. I go to the third bathroom, and I finally go.
      Mosiac 1 jul
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    • Bruh kids at my school would break the doors off the dispensers the sinks everything. Some guys started fighting people who were breaking shit like that was normal. Defending the fucking bathroom
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    • Idiots be writing graffiti in their own shit on the walls so
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    • Kids out there putting the whole damn drinking fountain nozzle in their mouth and they’re worried about hand sanitizer?
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    • Someone at my school legit ripped the sink out of the wall and threw it out the window
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    • I’ll never forget in 8th grade I walked in the bathroom and this kid is just peeing straight up in the air and the stream was so good it was hitting the ceiling. Not only that one of our teachers walks in stares directly at me and says “you probably told him to do this” and just walks out.
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    • If schools reopen we're all fucked.
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    • The last three days before school got cancelled there was a rule that you couldn’t be within 5 feet of anyone ever. The problem was, we have 1700 students with a school that’s built to have 1000
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    • Someone clogged up a urinal with a cheese stick and the bathroom flodded
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    • The little turds throw all of it on the mirrors and shit. Hell one time they've torn down a door from the stalls. Then the dividers from the urinals
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    • Those shits were real easy to steal or break
      finn010 1 jul
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    • So soap is the question? Whaf about TP? That shit sucks when it empties and they dont have it stocked
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    • I would always buy soap bottle and Germ-X bottle for the guys restroom, because the soap dispensers were always broken. Then, I would put a note near stating “please don’t fuck it up, it came from my pocket, not the school’s.” I put my number and name on it the paper. I got taken down once...
      fervle 1 jul
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    • Did anyone else have kids literally rip the fuckin stall doors off the hinges at their school?
      pillbox 1 jul
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    • My school had a "Drug Free" week where they had all these posters about how proud they are of their drug free school but I once was stuck in a stall while a deal was going on outside and they stopped talking when I ripped a massive fuckin' fart, I was mildly terrified
      BigCoke 1 jul
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    • They used to have hand sanitizer but kids got high off it. Then they took it away. I look forward to seeing this again
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    • I only use soap when somebody else is in the bathroom to see if I use soap or not
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    • When I switched from private school to public that was one of the things I noticed. Also the fact that there were condom dispensers in all nursing stations and even shittier lunches.
      JMcK 1 jul
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    • One of the dudes in my high school pointed his dick in the air and pissed on the ceiling
      ODogX 2 jul
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    • It took my school 3 weeks to unclog a toilet i can promise you my entire school is getting corona
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    • That’s bc of the dumbass kids overusing it
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    • Daily reminder that government run services are always god awful and if you’re a socialist you’re advocating for every business to be run as efficiently as your local dmv
      cjnew68 1 jul
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    • I don’t think public schools are good to open this fall. I’m a custodian for an elementary school and I can tell you for sure those kids won’t be able to keep their distance or keep their masks on for more than 45 min it’s gonna be a mess even if they plan shorter hours and plan small classes
      VATO1313 1 jul
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    • My school had 3 soap dispensers lit on fire between my junior and senior year
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    • Except now a school can probably be shut down by a single student saying “hey, they ain’t keeping those things filled”
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    • In middle school my K-12 school added sunscreen dispensers all over the school and everyone was just necking each other with sunscreen and throwing it on the walls and they haven't refilled them since
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    • The school I worked at before covid happened would regularly run out of soap. Not just in the dispensers but the whole school wouldnt have a stock of soap and one of us from the office would have to go to a neighboring school and pick up some of theirs
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    • Schools thinking they can keep kids six feet apart, when they already can’t get kids to keep their pants on
      tmeans50 1 jul
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    • Bro some kid at my school in 6th grade got the whole boys restroom banned because he smeared shit everywhere like fucking everywhere. And Also Happened again in 7th grade. Instead the person smeared it on the wall to the door and flooded the toilets
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    • My school is always out of paper towels
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    • In middle school I took off the front covering of the soap dispensers and put water in it and closed it back up. The next person who pumped soap got a handful of water.
      mela 1 jul
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    • soccer team pissed in the soap dispensers a few years ago
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    • Someone's going to make a slick floor out of hand sanitizer
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    • I don’t expect post schools to have the funding for hand sanitizer when most of the books pre date 911
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    • Fools, I was the one that ate all the soap.
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    • You’re talking about the backup urinals, right?
      willgnyc 1 jul
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    • And you know there’s gonna be those asshole kids who just make it empty the entire contents for no reason
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    • A lot of nasty people don’t even wash their hands anyway
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    • Someone no joke went ape mode on a urinal divider and took it off the wall, you think they going to wash their hands
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    • Back when I was in high school we had to give the soap dispenser a push before putting your hand in it in case someone peed in the dispenser
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    • The water fountains where infested with about 30 VISIBLE roaches each
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    • During my sophomore year in high school, there was a water main break and there was no running water in my entire school. Kids still used the bathroom tho, and the combination of smell, lack of hygiene, and the shit buildup got so bad they made us go home 3 hours early.
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    • My old school didnt have fucking cold water, like what? The water would literally burn you.They also didnt have soap and paper towels
      Sloms 1 jul
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    • My school had hand sanitizer stations when I was in high school but they were always stocked cuz no one used them
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    • I’ve seen soap dispensers in the urinal
      SergeyT 2 jul
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    • I went to public school my whole school career and I turned out okay. But I’ve seen some crazy shit 😂
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    • some of our stalls had no doors. only for brave men
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    • People pissed in the soap dispensers at my school
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    • mine never had paper towels cuz one person would drop a paper towel outside the trash can then bam, no paper towels for two months. i hear the girls bathroom didn’t have that happen though so fuck the janitors
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    • The toilet all the way in the back of the bathroom was clogged for the whole week. Now I’m not sure if someone went in there and clogged it once a day but I know for the first two days the jainitors didn’t even touch that bathroom
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    • I get the powdered soap at my school
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    • Half the time the soap dispensers were missing from the wall
      Hydra223 1 jul
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    • We had someone shit on the floor then throw it everywhere.
      Enjii 2 jul
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    • My middle school band teacher was a supervisor at lunch, and one time I caught gum digging up uneaten fruit from the trash and bringing it back to the kitchen
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    • Nope its to scare people and fuck with the elections, to keep people focus on covid instead of H*** charges for child trafficking
      vss09 2 jul
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    • So, here's my custodian story. I work for an elementary as a sub and my brother is in a proper position. Our boss only teaches one person how to do things. That's not an exaggeration. We used to always have to find someone who got there before us to teach us and they'd say "he barely taught me today
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    • I have the upmost sympathy for any school janitor. Teenagers are animals. It’s not the janitor la fault that kids are disgusting pigs
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    • Someone set fire to my school's soap dispenser once
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    • we got a fuck ton of hand sanitizer in my private school
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    • Someone set fire to a trash can in the bathroom once and they locked down all the boys bathrooms
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    • Once in middle school we had an egg drop, but some of the kids kept the eggs until later that day. Some kids picked the lock on all of the soap dispensers in all of the bathrooms in the middle school hall and cracked the eggs inside. Nobody knew until... 1/2
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    • That's because those little monsters break them and throw the bag of soap in the damn toilet.
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    • Honestly this is the epitome of this whole fucking laughing stock of a concerned and aware business marketing strategy for all these places talking like they care and are there during this difficult time - fuckers how bout a little soup from time to time? Nope. Empty just like the tp dispenser
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    • One time I walked into the bathroom while a couple of guys were literally ripping the urinal off the damn wall. Water and piss were spraying full force out of wall. They let go but they damn near ripped it off.
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    • Yeah but I cant do that online shit again.
      THEUGENE 1 jul
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    • Kids would break the sink and put a bathroom out of order on an entire floor those things won’t last a week, it got so bad that at the beginning of my senior year the locked the 3rd floor bathroom for the entire year
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    • I'm class of 2020
      CruZo 1 jul
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    • ok my school wants us all to wear face masks for the full day all while under uv lamps...im sorry but i don’t want to develop cataracts...
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    • "And all that believed were together, and had all things common; And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need." Acts 2:44-45
      Cacaonut 4 jul
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    • It's going to be hell of sick people walking down them crowed hallways.....just know i wish y'all the best of luck!
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    • I used to be a janitor and it's rly not that bad (at elementary schools) but it's not the school, it's the custodian company. Many are under paid and the job is seen as gross even tho they take alot of measures to keep safe and clean. It's the lack of janitors.
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    • My school gave up on restocking the soap dispensers because the retarded underclassmen keep ripping them off the walls, one kid fucking pulled an entire urinal off the wall and got fined because he tried to take it home, like wtf?
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    • My school converted storage closets into classrooms and filled them with about 35 students, social distancing is going to be a joke
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    • someone once filled our soap dispenser with shaving cream and they kept doing it so eventually the school just got rid of soap dispensers
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    • Sanatizer
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    • See, that's a solution though. If sanitation stations are mandated, just fucking report the school for half assing it like they half ass everything else and get it shut down, or get change to actually happen
      IFunniV 1 jul
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    • Exactly.
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    • I just wished the bathroom stall doors would close properly and w/o the 6” gap
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    • Yeah public schools are anything but clean. Guaranteed there's an outbreak at one first week
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    • Your grammar implies that the soaps have been well stocked
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    • At my school they’re giving us three options. 1. Go to school. 2. Stay home and sign onto online classes everyday 3. Stay home and have to do online assignments that have due dates and stuff.
      Dymin 1 jul
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    • My school couldn't keep bathroom stall doors in stock
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    • I turned myself in fora warrant yesterday and saw a sheriff lugging 2 5 gallon buckets of hand sanitizer. Where do you even get that much?
      MrBlack 1 jul
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    • Anybody in the Chicago area up to 100 mile radius can teach me how to fish?
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    • Bro the boys in my middle school legit lost soap privileges
      KeYnAnJ 1 jul
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    • Kids just break shit. Going to drag the rona back to their chain-smoking parents and then blame everyone but themselves.
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