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    • Secondhand meat is when you walk in on someone fucking and they pull you in
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    • Greg your gonna get firsthand meat tonight 😘
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    • My thing is this, I will step away from people to smoke because I’m polite In that respect but if you walk over to me and start talking to me then do that fake cough bullshit because I’m bothering you, then you can go fuck yourself and I hope I made you sterile with your brain dead entitled ass.
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    • Yeah but smoking is bad, eating meat is not
      IndeedSo 15 jul
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    • Ah jeez more sensitive people who hate smoking
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    • I recently started to try quitting smoking because I learned that I have a daughter on the way. I don’t really care about anyone else but I’ll quit for her
      _James 12 jul
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    • I disagree with veganism, but still I respect your choices. It's just... Humans are omnivores; that's science. And when you force an animal that's a fucking carnivore to eat nothing but plants, that's just crossing the line.
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    • Y’all ever see the video we’re one dude is fucking the girls ass and the other dude is eating her pussy and the ass dude slips out and accidentally sticks his dick in the dude’s mouth? That’s secondhand meat
      GiantDong 16 jul
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    • I’m 5000% for shaming fat women, people that use tumblr or reddit, and whores. Get that shit away from me, I don’t want to see fat women in public.
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    • I don't smoke near anyone and yet they flock to me to give me a speech about it. Like just leave me alone then and u won't get infected, I promise 👌
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    • Non smokers will go out of their way to walk by a smoking section and complain about it
      _n52_ 12 jul
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    • Okay, I don't care if you smoke. But I know some assholes that don't care if they're in a non-smoking area.
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    • Personally, as someone who enjoys smoking. I cannot stand inconsiderate smokers. Yeah people could avoid us, but the smoker just as easily can move. And should. And yes smoking should be shamed. Will it stop me? No. But smoking isnt healthy or good in any way, merely an indulgence.
      Homeyjr 12 jul
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    • That person doesn't shame anyone for smoking, they sit in there fucking room on tumbler all day
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    • Smoking is unhealthy hurts the person smoking people around them and the environment. People who eat meat affect themselves and eating meat gives vitamins that are healthy to humans smoking only harms people
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    • as a smoker, shame me all u want. I dont give a hootenanny. it's not like I'm touching lil boys like the priests, or big corporate manipulating consumers just to get an extra dollar
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    • I dont smoke around other people. Cant yall just leave me the fuck alone and let me be depressed in peace?
      AR3TH0RN 11 jul
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    • I encourage juul shaming too
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    • Second hand meat is just using your off hand
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    • Do vegans feed their pets meat.... Or is the animal deprived of its proper nutrition?
      dylkuzzi 16 jul
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    • Being vegan is a way of torturing yourself
      LilMemer 16 jul
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    • I have the filthy habit of a pack a day, but there has never been one time where I haven't asked the people around me if it's okay or stood downwind of other people, I get it, I used to not smoke, it smells fucking disgusting
      2kmustang 13 jul
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    • I only have a problem with people smoking if they willingly cause harm to other people. For example, people who stand directly outside a store smoking so you have to walk through a cloud of smoke to get in. Or parents who smoke in their car or house where their kids are forced to inhale it.
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    • First hand smoke is bad. *walks out of apartment in city inhaling nothing but second hand exhaust* ahh, much better
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    • I'm a smoker. I regret smoking. But I don't force others to put up with my smoking. I walk away from groups for a smoke. If I'm in my car I'll ask someone if they mind if I smoke or not. If they don't want me to then I won't. I'm not an asshole. So don't be an asshole to me for my poor life decision
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    • They do realize that direct confrontation such as this is the least effective way psychological to get someone to change ?
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    • I smoke, I don’t like bothering people with smoke so I stay away. But mother fuckers will walk up to you from like 50 feet away and stand next to you in a random ass spot while you are already there smoking and call you an asshole for smoking next to them
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    • How about just letting everyone do whatever the fuck they wanna do and minding your own business
      Zepeda562 11 jul
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    • I’d rather eat cigarettes than listen to vegans whine about meat
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    • Smoking can actually ruin your lungs and cause an addiction. Meat is a choice you can make to either consume or not without horrible lung cancer.
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    • I smoke outside alone if you complain to me about it I’m wondering why the fuck are you in my back deck
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    • Cigarettes have no nutritional value, proven to cause lung cancer, can lower life expectancy and quality of life, and can cause harm to those around.Meat is good source of protein for muscle development and is an essential staple to a balanced diet. But go ahead vegans and enjoy your tea
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    • Yes but us smokers don't sit there and push our lifestyle choice onto others... There's a difference. Im a smoker but I'm super respectful. If im in a public place I go as far away from non smokers as I possibly can so they don't have to deal with it.
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    • If youre smoking dont walk up to other people with it, if you see someone smoking and you dont like it dont walk up to them, problem solved
      glatata 11 jul
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    • I smoke but ion smoke near kids, pregnant women or my parents I smoke outside by the road and if I see someone walking I move away, it’s simple just don’t smoke near people who don’t want to be near smoke you never know who doesn’t wanna be near it
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    • I’ve grown up with my grandparent always smoking s I was used to it, until I was about 9. I started coughing really bad and getting sick a lot. I was always over with my grandparents and while over there, I got second hand smokers cough. That is fun
      PMRW 16 jul
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    • Don’t shame smokers you fucking dicks
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    • How bout we don’t put anyone down cus 5000% of the time you’re most likely way out of your fucking place
      TheMilano 14 jul
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    • I quit smoking but when I was smoking I never walked up and smoked next to someone who isn't so if you are near me as a non smoker that was your own damn fault
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    • YA? Well then fuck pot smokers. Smoke is smoke
      bitchy101 14 jul
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    • Shame people who smoke in public places, not people who smoke alone away from anyone that could potentially be affected
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    • I hardly ever smoke, but I do sometimes if I'm out drinking in town and somebody is smoking a butt. I try not to do it around other people out of respect, but some people also just get closer to you than they need to be and then complain about your cigarette smoke.
      Peen_san 13 jul
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    • Vegan 👏 is not 👏 a personality👏
      consmet01 13 jul
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    • If a smoker is smoking in an area they are allowed to smoke in dont fucking shame them. Go somewhere else you have literally the rest of the world they have the small space they are given
      KalePyro 13 jul
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    • Yea i understand smoke smells bad. But im respectful of ppl and keep my smoke away from others unless they tell me they dont mind. But your probably the type of person who would fuck someone in the ass and not have the common courtesy to give them a reacharound.
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    • I would love a second hand on my meat
      zonacards 13 jul
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    • Well smoking cigs r bad for you and eating meat is actually good for you and vegans are people who are against eating that protein
      IAmVince 13 jul
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    • Well smoking does no one good eating meat has no negative effects asomg as you don't eat a cow for every meal
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    • White bitches will pop xanax and drink until they pass out and then say "ew cigs are bad"
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    • If someone is outside, minding their own business smoking a cigarette, just walk away from them if you dont want to be near it
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    • I don’t agree with shaming smokers.
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    • I'm a smoker and once went to a far corner to make sure I wasn't near anyone while I was smoking a cigarette, it's my choice not theirs, and this group of woman walked out of their way to walk near me and then complain about me smoking...
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    • Okay but people who are outwardly disrespectful to people smoking in public are the worst. There are so many things in your life that are far more lethal than secondhand smoke so please quit being an asshole.
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    • Non-smokers who are just general assholes to smokers are probably some of the worst people on earth
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    • If you can criticize me for smoking I can criticize you for whoring and using my tax money for your illegitimate children. Your move.
      TheDumbOx 12 jul
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    • I saw that post on Tumblr. If I remember correctly, someone else said, "I'm pretty sure meat won't cause my asthma attacks."
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    • Cigarettes have no purpose other than to addict you to cancer sticks. Meat feeds the fucking world. Get over it. Animals arent worth more than human lives. Quit smoking and eat meat instead. Save yourself
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    • Veganism is a choice. You don’t choose to have a disgusting and harmful element forced up your nostrils
      25Oreooos 11 jul
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    • *flick cigarette butt at the vegan*
      StonedElk 11 jul
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    • No we need to shame vegans
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    • Also meat doesn’t cause cancer?
      bigfela 11 jul
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    • So vegans can get offended for people eating meat and minding their own damn business but when a vegan is going out of their way to shame someone for eating meat we can't get offended in the slightest
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    • people shame others for having cigarettes but when it comes to harder drugs, god formid anyone tries to shame them cause what they need is support in this difficult moment. stfu
      Quazerty 11 jul
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    • Shaming smoking is a win win. Smokers might be pressured to stop, which is in every way beneficial to them. And no smokers will have less smokers around them
      Nyfe 11 jul
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    • Let noons smoke, just walk away dipshit
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    • What's wrong with smoking, just walk away. I think they meant they dont like when people smoke next to them if they are in a confined space? Let people live a little
      Automatuh 11 jul
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    • I only smoke cigars alone, way from public spaces and structures, every now and then, and people still make an effort now and then to come bitch at me.
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    • Cancer has taken so many people in my life, I'll be damned if I like second hand smoke take anyone else
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    • I say we shame vegans.
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    • Too be fair, there are plenty of adverse effects to the environment from the sheer amount of meat we produce
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    • Secondhand meat sounds suspiciously like “sloppy seconds”
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    • Louie hates smokers
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    • Smoking is bad because it hurts you and those you love. Veganism is retarded because we’re made to eat all kinds of food.
      orion205 17 jul
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    • I don’t get offended I get pissed off. “HOW DARE YOU EAT THAT MEAT. HERE. EAT THIS PLATE OF GRASS INSTEAD.”
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    • I smoke but i stay away from people while i do it i know people don't like that shit
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    • I don't smoke but the smell of cigarettes is one of my favorite smells
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    • Second hand smoke could cause respiratory issues. The smell of a fresh cooked steak, well thats just delightful.
      Wyoming25 15 jul
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    • Bitch if I’m outside and it isn’t designated a no smoking area you can get the fuck over it or get the fuck away from me🤷🏻‍♂️
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    • if i’m still alive after FIRST hand smoke, then i’m sure you’ll love through .2sec is secondhand smoke. stop being dramatic
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    • If I’m smoking in 2019 and you shame me for it I’ll put my cigarette out in your eye then light another cause there’s only 3 places left to smoke on earth and I ain’t moving from the one I’m in now
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    • As someone who studies cigarette smoking and cancer. Please do not smoke kids.
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    • To alter a Dragon Age 2 quote: "I don't hate you because you're a vegan. I hate you because you won't shut up about it."
      Ratfishy 13 jul
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    • As a smoker I try to be considerate to those around me. I go out of my way to keep away from non smokers. Like I’ll cross the fucking street if I have to.
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    • Counselors for people who wanna quit smoking will advise people to NOT shame people for the simple act of smoking. They already feel disappointed in themselves and making someone feel worse for something they’re already ashamed of doesn’t help.
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    • There's a difference between shaming people and asking them not to do it around you, don't be a jerk. Its really unnecessary
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    • Fucking retarded ass vegans
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    • People who smoke cigarettes are disgusting. The only redemption is quitting.
      Wysp 12 jul
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    • Some retarded kid in my school wants to ban smoking in public in my city
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    • the person knows the danger of smoking, if it bugs you shut the fuck up and walk away
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    • Drinking only effects you (unless in the case of drunk driving etc), eating all you want only effects you, so many things that we chose to do only effect us. Smoking, something that pollutes the air that everyone breathes, effects everyone around it, for a wide radius. Selfish act imo, just me tho
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    • Maybe because asthma is a thing
      iceican 12 jul
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    • For non smokers second hand smoke is terrible it smells like shit it hurts your eyes and makes it hard to breath because of how strong the smoke is. People who smoke at all and have a tolerance have no room to call it "not a big deal".
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    • Ya know, I just got one thing to say. Seeming their are around 8 BILLION people on the planet, stay. In. Your. Lane. You dont like it? Oh well. You dont have the privilege, let alone right. To tell anyone what to do. especially if you dont know them. Gtfo
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    • Most smokers try to keep their smoke away from those who aren't, yall dumbasses jist choose to form a mob around a single cig
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    • I mean, I smoke now but I follow rules. Keep the buds and throw em away, children's present dont smoke. Crowd of people? No. Walking street yes, but cigarette on the opposite side of them.
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    • I have no problem with the act of smoking. What I hate is the cigarette butts they leave everywhere. You are free to do that to yourself, but throw away your damn poison when you're done.
      anilzx4 12 jul
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    • I am on day 4 of quitting cold turkey. Quitting drugs was easier than this shit.
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    • You dont like my smoking, one of us can walk away, if we're in a place where you or I can't walk away trust me im polite enough not to smoke there. It's easy for both of us to find a place where you dont need to be around me smoking. Sound good?
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    • If a vegan asks me to get the meat away from them I will gladly get them away from my meat
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    • Smoke is literally had for you when meat isn't unless you only eat meat
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