USA
\ "You're telling me
this man is big dog, big bear, AND a lion?
That is physically impossible."
BEN SHAPIRO
LivingOffTheLand LivingOffTheLand
20 nov 2020
USA \ "You're telling me this man is big dog, big bear, AND a lion? That is physically impossible." BEN SHAPIRO
THIS DOG TELLS ME YOU'RE ON
I'M ON DRUGS? YOU'RE THE ONE TALKING TO A DOG!
datdude13 datdude13
26 sep 2020
THIS DOG TELLS ME YOU'RE ON I'M ON DRUGS? YOU'RE THE ONE TALKING TO A DOG!
When Sarah breaks up with you, but you still love hot sauce.
CourtneyChaos CourtneyChaos
1 may
When Sarah breaks up with you, but you still love hot sauce.
there's a spongebob pineapple hotel and literally need to live here
ClownFromSpiralPs4 ClownFromSpiralPs4
26 sep 2020
there's a spongebob pineapple hotel and literally need to live here
my plan step 1: buy 15 identical cats
step 2: invite someone over
step 3: when they ask how many cats you have say "just one but he's really fast"
my plan step 1: buy 15 identical cats step 2: invite someone over step 3: when they ask how many cats you have say "just one but he's really fast"
DID YOU)
KNOW?
Bird Facts
NAG
Birds were sent from hell to torture people on cocaine
EdgarAllenPoe EdgarAllenPoe
23 sep 2020
DID YOU) KNOW? Bird Facts NAG Birds were sent from hell to torture people on cocaine
Redditors watching Big Hero 6 for the first time
WHERE
ARE THEY?!
Redditors watching Big Hero 6 for the first time WHERE ARE THEY?!
humourtising Follow
Don't go to @Sonic! my girl just almost choked on a piece of wood from yalls shitty corndogs! FUCK YALL! SHES PREGNANT!
Sonic Drive-In @sonicdrivein
SONIC
Corn dogs come on a wooden
Stick... tell her to slow the fuck down when she eating.
FACEPALM99 FACEPALM99
22 sep 2020
humourtising Follow Don't go to @Sonic! my girl just almost choked on a piece of wood from yalls shitty corndogs! FUCK YALL! SHES PREGNANT! Sonic Drive-In @sonicdrivein SONIC Corn dogs come on a wooden Stick... tell her to slow the fuck down when she eating.
Me: "igota tox tooth!
MOM: "t's wait uni it fals off naturally"
dad:
ShaneTrowell
17 feb
Me: "igota tox tooth! MOM: "t's wait uni it fals off naturally" dad:
Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip", he whispers,
"to Flavortown."
daddyairplane daddyairplane
28 jan
Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip", he whispers, "to Flavortown."
Me, all My Gf, who disappears handsome n shit when I take my meds
Me, all My Gf, who disappears handsome n shit when I take my meds
bowwowwow bowwowwow
23 sep 2020
What's this country cafled?
Pink haired anime girls are the gift from God
best_weebshitjpg best_weebshitjpg
24 sep 2020
Pink haired anime girls are the gift from God
*3 sec after locking my car*
Me: did i lock my car?
My brain:
al
*3 sec after locking my car* Me: did i lock my car? My brain: al
I'm not sure who this woman is
but apparently she knows you
orchid80 orchid80
8 apr
I'm not sure who this woman is but apparently she knows you
when you order 5 Wendy's
Classic Triple meals and the guy asks if you're having a party
How dare you?
wildghost68 wildghost68
23 mar
when you order 5 Wendy's Classic Triple meals and the guy asks if you're having a party How dare you?
1. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
With quit-itch.
2. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron?
Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her.
awareWarthunder awareWarthunder
23 jun
1. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash? With quit-itch. 2. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron? Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her.
companies as soon as pride month starts
HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW HOMOSEXUALS?
companies as soon as pride month starts HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW HOMOSEXUALS?
"can u be serious for 1 second"
me:
QueenAndromeda QueenAndromeda
4 nov 2020
"can u be serious for 1 second" me: