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    • I would honestly just like to cuddle with a woman more than to have sex
      Speck 19 dec
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    • You can hug yourself but it’s just sad
      xPiKax 19 dec
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    • Cuddling >>> sex
      9 2
    • I’m so fuckin lonely that I had a dream about my crush, and you’d think “oh that’s def gonna be a sex dream,” but no, we just FUCKING HELD HANDS AND WATCHED TV TOGETHER
      8 3
    • titan297 20 dec
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    • Alba 19 dec
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    • LitLuther 19 dec
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    • For real tho, I was leaving my old school yesterday, last day and I got some of the most for real hugs from my best girlfriends and I was honestly pretty good having a real hug, especially from someone you real care about
      4
    • Who tf craves hugs
      4 2
    • I disagree. You can ask your parents for a hug, but you can’t ask your parents for sex.
      DipsandChip 19 dec
      4
    • I grab a pillow and put a heating pad on low inside the cover and hug that. Sometimes I tie a blanket snugly around my shoulders to feel like I’m being hugged back. It’s not the same as a real hug but it helps a little.
      4 1
    • That’s why when people are in their worst state, they curl up into a ball and hug them selves. When no one gives you a hug, all you can do is hold yourself. Because no one else will hold you
      Zyroe 19 dec
      4
    • hugs make me happier than sex does
      WinonaRyder 19 dec
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    • This hurt on a deeper level then it should
      4
    • You also can’t have sex with yourself
      Sadio_Mane 20 dec
      3
    • That is why I have my Hentai Loli body pillow.
      3 1
    • That's why the doctors gave me the special jacket where I can hug myself
      PyroCookies 19 dec
      3
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      Montana__med 19 dec
      3
    • What's a hug?
      3
    • They have a jacket that says otherwise the men in the white coats bring me mine
      darktallon 19 dec
      3
    • That's why you buy a body pillow and spray perfume on it
      3 1
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    • Hugging releases oxytocin, a feel-good hormone
      3
    • Sometimes. I put a glove on my side. So that way. My body heat eventually spreads to it. And. It gives the illusion. Of touch.
      3
    • I would rather have a hug and cuddle for a long time then have sex which only lasts a few minutes. I love to cuddle with my girl on the couch or in bed. I hate going to bed alone and cold.
      Rachel35 19 dec
      3 1
    • Sometimes I wear a seat belt to feel like someone's holding me rather than for safety
      E1EV1N 19 dec
      3
    • Hugging my dick with a fist
      gtrslt 19 dec
      3
    • Putting the “lmao” afterwards to project you are just humorous and relatable when in reality you are deflecting the core issue. The lack of waluigi in your life.
      3
    • Yes but asking for a hug is much easier than asking for sex.
      LeTacoDaddy 19 dec
      4
    • You ever masturbate to the idea of cuddling your crush?like not even fuck,just lying in bed with them and hugging them.
      r_incel 19 dec
      3
    • This post
      ToxicRice 19 dec
      3
    • Get a weighted blanket
      NASTYxCHROME 21 dec
      2
    • You might not be able to hug yourself for you sure as hell can hang yourself
      2
    • I’ve been told that I give amazing hugs(I don’t really know what that means, a hug is a hug right?) but I’ve been out of a relationship so long now I haven’t given or received any hugs in months and I’d love to get that again:(
      BcWhyNot 20 dec
      2
    • Can't crave a hug when you don't get any
      SirLight 20 dec
      2
    • Do you ever just forget about the new swipe to like and tap on the dude's name
      basyers 20 dec
      2 1
    • The warmth.
      SirFuckwad 20 dec
      2
    • You can hand-hug your dick
      2 1
    • I get hugged so little that when I'm actually hugged I don't know how to react
      2
    • You can if you have a straitjacket...
      2
    • I have literally never craved a hug
      hharper66 19 dec
      2
    • Craving for just a friend is the worst because thats when you cant go any lower
      adorably 19 dec
      2
    • I'm not used to any physical contact so yeah....
      enzoman 19 dec
      2
    • But isn't jerking off like a hug for your dick?
      2
    • Hug a pillow dumb shit
      paimt 19 dec
      2
    • I hug my penis one handed all the time!!
      Mindfreak 19 dec
      2
    • Guess you never been in a straight jacket before
      linser3 19 dec
      3 1
    • Hug a pillow or a dog
      PiousPuddle 19 dec
      2
    • Wheres the funny
      SanoBoss 19 dec
      2
    • I just want to hear my ex gf say she loves me and that she is sorry
      NanoSec0nd 19 dec
      2
    • Masturbating is way different than sex
      FromAtoZach 19 dec
      2 2
    • I've been craving some friends for years now
      ThatHendyGuy 19 dec
      2 1
    • This is gonna sound sad af, but throughout high school, whenever I felt really lonely (which happened more often than I would like to admit) I would just hug my pillow and try not to cry.
      2 1
    • This hurts so bad because its true. I have all the porn I could ever want I don't give a shit about sex anymore. I just want someone to cuddle while she runs her fingernails through my hair and that's not something you will ever get from porn
      Number1Incel 19 dec
      2 3
    • Get a body pillow or a converter and hug those, preferably after they've been in the dryer for a while.
      MichaeLemon 19 dec
      2
    • Sex is great, but cuddling is amazing
      PapaCrust 19 dec
      2
    • At least I can hug my dog.
      TDiddles 19 dec
      2 1
    • I’ll hug you. I’ll hug all y’all. I ain’t afraid of love. I got too much. Muah. ❤️👍🏻
      2
    • Get a weighted blanket
      2
    • I can't fall asleep unless I cuddle a pillow and imagine its a person 👉😎👉
      2 10
    • Yes please, I go home from college in a day and finally get to hold my girlfriend after almost two months
      2
    • You can hug yourself with a rope =)
      ZethTD 19 dec
      2 1
    • They have hug pillows. .... Which you can either strap a dildo or cut a hole. So, you get hug and sex
      chrisbobson 19 dec
      2
    • I literally hooked up with the sweetest guy recently, we cuddled afterwards and I felt like I just had no worries.
      KingOfNerds5 19 dec
      2
    • don’t hug me i’m scared
      GucciWang 19 dec
      2
    • The best hug I've ever had was in a dream
      2 1
    • Who the fuck craves a hug?
      Heron 19 dec
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    • I am craving a kiss rn
      A_Elle99 19 dec
      2 2
    • I can honestly say I’ve never craved a hug.
      Jrasen 19 dec
      2
    • What the shit?! I didn't want a hug until now...
      2 1
    • id honestly rather get a fucking girlfriend than to have sex
      Spicy_Memer 19 dec
      2
    • Kinda sad actually been just imagining some girl to just have her head and hand on my chest and be cuddling , guess I can just dream 😂😭
      gbaby5 19 dec
      2
    • I just want to cuddle someone...
      2
    • I’m in a long distance relationship and this is honestly the worst part of it
      Zarinari 19 dec
      2
    • I can disagree I have hugged myself with a pocket pussy
      Iceyspeture 19 dec
      2
    • I don't like women. I am attracted to them, but I do not like them. They make everything more complicated than it has to be. Plus, they bleed out of their vagina. disgusting.
      IsaiahDryg 19 dec
      2
    • This is some deep shit, but high key too true
      fusion_Hf 19 dec
      2
    • SlayMee 19 dec
      2
    • I always cuddle myself after masturbating. I’m a gentleman.
      Batnam 19 dec
      2
    • All I want is a hug
      wakafrippi 19 dec
      2
    • Lonely boy hours
      _SarahLyons_ 19 dec
      2
    • Everyone should report Bubius
      DaBestPug 24 dec
      1
    • no faqqot stfu
      1
    • Hug after you fuck
      1 1
    • Just end something deep with lmao to make it a little less real
      chazza1414 20 dec
      1
    • If you have a dog you can hug your dog
      thecatfish 20 dec
      1
    • My hand can hug my dick so that kinda counts
      ryancb1130 20 dec
      1
    • I can confirm that this post is true
      1
    • A hug from your mom.... but she passed away years ago. In your last call with her you told her not to come by because you were tired, a half an hour later she dies from an asthma attack.
      HOLLOW1CHIGO 20 dec
      1
    • Hence dogs
      1
    • Just turn the shower on to the temperature of hell and lie down wrapped in a towel
      Send_Halp 19 dec
      1
    • Instead of telling people to go fuck the selves imma start tellin them to go hug tgemselves
      free_bananaz 19 dec
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    • It's sad boi hours
      1
    • What if you’re a quadruple amputee
      GotHEMI 19 dec
      1
    • Male masturbation IS hugging yourself
      1
    • Become a professional cuddler
      drfake 19 dec
      1
    • Yeah I feel this
      Approxy 19 dec
      1
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