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    • When you get a gun and they tell you it's yours and to maintain it every day yeah you would be the same way
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    • M2 browning 50 cal. Heavy as fuck.
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    • Join the Army today and erase shit stains off the planet today! Also try the Marines, they aren't half bad
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    • The M2 50 cal. Everyone loves this beautiful weapon. If you don't love this weapon, then you're a fucking retard.
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    • Morgan Freeman voice: “So let me get this straight... you want to be loved more than a marine loves his rifle? Good luck.”
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    • The mussy
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    • .50 cal :O :)
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    • The media: as you can see here, this is an AR-15 with a 10000000000000000 round clip magazine shell. This is why we have to ban AR-15s because their sole purpose is to kiII people in mass number like is schools, malls, concerts and sporting events. LOOK AT HOW DEADLY IT LOOKS!!!!
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    • Who wouldn't love a Browning M2HB .50 caliber machine gun that is capable of dispensing freedom at an alarming rate of fire?
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    • WHO TOUCH MY GUN
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    • Never seen a bmg with that short of a barrel jeez. . .
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    • Mars2 2 aug
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    • Fuck 50 cal. I’m a 2111 and those bitches are rough to disassemble
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    • Not gonna happen there’s a special bond between a man and his machine gun
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    • Machine gun pussy hit different always better though
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    • I still remembered this as the browning because of World at War
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    • Impossible. That’s a 50 cal. No mere human being can compare.
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    • Never gonna happen, a man who loves his gun loves nothing more than his gun
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    • I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my weapon.
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    • Difference is it only makes noise when prompted
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    • Like ya cut G
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    • Weapons 2 aug
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    • “I call ‘er Vera.”
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    • Mfw no air cooled, recoil operated, full auto, belt fed, closed bolt, crew served machine gun GF
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    • That’s taken at the cages where I work
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    • How in the hell is that gun still in use? Wasn’t it designed in 1920?
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    • Huh, never seen a heat guard like that on a 50.
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    • Ma Deuce
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    • That’s a automatic grenade launcher put on humvees
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    • Knowing the army... You really don't wanna be loved that way...
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    • That machine gun is a not a virgin, just a light press of a butterfly and she goes off...
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    • Jewel 2 aug
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    • Forbidden flesh light
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    • That "machine gun" is missing barrel.
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    • Can it fire in that state
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    • Protect him and be loyal to him then, like it is ✊🏼
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    • IMPOSSIBLE
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    • Never gonna happen
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    • New snub nose m2
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    • This is my rifle, this is my gun, this ones for fighting, this ones for fun.
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    • That guy:
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    • I didn't realize you were allowed to have the cookie cutter douche haircut in the military
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    • No woman can ever give a man the same feeling as when does a full auto mag dump
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    • military grade fleshlight
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    • You'll never have that
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    • 2 comments ooo weeeeee
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    • How could you not love a decked out browning m1919?
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    • Gunpeople are gay
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    • It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds.
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    • I know that dude, hes a marine that just finished his service, great guy
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    • Dude that boy is like 45% neck! Mfr out here looking like Beetlejuice
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    • crayon
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    • That man just finished making love to that gun no one is gonna love you that much
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    • Browning...worth the love...
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    • That's not possible. It is a .50 Cal. The 50 is life
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    • At lease machine guns are loyal
      SWAl 5 aug
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    • The Ma duece is a special kind of love
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    • That’s an M2
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    • Here come all the boots and "weapons experts" letting us all know what the gun. Even though a good percentage of everyone here already knows what it is
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    • Why tho
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    • Never seen a browning with that small of a barrel before.
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    • Nice gun!
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    • Someones gonna be browning later on
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    • Make it thru a war with me and i'll love you the same goes for any gender race or creed ect. Some ppl think they deserve love and trust off the bat earn what u get
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    • I just want a machine gun that I can love like this
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    • The best thing about enlisting nowadays is that I got to keep my haircut. Well, some of it anyway. Long story
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    • Impossible
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    • Dude I’d love that machine gun like he loves that machine gun
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    • I bet that’s loud as fuck
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    • Never happen
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    • Missing the barrel
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    • hah. good luck
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    • Why the fuck is the barrel so short jesus christ if it was possible to hip fire it good bye arms
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    • I’ll take the gun rather then you
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    • There are many like it but this one is mine
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    • I want HIM to love me like he loves that machine gun
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    • That’s a Ma Deuce. No one will ever love you as much as a Marine loves a Ma Deuce.
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    • Gun freaks are disgusting
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    • Hell yeah browning is a great machine gun
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    • Homie got them danners, and they fuckin mid bloused? Not motarded, not shitbagular, juuuuust in the sweet spot, if not a teensy bit low
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    • That’s not a machine gun...
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    • Be a corpsman they said. Theyll respect you they said. Now look at me, 19 years old and trying to figure out how to get some grunt's CLP covered dick unstuck from a barrel.
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    • Who needs a girl when you have that thing
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    • Well he is in the military your gun is your only freind
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    • At least that won’t betray me
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    • Correct me if I'm wrong but that bit weighs like 80 pounds right?
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    • Bet you that gun gets TLC. Still gonna jam every 5th round
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    • I'm a simple man. I just want a dedicated room called the armory housing enough weapons, firearms and survival kits to supply a small militia. Is that too much to ask for?
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    • Be a machine gun.
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    • You could, but you're too busy blowing the entire football team and chasing after guys named Brett with 3 secret relationships.
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    • That's not going to happen lol
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    • Maaaaa Deuce
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    • Army guys are cute
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    • Nobody will ever love you as much as a marine loves his weapons. Sorry just not possible.
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