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    • I'd help Indians before I'd help the chinese
      ilunachan 27 jun
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    • I want to live to see the ccp eat shit in my lifetime. I want to see those fuckers pay for Tiananmen and hong kong
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    • cHiNa WoUlD oBlItErAtE uS tHoUgH
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    • Shit I'm ready, China has it coming anyways, and I'd rather die in battle than rot away at some 9-5 desk job
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    • Fuck it I’m ready to fight against communism
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    • Nah 100% I’d fight with India
      Powr 28 jun
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    • I rather be fighting in the American Civil War coming up then fighting China for India
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    • I want to conquer china and make it America 2
      NotDrunk 28 jun
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    • You bet your ass I’d answer the call to kiII communists, just like my grandfather and uncles before me
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    • 71% of American males between the age of 17 to 24 can’t meet that basic requirements for any military branch... yalls okay I promise. 😂
      DDawg_1 28 jun
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    • tiktok vs t-series, let them kll each other
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    • Reminder that the CCP in war is more likely to nuke their own cities than ours. Hell in WWII they blew up a dam to stop the Japanese advance and over a million people died from flooding.
      Flex 28 jun
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    • 1 million active duty and over 850,000 in the reserves, y’all won’t get drafted don’t worry
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    • Me currently at AIT
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    • If they unsub from tseries sure
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    • The problem is the CCP is so fucking stubborn that if this does happen and gets to the point where they know they are losing. They would use their nukes in the end if they’re still active
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    • good thing i have an extensive mental health history haha
      Joints 27 jun
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    • Mmmm yes let me leave my crumbling country to die for India
      SailCath 28 jun
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    • As an American we are glad to help. We’ll being cheering you guy on from the sidelines!
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    • I would be 100% supportive of helping India. Cause fuck China. And I'm a 20 year old man that will be drafted if it starts.
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    • India is also Russias closest military ally. China going to get McGangbanged.
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    • Nothing will come of this, India is part of the commonwealth plus it receives insane amounts of military, nuclear, infrastructure, and industrial support from the Russians. China wouldn’t risk pissing off the Russians and NATO at the same time
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    • Better to have an ally like India with us than against us. This would curb Russian participation as India and Russia have very strong ties. I only see a win win with this situation. Maybe next we can liberate EU aswell
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    • Fuck it I’m down
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    • Fuck india. Super power by 2020 is a joke
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    • India vs China would be one hell of a war
      dolce 29 jun
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    • Me, remembering how the US said we'd protect Ukraine if they gave up their nukes to Russia, then when Russia invaded Ukraine the US was like, "LMAO that you'd believe we would help you haha."
      Propelli 29 jun
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    • They made T-Series sooo no
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    • I hope not. Fuck those scamming red dot fuckers. Every time I hear bout them it’s scamming some old lady on computer
      2rawwww 28 jun
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    • C'mon bruh I hate china as much as any sane person but I ain't tryna have two WW3 scares in the same year
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    • This country could kiss my ass if it thinks I'm fighting for it. I'm waiting for civil war 2
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    • I dont hate china,just the government
      icydude 30 jun
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    • India banned tik tok and a bunch of other Chinese apps from their country
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    • Fuck both of them China is a communist shithole and India is a incredibly dirty and overpopulated shithole that polluted the world more than anybody
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    • Um no. Indian and the US have never been able to develop a close relationship because India has always partnered more with the USSR / Russia.
      whiskey 28 jun
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    • Atleast our generation would have a reason to exist
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    • we 100% will, and if y'all think we won't, you're pussies. this is what china has been after for decades. shit, after since the end of ww2 basically. why do you think holloywood and sports stars won't stand against China (you, LeBron).. its cuz they trying to buy America. its slowly working..
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    • Lol all these iFunny fat ass kids can’t join. Especially most of today’s generation
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    • Why would we help India? All they do is try to scam us with those fucking robocalls
      B_O_A_H 28 jun
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    • the united states has a civil war brewing, im not gonna help customer service when i need to shovel my fuckin doorstep
      ATexanGuy 28 jun
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    • I suppose but can it wait till after 2020
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    • Anyone who says fuck India is clearly either a) a communist sympathizer of b) a retard
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    • Any chance we get to fuck over the Chinese is a chance we should take
      NerdSalsa 28 jun
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    • Fuck India them scam callin ass Asians
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    • I think some of y’all are forgetting, the Chinese government and those that support them are your enemies, not the average Chinese citizen. They’re just trying to live their lives and avoid having their organs harvested.
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    • Nah. You’re on your own. India is the only country I actually dislike. What they do to little children is worse then animals.
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    • India, your food blows my asshole away but I'll still answer your call for help
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    • Ok guys no we have way too much money sunk into both sides if this war happened it would be economic suicide for most of the planet if two giant globally involved nations fight
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    • India and Russia are closer militarily. Someone would need to give us a valid reason to join. I'm sure the general population is against joining what could easily turn into WW3.
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    • I love we live in a world where on here you can write fuck but not k i l l or n a z i
      capncook 29 jun
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    • As long as India helps with North Korea
      wilcoh 28 jun
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    • Fuck it, I’ll help India because I want watch China getting curbed stomped.
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    • "SEAL Team 6 installing Democracy"
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    • Normally I would say fuck war I don’t wanna die for a dumb cause but this...this I would fight for fuck China
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    • Ramirez! Take out the Chinese government!
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    • Our boys always help us with IT issues so we bout to help them whoop ass
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    • That's what india believes, but hey they have enough pop. Not our problem.
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    • Whew, just turned 26 this year
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    • I never thought I’d see the day that SyriaC got featured. The guy who sends Anne frank porn got featured
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    • If it benefits Israel in any way, then yes, we will help in the war
      brizza 28 jun
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    • Everyone block SyriaC
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    • If India wants to fuckin fight China let’s do it. I’ll get my fat ass up and fight it. The amount of people who are suffering in China due to the governments reign?
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    • Lmao if you think im going to war for some indians
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    • If I can't drink, smoke, or buy a handgun I'm sure as hell not about to be drafted.
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    • I’d like nothing more than to beat China back into the dirt where it belongs.
      xMenace 28 jun
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    • What is the CCP?
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    • China is an F tier country
      sillyfire 28 jun
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    • AirplaneFact!: I'm willing to die to get rid of china
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    • If it meant China will finally crumble, then I’m in
      McDrip 29 jun
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    • Not our battle not our business.
      JibberX 28 jun
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    • I'm down to k!ll the Chinese government supporters
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    • Women can be drafted now as well
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    • OhioOhio 28 jun
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    • As we should. I’m kinda getting tired of China’s shit
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    • How the fuck did SyriaC get featured
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    • Wait let's start some scammy call centers and call Indian numbers and tell them they are going to be invaded but if they pay us will stop them and protect us.
      Alpha_Zed 28 jun
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    • Fuck it, I'll get involved. The only good commie is one that's dead.
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    • You act like I got something to lose
      Viper127 28 jun
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    • If both end up ki11ing each other completely (I know it probably won’t go that far) the world population would decrease by over 2 BILLION and with how everyone is saying that we need population control just let them have at it
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    • I ain’t fighting for punjeet street shitters
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    • Let’s not start the whole WW3 thing again. We aren’t helping India with their personal problems and we know better than to fight China. Not that we’d lose, but because they make all of our stuff. Chill out people.
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    • I would help india way before China China is on the bottom of the shit list it's the sewer of the earth.
      lojan7 29 jun
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    • I’d rather fight my own gov, thx
      parker616 29 jun
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    • Its not really funny because we don't know what the hell we are gonna end up seeing or experiencing if there is a conflict that involves a draft.
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    • I hope they don't try to bring us into it
      Fake_Taxi 28 jun
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    • A SyriaC feature? Woah
      _Vostok_ 28 jun
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    • not only is a civil war probably gonna break out soon, but america wouldn’t be able to step in because it’s run by corporations who buy from china and cut millions of costs by outsourcing to india. personally, i want india gone first
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    • China would get clapped 90% of all chinas oil shipping goes through the straight of Malay India could just blockade it because it’s so close to India also South East Asian countries have border disputes with China and will problems jump in with India Taiwan will also hop in. The XI Provence of China
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    • I hate India more than China. Chinese may be racist and imperialistic, but that’s a right of passage for superpowers. Indians are just filthy and lazy. Indians from India I mean, Indians who leave to become doctors or engineers in the west are very hardworking.
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    • No way I’m getting drafted to India for some stupid border shit
      Konflikt 27 jun
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    • There's been a 6 month delay but perhaps it is now time for ww3?
      bluechaz 29 jun
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    • Indians gonna be like “didn’t we get that guy yesterday?”
      WHEEZXP 29 jun
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    • I mean the US probably will. We been waiting for them to give us a reason
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    • Fuck India fight your own battles
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    • AND THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, LETS FUCK CHINA BOYS, NO LUBE!
      MATT_526 28 jun
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    • Why the fuck would we help India. Fuck India
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