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    • My parents just always said I wasn't allowed to eat it raw so I still dont. Gotta make them proud somehow
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      • Salmonella is on the egg shell, not in the egg
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        • What you have to do is slowly build up your tolerance by eating a little bit more cookie dough each time. Soon you'll be able to eat a fucking carton of it and be fine
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                • Why do hardcore athletes eat raw eggs for protein but the second you slap that shit in some cookie dough it's death?
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                  • Americans are born with the ‘lead-belly’ feat, which grants a higher immunity to minor food poisoning but makes us more prone to obesity
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                    • *dEeP brEAtH*
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                      • I never understand why people worry so much about diseases in raw or undercooked foods (other than raw pork/chicken just cuz that’s slimy and nasty). If God wants me to get salmonella than I’m gettin salmonella. Until then I’m eatin all my food the way I eat pussy, raw with a spork.
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                        • Holt shit a feature that's not a fucking video
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                          • Can everyone pause on the debate about the flour and focus on the fact that the first person thinks it’s an unpopular opinion to eat cookie dough raw??? 99.99% of people are ok with eating raw dough, and actually prefer it.
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                            • In baking you can replace an egg with I think it's 1/2 a cup of apple sauce
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                              • I’ve tried “safe” cookie dough and it doesn’t taste quite the same. Maybe it’s the lack of danger that makes it not taste as good
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                                • Finally, a meme that isn’t a goddamn video.
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                                  • Salmonella is only in the white and yellow parts, so i just eat the red parts
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                                    • That's not an unpopular opinion, Dylan is a dumbass
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                                      • Unfucking popular????
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                                        • Are we just going to ignore that this guy thinks eating cookie dough raw is an unpopular opinion?
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                                          • Has anyone actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough? Or are they just trying to keep my from living my life?
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                                            • I faked being sick for a week in fall 2017 so I could stay home and play Destiny 2 and my mom scheduled a doctors appointment so the day before I drank 12 raw eggs hoping one would give me salmonella
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                                              • A few people get sick 70 years ago and we still tell people not to eat cookie dough. Even though the sanitation process of food in the us has come a long way
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                                                • Watch some porn before work.
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                                                  • Yesterday I ate two pieces of cookie dough in front of my grandma and she went “oh my god you’re a walking on the edge girl!!” And when I asked her why it was so bad she went “YOU’LL GET SICK DUMBASS!!” She’s precious
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                                                    • I remember going to japan and my friend cracking a raw egg straight out the fridge onto his rice putting soy sauce and just devouring it.
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                                                      • At most 1 in a million eggs have salmonella and it’s on the outside of the shell not the inside. You could eat a raw egg every single day and you’d die of old age before you get salmonella from it. I’ve been eating raw eggs for years. Eat as much god damn cookie dough as you want
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                                                        • First off if imma have to cook the damn flour why the hell wouldn't I just cook the damn cookie dough
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                                                          • I eat raw cookie dough all the time. I’ve never gotten sick. It’s so much better raw. Actual baked cookies are what you do with the leftovers.
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                                                            • Who the fuck doesnt eat flour straight from the bag? Is that like, not a thing?
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                                                              • Parent's lie. They aslo also convinced everyone that driving with the interior light on is illegal.
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                                                                • Honestly even if you could get salmonella from cookie dough people can fuck off. I lf you want to eat cookie dough and risk it yourself, you should be able to. You do you.
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                                                                  • Who hasn't tried a bit of flour for shits and giggles?
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                                                                    • ive never once gotten sick from eating cookie dough, and I used to eat papa murphey's cookie dough like anus
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                                                                      • Don't be a pussy just eat the cookie dough
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                                                                        • Bruh the fucking point of me eating cookie dough is I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO BAKE SOMETHING. This defeats that purpose
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                                                                          • Lmao did they really say that the Americans are the one with the salmonella on our eggs. Boi in America we clean the egg shells which gets rid of that risk it’s those dumb ass Europeans that don’t. The only reason they don’t is because it makes the eggs last longer but have a risk of salmonella
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                                                                            • Your chances of getting salmonella from raw eggs are slim to none, my father and grandfather have 6 raw eggs for breakfast every day for the last 45 years. Neither have every had salmonella.
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                                                                              • "Why... why are you eating flour straight from the bag?"
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                                                                                • Germans don’t get that any egg in the US has to travel 5 times the length of their country to get to most places here.
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                                                                                  • When i was like 12 i ate an entire gallon sized tub of cookie dough over the span of a month or two. Gross i know but i somehow didn’t get sick lmao
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                                                                                    • *cuts to PewDiePie eating gfuel right out of the container*
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                                                                                      • “ *deep breath* “
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                                                                                        • It's like a 1/20,000 of a chance of getting it from an egg. You can chill, probly wont get it.
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                                                                                          • My mom is starting to question where the flour is and y i dont eat.
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                                                                                            • Yo I fucked with Salmonella once as a toddler, I’ll beat his ass again. No one will stop me from my lifelong goal of chugging every yolk in existence
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                                                                                              • I’m just gonna eat cookie dough..
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                                                                                                • Who doesn't eat flower straight feom the bag?
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                                                                                                  • Great. Now that the videos are done with, I finally find an image. But it’s tumblr.
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                                                                                                    • salmonella is in the egg shell retards
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                                                                                                      • Mankind has spent centuries on building advancing and revolutionizing technology in order for us to see those words.
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                                                                                                        • I wonder how that would work as a dildo
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                                                                                                          • Story time! So my parents actually used to buy my brothers and I those EXACT tubes of cookie dough (I’m pretty sure that’s just the Walmart brand) and then we’d each get a third of the tube and that was just our own little desert for whenever we felt like it and it was FUCKING GREAT
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                                                                                                            • Salmonella grows in the whites of the egg, that is where the protein is, the yolk is just fats, alot of cookie recepies i have seen in a profesional kitchens only use egg yolks
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                                                                                                              • Idk eating flower just makes me feel some type of way
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                                                                                                                • They taste better if you just fucking bake them. Like are you that impatient to where you can’t wait thirty minutes-1 hour for cookies you fat fuck?
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                                                                                                                  • Buncha idiots.
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                                                                                                                    • nigga did eat it like an entire burrito
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                                                                                                                      • I thought this would never end
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                                                                                                                        • Why do Europeans and Asians not know about salmonella?
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                                                                                                                          • It’s crazy to think how much food wouldn’t be available if some brave man didn’t look at a birds shelled period and think, imma eat it without the baby inside
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                                                                                                                              • Dude they ferment eggs in childrens piss in some asain contries. I'm not worried about the risk of salmonella.
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                                                                                                                                • Chickens poop salmonella
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                                                                                                                                  • Eat raw flour? Sometimes I just snort it like coke
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                                                                                                                                    • Store bought cookie dough is safe for consumption. Homemade (not like this advice) has too many risks involved. I did my research last time I made cookies
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                                                                                                                                      • Since when is it an unpopular opinion that eating cookie dough is worth the risk?
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                                                                                                                                        • Rollercoaster of a post
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                                                                                                                                          • There’s a lot of shit that has salmonella and E. coli on it that we don’t even think about. The problem is you don’t know until you have it, so live your life. Eat that cookie dough. Drink that raw wheat. Do you.
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                                                                                                                                            • That’s not an unpopular opinion at all
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                                                                                                                                              • If you have to bake the flour you might as well just bake the pre-made dough
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                                                                                                                                                • Salmonella is a preventable disease that animals are born with. Some european countries have eradicated the disease via vaccinating the animals. Americans refuse to do this for some reason that probably involves food industry lobbying.
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                                                                                                                                                    • Still gonna eat the cookie dough
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                                                                                                                                                        • Ha! There's a homestuck fucker at the bottom... So they still do exist. I'm not the only one!
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                                                                                                                                                            • Why don't you just bake the fucking cookies
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                                                                                                                                                                • Lean in and sniff or DO NOT FART
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                                                                                                                                                                  • This remained funny from start to finish hahha
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                                                                                                                                                                    • You can also get E. Coli from eating ass
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Yeah, why eating flour straight from the bag? Have some class, get a spoon.
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Store bought dough has dried eggs so it lasts longer. This removes the risk of both Salmonella and E Coli. Boom, done.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • What is that dude talking about "ask Americans" last time I checked salmonella doesn't discriminate
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Gosh, you guys are afraid of everything. What's next, y'all gonna be afraid to eat bread? Oh wait....
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                                                                                                                                                                                • People who say *deep breath* on Tumblr like they're about to say something profound need to be lynched.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Omg just cook bake the fucking dough.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • But... But I've been making edible cookie dough for years and NO ONE TOLD ME TO COOK THE FUCKING FLOUR
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Thank you for this unfunny tumblr post
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Hell no we aren’t just about to skip over this dude eating the dough like a popsicle
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • My brothers and I have been eating raw cookie dough our entire lives, on top of countless other people in the world on top of those actually personally know. The risk of getting salmonella is so freakishly tiny it's not even worth worrying about. The people who worry about it or hypochondriacs
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Raw cookie dough is shit. Cookies are so much better.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • The egg thing only applies to unpasteurized eggs. Most eggs from grocery store are pasteurized
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Admit it or not, the dangerous element of eating raw cookie dough is most of the allure. It’s “forbidden fruit” as declared by our parents so cooking part and omitting eggs to make it safe kinda defeats the purpose
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • You don’t eat flour from the bag??????
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • "I will never eat raw eggs! It's so unsafe!" *spreads mayo on sandwich*
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Cookie dough is for impatient people who can’t wait for cookies ........Let the hate begin
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