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    • So is that considered a scat fetish then if you want their gold?
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    • jcom9070 29 mar
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    • Explains why they freak out when you try and steal it too. If someone ran into my house and grabbed a log outta my toilet I'd lose it.
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    • Mom found the poop cave
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    • if theyre belly was extremely hot, enough to create fusion reactions and make gold from the cow meat like the sun. it would also make sense for them to breathe fire if thats the case.
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    • No wonder they're always pissed. They literally shit bricks.
      Radtastyk 29 mar
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    • There not real I googled it
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    • Hey. W-w-why is a dragon eating sleeping on and protecting his....shit then....?
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    • So they just sit on huge mounds out their own shit
      Specia 29 mar
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    • jon_doe 29 mar
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    • So they live in their shit and try to protect their feces ok
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    • ... i think the humans put it there first and then the dragon is like "this is mine now. Thanks" isn't that how it worked in beowulf
      Serdaigle 30 mar
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    • Last i knew, every heart contains a little bit of gold, like nano grams. If enough hearts were harvested, gold could be made.
      Suvlakis 30 mar
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    • So Smaug from The Hobbit was sleeping under 100,000 tons of his own shit?
      JamX 29 mar
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    • Not to mention there isn't any poop in the lair
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    • Must be expensive as shit. Haha
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    • so dragons were ruining the economy? Those bastards
      MLGCorgo 29 mar
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    • Couldn’t you just befriend the dragon and have infinite gold AND a kickass dragon?
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    • Dragons get their gold basically through “protection money”. In other words, pay me to not kill you.
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    • Conclusion: Dragons turn cows into gold
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    • So they sleep in their own extrement and are above us on the food chain
      godarkex 30 mar
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    • Maybe they sell cows for gold
      Mrderp27 30 mar
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    • But do they shit just like gold nuggets or like full gold goblets and trays and stuff?
      JKeg 30 mar
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    • What if they eat the gold and when they return to their lair/den they puke it out like Rico
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    • Well actually I don't think they tend to collect gold so much as take over large treasure hordes in adulthood. Depends on the lore tho
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    • The game Lunar actually does this. You spend the tutorial-ish part trying to prove you are worthy for a dragon to give you one of his diamonds, and it's heavily implied it's just his shit.
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    • Conclusion: dragons have guts made out of philosopher's stones
      bqgin 29 mar
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    • I always assumed they ate people, horses, took bites out of carts carrying gold or gold items and when they "passed" it they would keep the shinny bits
      Felzspar 29 mar
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    • He’s right unfortunately
      Great001 29 mar
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    • Y'all remember the dragon from the Hobbit what a freak
      Eisenore 29 mar
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    • We never see dragons because dragons don't exist lol
      Diceman 29 mar
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    • So Smaug was sleeping in his own shit?
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    • Well technically they don't create it but they do shit it if a dragon eats you it's not exactly removing your armor gold etc so what's it passes it gets shat out
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    • So dragons just fucking hoarde their own excrement.
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    • So your saying the digestive tract of a dragon can do fusion and fission processes to turn organic materials into solid gold? That's way harder to understand than rocket science... I guess you're right that it isn't rocket science...
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    • They shit it out after they eat warriors, they digest everything else
      Skinn_boi 29 mar
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    • They eat gold because of the electric conductivity, it stimulates there ionic discharge glands. They eat full vaults of gold and recycle gold turds at home
      VGMcCloud 29 mar
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    • So they just shit golden chalices and armor?
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    • But why would the dragon try to protect it's shit so much
      flarbgoat 29 mar
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    • SAO Abridged anyone?
      LEG0man 29 mar
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    • Yeah and Bilbo doesn’t have to sift through centuries worth of dragon shit to find the Arkenstone so I guess it makes sense
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    • Its not regular science either
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    • Dragons have special alchemy techniques to turn cows into gold
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    • I know it's not gold that the dragon shits, I'm just saying Sao s1 ep7
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    • Or some spoiled rich prince had the idea of using a dragon as his own guard dog/safe?
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    • Different idea, they cough up gold like how cats cough up hair balls
      PotatoIce 29 mar
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    • How hot is it in a dragon's stomach to be able to fuse atoms together into gold?
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    • It's because dumbass RPG adventurers go into their lairs carrying gold and then the dragon kills them. Any good nerd knows this.
      mandk1234 29 mar
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    • Tell that to Smaug
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    • You simple peasant dragons amass there horde by stealing and getting it offered to them in return for not destroying whole kingdoms
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    • So then we should domesticate them so that they produce gold that we can harvest? I guess that would cause the value of gold to plummet while also making obtaining gold a lot less cool.
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    • I used to read a lot about dragons when I was a kid. Theyll eat the gold in order to grow their scales back. They get it from all of the knights attempting to kill the dragon. The knights carry gold and so it just stacks up. That's what I remember at least.
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    • Then the dragon sees you stealing its poop and gets confused
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    • That explain Skyrim dragons carrying loot
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    • DnD and furry niggas: *fuck the dragon*
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    • You're telling me rappers have dragon shit on their teeth?
      JrkKnier 29 mar
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    • There is a shit ton of science I need to do now(no pun intended) I wanna see what it takes to turn beef into gold. There has got to be a chemical process that can do this.
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    • Someone needs to make a mod for Skyrim where you can trap another dragon, bring it meat, and collect gold from its ass.
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    • In certain minds, dragons consume the gold and regurgitate it when they get to their den.
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    • Or it’s cause that famous mythical creature being killed in a video game is considered a great feat and they wouldn’t just leave you with nothing
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    • My cow is full of gold
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    • Explain the Hobbit
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    • This adds a horrible layer of fetish to the majority of legends that say dragons suck on gold for the minerals...
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    • Well the thing about fantasy is that you can literally just make the shit up.
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    • Then why do they guard it
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    • In DnD dragons will actually eat their gold at the end of their life
      Xarxes 31 mar
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    • Everyone is poor because of the inflation that the dragon shitter's cause
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    • But it’s not giant nuggets of gold, it’s usually gold coins and artifacts
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    • So fafnir collected... Oh god
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    • Or the gold was already there and the dragon likes to chill by it because it knows some dumbass human is gonna try to get it. Free meal right at his door.
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    • Someone has never seen The Hobbit
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    • Dragons eat their gold to go to dragon heaven when they die
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    • So they are sleeping on their own giant piles of shit?
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    • The gold is stored in the cows
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    • Can we make this canon in Dungeons and Dragons?
      Slicerax 29 mar
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    • So dragons just live atop all their shit constantly?
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    • Alchemy
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    • But it's not like it just happens to be scattered around there lairs, they covet it, why would they covet something they can just shit out
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    • The cows are filled with gold
      Cyynderr 29 mar
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    • Or... Maybe the gold was already there and they moved in cuz of da shiny
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    • Then why would they defend their fecies from being cleaned up
      Martello 29 mar
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    • Or its offerings from people for the dragons. To not bru. Their shit down.
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    • They put it in their urethra.
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    • Actually, medieval paintings show dragons swallowing gold, then letting it fall out of their stomach through a flap on their belly.
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    • Are you suggesting that dragons are the secret to alchemy?
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    • Someone never read the hobbit
      Kyroe217 29 mar
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    • So dragons can turn cows into gold, while we just use them for burgers and milk....... I want to be a dragon
      Lowkey32 29 mar
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    • It would a lot more make sense if their lairs were full of diamonds since all the carbon from the cows would compress with all the heat and pressure in a dragon
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    • These dragons are destroying our economic systems
      Franshish 29 mar
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    • So that’s what toothless was doing try to shit gold for his girlfriend (slams head on the table)
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    • Then why do knights kill them your logic is flawed
      mnoah 29 mar
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    • See all you've proven to me is that cows are actually made of gold
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    • Well certain species may have created gold but in most myth and legend the dragons found caves with natural gem and gold ore veins or they plundered the gold reserves of either ppl or dwarfs
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    • Why do Dragons sleep on their own shit. They’re beautiful creatures that deserve better
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    • Same stories back this up. They say dragons eat metal and rocks containing metal and well as flesh the metal passes through leaving metal dragon shit
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