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    • This sounds a little bit too Mark of the Beast for my taste.
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    • I trust Elon but I’ll never have a chip in my head. If Jesus Christ himself came and gave me one I would refuse.
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    • Yess let elon musk brain chip us! He wont do anything bad he’s the funny meme guy
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    • Can neural chip run doom?
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    • As scary as this is, I'm also interested if this can improve someone's IQ or even just give someone photographic memory. Imagine being able to do complex math that only a calculator can do in your head, or have literal mental screenshots of important info.
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    • To everyone asking its supposed to help people with disabilities. Since humans brains work off of little electical signals this chip is supposed to create those signals to parts of the brain that no longer work properly and in hopes give it a so called "jump" start and in theory could help people
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    • Neuralink? Accel world time
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    • I dont trust like that
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    • Anyone ever heard of... the mark of the beast?
      FlRE 30 aug
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    • I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Musk could easily become like Lex Luthor if he really wanted to
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    • The year is 2027. A hacker has used the Neuralink chip to control the minds of everyone with one equipped. I am the leader of a small resistance militia, trying to free the world from the Emperor's control.
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    • Fuck thst what if they track your every movment
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    • Ready player one just make that please. Also to where we can make real money
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    • Elon Musk brings back the Confederacy just so he can buy more slaves to mine cobalt
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    • I like Elon but I'm not gonna put his chip in me
      PigBenis0 30 aug
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    • Nah, I've seen kingsman
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    • Can we order 66 the entirety of US congress?
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    • *Everyone starts fortnight dancing*
      MemeSir 30 aug
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    • This tech will drastically improve many people's lives, BBCIs are hype, but scary
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    • PorkSword 30 aug
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    • I will never let anyone chip me
      Durandal 30 aug
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    • Telepathy time
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    • Wait so Elon does this and its okay, but Bill Gates says the word chip and you're all foaming at the mouth, short circuiting??
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    • Warcross fans rise up
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    • Bro I don't trust that shit
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    • Order 666
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    • Neural link? Damn, I can pilot a Titan with that
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    • The great government purge
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    • It got FDA approval
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    • Yeah I'm never putting a chip in my head and if I get one forced into head well I already have a pact with a guy to take each other's out made that shit years ago
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    • Elon musk is scared of ai he wouldn’t do shit to us
      Red_Drum 31 aug
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    • Fuck this !!! I wanna be a human
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    • Don't care if something could go wrong, I want to be in an epic video game.
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    • i will never accept a chip. i don't care what it's for. i'm not having it.
      Kasagure 31 aug
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    • Thankfully it's optional and you can get it in within an hour, and take it back out within an hour. It's some really cool stuff, but with future plans to put the wires even deeper in the brain, the possibility for some hacker to piggyback off your phone and hijack your brain is scary
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    • I like Elon musk and all but there's no way I'm letting anyone put a damn chip in me. I could care less how good they say itd be for me I'm not chancing that shit.
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    • I think ellon musk is actively trying to become Tony stark. Just saying neural chips electric cars, space x.
      firefox49 30 aug
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    • I will do what I must....... pulls out lightsaber in front of a elementary school *
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    • I might get a brain chip... if it was open source and I had total control over it, and even then I’d be pretty wary
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    • Fuck no im not letting a billionare chip my fucking brain with his computer! Who the fuck okayed this at all?!
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    • That's great and all, but what we really wanna is; how did he get his hairline back??
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    • It’s 2057. brain chips are very common and commercially successful. You haven’t talked to your friend in a while so you contact him telepathically. After a minute of silence you suddenly hear Rick Astleys never gonna give you up. Fuck You mark I just wanted to talk.
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    • This is sus as hell
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    • Elon musk is the antichrist? Never saw it coming
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    • I love Elon Musk bit there is NO WAY ON EARTH I’m getting a chip implant. Nope, just no. No way
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    • All hail Plankton
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    • No matter what I am not letting anyone put a chip in my brain, you're fucking insane if you would trust ANYONE with that
      makabee 30 aug
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    • Never gonna happen
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    • Watch the vid before making all these crazy claims dude it’s actually revolutionary tech that’s going to help a lot of people
      xexima 30 aug
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    • I like Musk but im nit letting someone chip me
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    • Yo that chip looks like a jack. Serious Matrix vibes. Elon is going develop sentient robots and the events of the Animatrix are a prophecy.
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    • I could care less on what happens to me if I were to get one.
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    • Christians everywhere: oh god no, not Elon
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    • I really want an audio implant, to experience perfect music without bad headphones nor acoustics getting in the way. :O Of course, this is quickly followed by pumping advertising into your head. >:(
      MlemFox 30 aug
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    • Order 69
      Great001 30 aug
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    • I am in full fuckin support
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    • Order 66: make all ✡ not alive
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    • “kill all the black people”
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    • He might be the villain in this grand story
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    • Kingsmen
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    • Chip me daddy, I want to be one with the singularity, so many voices so that I can never be alone again
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    • If daddy musk gave me a chip in my head to live longer and execute order 66 than sign me up
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    • LINK START
      Em76 2 sep
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    • To be comoletely honest, I actually would trust that from Elon Musk.
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    • Why would he though? Making something like this is a bad idea and anyone in power could try to take advantage of it.
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    • Sign me up for Elon for emperor
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    • Biologically modified humans will beat death and human limitation it is the future
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    • got a shearling on
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    • Good soldiers follow orders
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    • I wouldn’t put that thing in my head if God himself gave it to me
      N8F8 1 sep
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    • It would be nice to just push a button and roast people's brain. He just has to say there too many people and gg
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    • This reminds me of the book Feed...
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    • I don’t really care, if it can make you smarter then cut my head open and slap one of those baby in there
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    • Elon musk is our tony stark
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    • Real shit this is fucking scary. All of the major corporations, social media giants and the government already invade our internet privacy every fucking day and we're constantly monitored and now this shit is happening? What we have to get our thoughts invaded too?
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    • hamer51 1 sep
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    • Fuck it, get an RFID chip as well you morons
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    • man if this shit let u like deep dive into video games i would tbh. fuck it
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    • Yeah I’d be okay with getting one, but way, way, way, waaaaaay later down the road once they’re made relatively safe from any bugs hacks or glitches.
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    • He’s going to use the mask method. Make a fake problem, say chips are mandatory in most places, and have sheep shame others for not having a brain chip.
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    • Tbh it depends, can it run doom?
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    • Order 69
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    • I will die before I get technology implanted into my body.
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    • Damnit, that means Elon is the antichrist.... dang I liked him
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    • I want this to happen
      Czise 1 sep
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    • Against who? Is it that fucker Bezos? If so, it will be done my lord.
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    • I'd really doubt the chip having the power to kiIl you since it's only taking readings at the moment but if it did help people with disabilities that would be a huge step in a good direction (and Tesla stock would go up)
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    • Yeah. No. Chip is the mark of the beast bro
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    • He's save the earth
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    • Imagine being able to close your eyes and access the Internet in your mind. You can watch porn just by closing your eyes
      Bemoray 1 sep
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    • That’s literally the plot of Kingsmen
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    • It will be done my lord
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    • Honestly I love Elon and support everything he does but there is no way in hell i’m getting a chip in my brain.
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    • Listen to the Limetown podcast, goes over that exact scenario.
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    • Sounds scary, I love it.
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    • If after all this Elon turned out to be another palpatine, that would be a great story.
      BlastOff 1 sep
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    • Ngl, the girls from cuties are actually kinda cute, if you’re NOT attracted to them you’re probably just some incel freak who’s never had sex
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