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    • Dungle a month
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    • As someone who has owned chickens in my childhood, I can confirm they infact will not
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    • Yeah a good amount of farm animals can be fairly vicious/savage. Pigs will eat you if fall into their pen, even if you're not dead. Some chicken's are extremely aggressive. But I'm not a farmer so feel free to correct me.
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    • I own chickens and I can assure you they will run from the sound of a strong wind. Roosters on the other hand fear no god and will challenge anything to battle to the death
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    • Chickens are chickens! a cock in the other hand... will funk you up!
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    • They are dinosaurs...
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    • Chickens are omnivores too, once they get a taste for meat they get addicted. I've heard stories of chickens eating rats down to the bone, and turkeys swallowing small animals whole
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    • No the fuck they wont
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    • I raised chickens for years as a kid. There is nothing in this world more determined and without fear than a hungry chicken.
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    • That’s a rooster my dudes
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    • Chicken no. Rooster yes.
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    • Chickens are cannibals
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    • Thought that chicken said bruh
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    • I have a fear of roosters because one chased me. I was 7...now i’m 14, and I STILL get scared when a rooster comes even a little close to me.
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    • One day we woke up to see that, the little hen house in the back of the yard was a mess. A chicken and a fox had been battling to death. Blood and Feathers everywhere
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    • It's because they're generally very skittish, only the dominant roosters are aggressive
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    • Peter griffin knows that
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    • Its kinda sad of u get fucked by a chicken ur not showing your the dominant species and they call cowards chickens bc chickens normally run away from shit
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    • They'll try to avoid you at all costs but if shit gets real they can throw down
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    • He wakes me up by pecking at my window in the morning then I go outside just for him to attack me
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    • Chickens are the most feared creatures in Legend of Zelda
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    • A Rooster, yea they’ll fight you to the bloody end. A hen? In my experience nah, unless they’re sick and you’re trying to move them they won’t even peck at you.
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    • Have you ever meet a chicken?
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    • Roosters do that. Chickens are pussies. Roosters are pit bulls.
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    • Bok bok here’s comes the glock
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    • If you're really curious, at one point in England "chicken" became slang for a young girl. Because of that "chick" is slang for a girl. So when they're saying don't be a chicken, they really mean don't be a little girl and man up.
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    • Roosters will fuck you up. A chicken will panic if you look at it
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    • I watched a chicken peck the back of her own sister’s skull off.
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    • I actually don’t mind the porn in the early comments it gives me something to fap to while I wait for funny comments
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    • One time I was at a friends house and they had a rooster that liked to attack people. When it got near me it tried to attack me so I got a trash can lid and hit the rooster with it
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    • Chickens are also cannibalistic, and a small flock can easily take down an adult male, should they choose to.
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    • I've met a chicken and they can be vicious as fuck
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    • Raised on a farm at first. If you let a cock push around you’re a pussy. Grab it by the neck and smack it firmly on the toosh like a child
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    • Chickens are omnivores
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    • "Have you ever MEET a chicken"
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    • Thats a rooster
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    • Chickens are total pussies
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    • Most chickens run the fuck away from you some dumb shits will fight and get drop kicked in to next Tuesday but those are the exception not the rule
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    • Chicken
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    • Is that one of the chickens that turned a mouse to a skeleton?
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    • My uncle's rooster (a Rhode Island Red) cornered me on a porch and I stayed there until the their big dog had to come and ward the rooster off. My family wondered why I came in the house crying
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    • Well, basically, like a bunch of animals, they are aggressive but if you stand your ground they back off. So the whole chicken being a coward thing is after you’ve stood up to them and shown them that they can’t chase after you without being punted away.
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    • I’m guessing the op never met a chicken either
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    • Roosters will fuck you up, chickens are a lot less likely
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    • I have not meet a chicken.
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    • Yep, chicken gave 8 year old me a big ass bruise after I smacked it with a barbie
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    • "Have you ever meet.." It's like people are just too lazy to proofread.
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    • That's a rooster bro
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    • Chickens can die of fear
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    • Farm animals as diffrent insults date back to the formation of old English in medieval Britain. Nobles used them to dis on poor people. Pig for sloppy, chicken for coward, and cow for being promiscuous. It means fat now. Cause cows. But why didn’t sheep stick? We don’t know!
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    • I got kicked in the shin by a rooster because he thought I was too close to the chickens, roosters are little shits but chickens for the most part, unless you just have a hellion, are pretty unconfrontational aside from being broody that is
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    • “Have you ever meet a chicken”
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    • As a person who has chickens chickens, I can firmly deny that post. They’re scared of everything
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    • If you have really been around chickens you know theyre all scared of you, even the roosters are they run hella fast af
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    • That's why you grab them by the neck, twist it, and slam the body
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    • I have met chickens and they run away very fast if you get near them. Fighting cocks are way different, not sure if it’s a different breed or what though
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    • They aren't, they have evolved to run away from any danger of as fast as they can, some prefer to fight, but they mostly flight
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    • I was raised on a beef farm but we also had other shit but I got ran down by a rooster one time when I was like 6
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    • Buh-Glock
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    • My chickens freaked out over a balloon
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    • Evil miniaturized dinosaur.
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    • Roosters are fucking nuts. Hens are kind moms. Feminists having a stroke
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    • We used to have a rooster back in the day and whenever my little sister wanted to come and pet the chickens I would make sure the little fucker didn’t fuck with my sister and there were moments where I had to kick him away
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    • I thought the first panel said “bruh”
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    • Yes I have met a chicken. They will actively shy away from you unless provoked
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    • Buh COCK*
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    • I had this huge rooster that I called The Feathered Assassin. It was like he wasn't hatched, but rather rose out of the depths of Hell. He attacked everyone. He was truly evil and bloodthirsty. I had to carry a golf club just to go outside. He made me bleed my own blood!
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    • As someone who owned a farm with chickens. This is false. The roosters are mean but not hard to stand up to
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    • Chickens can literally fucking die if you scare them badly enough
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    • Just walked on my parents for the second time in my life what the fuck is up with me
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    • I've got 2 roosters, they're pretty intimidating when they're pissed off and they're not even full grown yet. Their feathers all stand on end and they get real loud
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    • Chickens are pussies. Roosters are terrifying as shit.
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    • Chickens are mean as fuck especially if they don't like you and theirs more then one don't be fooled their nails are incredibly sharp
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    • Roosters are fuckin assholes, they’ll spur ya good. Tough as nails too... i smoked one with a bamboo rod and it just took it and continued to try and spur me
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    • I'm sorry I'm just stuck on "have you ever meet a chicken"
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    • I have a rooster that will let me pick him up and pet him
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    • One of my dad’s roosters stabbed me with his spur. I kicked the shit out of that bastard. He got eaten by a coyote a few days later haha
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    • Chickens will eat mice and sometimes each other alive.
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    • Nah, you're just a wimp
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    • Proof chickens can be dicks
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    • Can confirm, my chickens rip mice to pieces when they run across their enclosure
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    • They are fucking Dino’s bro
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    • Chickens are literally dinosaurs
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    • My roosters like to attack my little sister. They'll chase after her and try to bite her ass. In all fairness, it always starts with her bothering them
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    • Chickens are fucking terrifying when angry, but adorable as fuck when not
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    • Roosters are the biggest cocks
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