• Dude ur never cuming on my
back again!
I washed my hair twice
asshole
Wowwww nutted in my hair
and gave me a fake number...
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    • Remember the days when people had sex with someone they trusted and cared for
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    • Wash it out with cold water and it doesnt get sticky. Dont ask.
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    • croplord 30 jun
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    • imagine fucking someone and not even having their number yet.
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    • What a legend
      Brade12 30 jun
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    • I love how you guys are hating on the girl. The guy pulled a dick move. It isn’t only the girl’s fault.
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    • Why are you people praising this guy and calling her a whore? They both had a one night stand with each other. Deranged 12 year olds of 2020.
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    • Lmao
      Cassie_vi 29 jun
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    • I like how most people here are attacking females like this could be another dude.
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    • Y'all, he was the one who LIED about his number, and nutted in HER hair, you guys are saying "you shouldn't be a whore" but he also had sex with her, and if anything he was the one who messed up, not her
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    • Naw he said wrong number when he knew he couldn’t nut on his back/ hair anymore. I get it
      LaneJ123 30 jun
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    • How y’all gonna shame her for a one night stand when “ur never cumming on my back again” clearly implies that she still wants to maintain a relationship. Otherwise she would never even try to text the number... the dude is the hoe here
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    • Forever 30 jun
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    • I can nut in your eyeball if you want, I'll give you a fake number too
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    • FOoled U 🤩
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    • I've gotten my own cum in my own hair and it's fucking awful and I resonate with this woman
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    • Skrunky 30 jun
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    • Why would someone give a fake number after hooking up like dude, that could have become a frequent thing! If she texting you after she def wants the dick again
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    • Woman: *has sex*. IFunny: “Whooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee*
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    • Lol all of you are assuming it's a girl
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    • Don't be a dumb hoe problem solved.
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    • Woooow he obviously planned on never cumming back again so worry not of the sticky nutt de dude
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    • This app is full of pathetic virgin children. Yeah sex before marriage IS a thing! We're not all living in Sunday school land.The rest of the world doesn't live by your religious mind control bullshit lies.Oh, and how much you wanna bet your parents fucked people before marriage too? Grow up
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    • That’s your own fault, lady.
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    • Imagine being a whore.
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    • Im going to have sex with a man without knowing him enough to give me his number
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    • This comment section is straight nauseating. The bias is unreal.
      BigMorty9 30 jun
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    • What kind of nut does he have to where U gotta wash ur hair twice?
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    • Tip to avoid getting fake numbers: if you ask them to repeat it it'll be hard for them assuming they don't have a fake number memorized. Or have them text you to get their number, if they refuse or tell you to text them instead then they are playing you.
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    • Honestly guys who purposely cum in hair are assholes
      Kirbs507 30 jun
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    • Is washing your hair twice really a big enough deal to complain? Think of all the times he's gonna have to wash his pubes and use a little comb to get rid of all the crabs she gave him.
      Dabbler 30 jun
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    • I don't get why everyone on this app is against casual relationships. There's nothing wrong with one night stands or short flings, as long as both parties are aware that it's not going anywhere further
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    • Make better choices. The sexual revolution was a mistake
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    • Somberlateralus ughh, kinda on her for sleeping with a guy before she even knew his number -_-
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    • Man I just came here for the comments everyone's getting mad that someone else got some
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    • Imagine being an incel and never having a one night stand with a girl. If you think this girl is a whore you’re retarded.
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    • Bruh all y'all horny mother-fuckers acting like y'all wouldn't sleep with a beautiful man or woman for the sake of being horny. Some people on ifunny swear they're so righteous.
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    • I read "dude" as "dad"
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    • That’s why having him nut on your cleavage is far superior
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    • Be a gentleman and cum in her
      newindian 30 jun
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    • A bolt of lightning can reach 53,540 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s 5 times hotter than the surface of the sun, which is 10,340 degrees Fahrenheit.
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    • Why should it matter who she's having sex with. One night stands exist. Y'all want girls to put out on the first date but when you hear she's doing it to someone else she's a whore smh. Virgins
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    • Imagine the comments if it was a man that got fucked over lmao
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    • Two for two
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    • nice crop shitlord
      Champagin 30 jun
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    • Why is the woman in the wrong?
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    • Don't be a dish rag whore then
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    • I don’t know if this has happened with anyone, but years ago when my boyfriend and I first had sex, he nutted a bit on a small section of my hair. Well, long story short, that patch of hair was so much softer and smoother than the rest. It was crazy. I even told him to touch my hair and he (1/2)
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    • One of my ex texted me one day and I texted back "Hey, I just got this phone number not too long ago. You have the wrong person." and she believed it. Never got another text from her again.
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    • Smartphowned
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    • When you fail no nut November
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    • And then they fucked
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    • CokeMilk 30 jun
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    • Is that an old repost bar I see?
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    • Lol, nice feature bro
      joemamama 30 jun
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    • Hey you got a feature way to go my guy
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    • Anyone who says “nutted” is a degenerate
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    • People act like one night stands never happen. Sometimes you need one
      Phazon_ 2 jul
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    • Women: has a sex moment. iFunny incel army: WOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
      swavaa 2 jul
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    • Give me a like and ill delete this shithole app
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    • i want wrong number messages so bad, itd be fumy
      Mugtut 1 jul
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    • Wow to those of you calling the girl a whore, it’s probably because you still haven’t had a chance to cum in someone else hair yet, fucking incels
      ShuhRees 1 jul
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    • Imagine actually having sex
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    • Yeah, if she's been a bitch all night, I'll cum on her hair on purpose.
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    • I got to leave this comment section before I get on my soapbox holy shit
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    • I'd just nut inside maybe leave her a 20 for the plan B
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    • This is Facebook messenger
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    • What a chad
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    • Yall are trying to make this about who fucked who over. Seriously? This is TWO people who are both living pretty wild. She fucked some random dude on the first visit, and he sling dong ditched. So stop trying to find a victim here you dumb bitches.
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    • Wheres the funny?
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    • Incels everywhere lol
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    • Y'all really hate people for having sex, kinda cringe bro
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    • Where a people getting this sexual revolution shit from? People been fucking like crazy forever. Mfs like 15 thinking this shit is new. We are sexual beings by nature that why porn is so popular
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    • Ah yes, I too have sex
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    • Degenerates, both of them.
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    • Hookup culture?!? Cringe.
      lordm09 30 jun
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    • The real Legend_27
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    • So y'all really are sexist, huh?
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    • DE_PORK 30 jun
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    • Niggas don't even recognize the watermark anymore
      Finn 30 jun
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    • Name matches the meme. Lol
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    • Got ya bitch
      epic_wind 30 jun
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    • smartPHOWNED
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    • SpaceMD 30 jun
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    • Hecken boozled
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    • damn she got played
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    • Why the fuck you wash your hair if he busted on your back?! Lmaoo...and if that was up to me, you'd be swallowing it...just saying
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    • Y'all just let people live their life jesus Christ.
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    • Hey, at least he pulled out and gave you a wrong number. Be lucky for what you have. Or should I say ‘Don’t have’
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    • Remember when girls had sex with boys who they trusted and actually fucking knew
      Markki 30 jun
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    • Pretty sure its him. Theres no way she would type that last part.
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    • Where is this king? He needs to be put on a throne
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    • Join lewdshop today
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    • Men are trash
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    • One night stands were never my thing. I can't just fuck people without being attached/ invested. It's hard for me to judge because I'm not usually in these scenarios, but it seems trashy. I don't care what gender you are. Sex before you know even basic shit about a person (like a number) is a 🚩
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