• What would you do if potatoes
suddenly vanished?
You reach for a bag of crisps, only to find it
empty. All chippies are closed, kebab shops are
in turmoil, doners are woefully incomplete. How
long before society breaks down?
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    • “Crisps”
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    • How am i supposed to eat hot chip and lie now
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    • Can elon musk just throw the UK onto mars already ffs
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    • "Crisps"? Fucking Brits
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    • Daily reminder that the Potato Famine was actually a genocide in which Brits stole away all the good Irish food at gunpoint to feed their colonies, leaving Irish with nothing but grass and dead taters. Up the Ra.
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    • As an Irish man I would scream
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    • Sad cause I’m making baked potatoes right now
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    • “Bruh” -the Irish during the potato famine
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    • Vodka
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    • Russia would become an angry SOBER superpower with nukes at the ready! We must reclaim something to replace our precious intoxicating beverage, and it must be above 80 proof!
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    • “Chippies” what the fuck is in the water in England
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    • disappear
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    • "Chippies"...... what in the world could that possibly be?
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    • Anyone who says anything other than chips should be executed.
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    • tf are “chippies”
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    • (In Russian accent) not my VODKA
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    • Ye oim bri 'ish, how could ye tell?
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    • Idaho would collapse into economic turmoil and the Second Potato Wars would start
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    • Oh no
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    • "Potateo is kil." No.
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    • We aren’t losing much from any Lays potato chip bag. It’s mostly air anyway.
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    • whenever british ppl talk to me
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    • #IrishPotatoFamine
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    • Dorito and sun chips
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    • C R I S P S
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    • Chips
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    • Shoutout to fellow Irish folks!
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    • So the Irish potato famine can be the butt of many jokes but due to the penal laws which made every irish farmers divide his equally among his sons unless one converted to protestant. This made it so that the potato was the only food that could be grown. Also at the time of The Great Hunger the cont
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    • Who in the seven deadly fucks says crisps. Ah yes, the fucking brits and their fucked English
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    • Imagine eating potato chips instead of corn chips
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    • i only eat corn chips so you can go ahead and fuck off.
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    • I'd sell "potatoes" but instead they are genetically modified yams, i sell them for an extremely high price throughout each and every state. Perhaps $500 a bag. I do that for a month all around the same state then move in to the next target state.
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    • Potatoes are the foundation of the snaking society, to lose them would be devastating.
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    • Donair*
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    • Poor Ireland
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    • What are doners
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    • augh laddies, noot egane
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    • It's so easy to piss British people off in Britain I went into a store and asked for chips and the dude was like we call them crisps here in a really condescending way and I went sorry I only speak current superpower not used to be an empire and he wouldn't serve me any more lmao
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    • Funny, but also i don't understand 50% of these made up words, speak actual language you tiny landed fuckboys
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    • Why do we all hate the uk so fervently
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    • Reading this was like havong a stroke. "It's like he's trying to communicate with us, I know it!"
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    • I'm sorry the WHAT are closed?
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    • Chippies
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    • My name is Connor and I'm Irish but this was not me... We have a problem
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    • Ireland would be the only survivors
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    • Did a Kale Chip just have a wet dream?
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    • I don’t know what any of those things are that you just listed
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    • can someone translate this to human languages
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    • What the fuck is a chippie
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    • Pringles.... No....
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    • I dont tink yer undorstandin the situation. We ard out uof poetatoes
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    • WTF YOU JUST CALLED POTATOES CHIPS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU MONSTER I WILL HANG YOU WITH YOUR OWN INTESTINES
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    • Who read the irish comment with an accent
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    • Inigga
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    • Vodka gone
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    • I’m a smithing table I don’t eat
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    • Think of the Russians
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    • Why would kebab shops be closed. They dont need potatoes
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    • Not the vodka!
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    • No more vodka is my main concern
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    • I mean guys, the subreddit is r/Ask_Europe, they’re probably gonna be European
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    • Not the vodka
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    • Shut your English fucking mouth
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    • I would have no will go live uwu
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    • CriSPs
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    • Kebab shops? Aren’t kebabs the sticks with Meat grilled on them
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    • Ireland is one of the few acceptable European countries
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    • What’s a chippie I honestly do not know
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    • Bro just eat corn
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    • When people forget that corn chips are a thing XD
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    • Chippies
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    • "oi we need a bit of gobbleysmackerhobberknocks over heah!"
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    • Someone please convert this to Budweiser per Bald Eagle.
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    • You open a bag of lays, but it’s all air. Oh wait. That’s normal. Never mind.
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    • Potato is kil
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    • And we can’t forget about the vodka
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    • Socieh'y cannae stand yew
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    • Why kebabs?
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    • Realises french fries are gone and proceeds to lose shit
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    • Where is the go to horny jail bonk meme at
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    • Crisps
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    • Quite sad innit
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    • you gave the man flashbacks
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    • What the fuck is a chippies
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    • Crisps? Chippies??? Donners????? Its trying to communicate
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    • Crisps? Donners???
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    • Dammit Ireland you had one job
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    • Vodka disappears...
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    • As an idahoan I'd fucking kll people then myself
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    • Ah lads not again.
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    • what the fuck is a chippie
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