• People That Walk Fast Are
Reported To Be Less Happy
The faster you walk the more unhappy you
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    • Maybe I walk fast because I don’t wanna get stuck behind them slow mf’s.
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    • Flex 18 jun
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    • Yes, us fast walkers ARE unhappy because we have to feel the anger of getting stuck behind slow walkers ):
      Coryboy 18 jun
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    • when you run faster than the speed of light you can only live in darkness
      Martyria 17 jun
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    • I guess I gotta start walking slower
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    • Hi, im Barry Allen, and im the saddest man alive
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    • Imagine diagnosing yourself with depression because a app with no credibility said you walking fast to get where you’re going makes you sad. You people are fucking pathetic. Go live in “Chaz” where you belong
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    • Oof that explains why we walk so fast in the army.
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    • No wonder everyones sprinting in school hallways
      Silenzio 18 jun
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    • False. I walk slow as hell and I'm really fucking bummed out.
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    • “I am Barry Allen, and I am the saddest man alive”
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    • What the fuck is this information even based on?
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    • When I listening to music I just start jamming out in public. No fucks are given. I don’t know anyone out there.
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    • Sonic runs fast, not walks.
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    • Yeah because fuck sonic
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    • Walk slow to be happy
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    • So, ghetto people are the happiest?
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    • joey7633 18 jun
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    • Goofgle 20 jun
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    • No shit everything is on a timer have you ever tried a time trial mission on a game before that shit is MISERABLE I'd rather lick a toaster clean
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    • i walk fast to go nowhere
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    • If you walk faster it’s also linked to having a longer life though
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    • I think I might be able to explain this: people who walk fast are generally pretty fast paced, maybe a little impatient. But as the world keeps accelerating, our minds need more and more stimulation to be happy. There might be a correlation between impatience (and this walking speed) and
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    • i wall fast because i’m gay and caffeinated get out of my way
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    • Again it's because we're stuck behind you slow motherfuckers.
      DumbPunk 18 jun
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    • Yeah my walking speed is faster than my sprinting
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    • Urbanxx 20 jun
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    • Damn That explains what newyork has going on, y’all mfs make me so upset lmao,
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    • I walk faster than anyone I know, and I'm also usually happier than anyone I know, why do people make up this garbage??
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    • But I walk slow
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    • Yes and I have shit to get done
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    • don’t you just love trying to post a comment regarding your thoughts and you repeatedly get “spam comment” like what the fuck
      Breezy_gg 18 jun
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    • If you walk fast chances are you’re not walking with someone else so it has merit for sure
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    • Wrong
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    • joey7633 18 jun
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    • Yea he’s hella sad in the movie
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    • Yea, probably cuz theyre in a rush in that moment in time. So theyre stressed, late, etc. If you're strolling around, chances are you are pretty happy atm.
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    • He dont walk he run
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    • I mean it did say "walk".
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    • This was a plot point in the movie. Sonic is actually depressed
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    • Or I’m just in a hurry
      juii98 19 jun
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    • My dad
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    • I’m obese and livin the dream 😏
      johnsina 18 jun
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    • Yeet
      johnsina 18 jun
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    • Monks in D&D must be hella sad.
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    • I am speed
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    • So... all gays are unhappy... actually never mind that makes sense
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    • Sadnic
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    • I walk fast because I'm happy though
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    • Well I walk slow and am massively depressed so HA I win...wait
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    • The bully is the key, my Asshole is the lock
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    • Sometimes you just gotta be somewhere though
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    • I got LONG LEGS FUCK OFF
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    • Damn my long legs forcing me to walk fast and be depressed
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    • Well yes, because these other twats walk slow and take up the whole sidewalk. I just wanna get where i wanna get.
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    • This is how you lie with statistics
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    • I walk fast all the time... Makes sense..
      JG72 18 jun
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    • Walk slow ho. Be happy. Walk fast. Make happiness crash
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    • Damn some people in the comments just can't accept the fact that they're depressed mfs
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    • So that’s a lie
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    • Oh shit
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    • I'm unhappy because everyone else walk so damn SLOOOOOOOOOW.
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    • Gotta go fast
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    • Or maybe we just have longer legs than you extroverted midgets! Well maybe I am sad...
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    • It's probably because the reason you're walking fast is bc you have work and stress to deal with
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    • What's that between the guys legs?
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    • I teleport !
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    • Sadnic
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    • Because everyone is -SO GOD DAMN SLOW- and keep making tiny ass steps that I'm forced to walk like someone that just shit themselves.
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    • they aren't unhappy because they walk fast, they walk fast because they are unhappy. it's anxiety you do everything quick, getting ahold of it and slowing down does help though
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    • I must be happy as fuck cause I sustained a knee injury and it's hard for me to walk fast comfortably
      Xarxes 21 jun
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    • Totally my X was a fast walker and very angry
      Hunoonl 21 jun
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    • Ya I'm happy, not fat
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    • You know why? Because all you slow fuckers are getting in the way and stressing us out by fucking up our gait.
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    • That's not true I am miserable and I can't walk at all
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    • I walk fast cuz I want to get where I'm going asap and not deal with some fuckass walking so slow. Also I am unhappy.
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    • Idk, i walk pretty slow unless I'm at work but i wouldn't consider myself happy, but also not depressed. Kinda just in a weird phase between "happy to be alive" but "annoyed about existing" and idk what to call that lmao
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    • Shit how did they know
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    • Bro..
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    • being faster than light means living in eternal darkness
      fishe 21 jun
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    • We wouldnt be so unhappy if it wasnt for all you slow walkers making us have to walk at a slightly slower pace
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    • Ah it’s the walking that’s the problem
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    • OGABOGA 21 jun
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    • Bullshit, because everyone in school fucking walks like they just learned to walk, and I know not all of them are happy
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    • I do tend to walk fast into the store so I guess I’m lonely
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    • Y that dude have the Khalifa tower hanging right there bro
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    • Damn I walk fast in school
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    • I mostly walk fast out of habit from work.
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    • The flash
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    • but he's running
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    • I walk faster when I feel a bit anxious but most of the time I walk fast to keep up with my apparently depressed family
      Not__Me 21 jun
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    • Maybe I just wanna be speedy
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    • Ig I'm sad af
      st9aidan 21 jun
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    • The only downside to being faster than light is I'm always surrounded by darkness
      JerryRayD 21 jun
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