UberFacts
When Thomas Edison needed a wheelchair in his final years, his friend
Henry Ford bought one too, so they could have wheelchair races.
UberFacts UberFacts
22 mar
UberFacts When Thomas Edison needed a wheelchair in his final years, his friend Henry Ford bought one too, so they could have wheelchair races.
THE IMAGE YOU SEE FIRST SAYS LOT ABOUT YOU
if you see the cat, you are caring.
if you see the musician, you are artistic.
if you see the bread, you are hungry.
if you see all three at once,
you have excellent purr-riff-a roll vision
CalmPanic CalmPanic
21 sep 2020
THE IMAGE YOU SEE FIRST SAYS LOT ABOUT YOU if you see the cat, you are caring. if you see the musician, you are artistic. if you see the bread, you are hungry. if you see all three at once, you have excellent purr-riff-a roll vision
When you forget the rest of your costume
So the city burns...
chubbyTrypdamemev2 chubbyTrypdamemev2
18 dec 2020
When you forget the rest of your costume So the city burns...
Me staring at the ATM when I'm done to make sure that mf goes back to the home screen
LexisLucci LexisLucci
30 dec 2020
Me staring at the ATM when I'm done to make sure that mf goes back to the home screen
Full House
THERE'S MORE
CREEPY CATS?!
THIS IS FINE,
THOUGH. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE SURROUNDED BY CATS!
LET'S ALL SLEEP TOGETHER,
Guys!
Himiko Himiko
28 sep 2020
Full House THERE'S MORE CREEPY CATS?! THIS IS FINE, THOUGH. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE SURROUNDED BY CATS! LET'S ALL SLEEP TOGETHER, Guys!
Doggo not judging. Doggo just concerned with safety.
You sure about this outfit?
Doggo not judging. Doggo just concerned with safety. You sure about this outfit?
Captured a rare sight today! Ignore the woman and you'll see the real beauty!
smooth_stolen_panda smooth_stolen_panda
27 jan
Captured a rare sight today! Ignore the woman and you'll see the real beauty!
starry_animals_birb starry_animals_birb
26 sep 2020
idk what happens to my voice when see a cute dog
Her: Do you have protection?
PREMIUM LATED CONDOMS
Ge cONDOMS
WENAININ ,
YC MAGNUM DONG FOR YOUR MAGNL MM DC
Her: Do you have protection? PREMIUM LATED CONDOMS Ge cONDOMS WENAININ , YC MAGNUM DONG FOR YOUR MAGNL MM DC
ITS SIMPLE
WE EAT THE ISIS
ITS SIMPLE WE EAT THE ISIS
Tweet
Buck
@a_nogr
Olive Garden gave me a spoon for
my spaghetti
PM - 26 Sep 20 Twitter for Android
KentuckyFriedColonel KentuckyFriedColonel
26 sep 2020
Tweet Buck @a_nogr Olive Garden gave me a spoon for my spaghetti PM - 26 Sep 20 Twitter for Android
Wen u wake up at to pee and u try to check your text messages
BenAndJerrys BenAndJerrys
27 jan
Wen u wake up at to pee and u try to check your text messages
When you can feel one of your
fingers is ripe but it refuses to crack
I must break you
When you can feel one of your fingers is ripe but it refuses to crack I must break you
THERE ARE 70 WAYS TO KEEP A MEN HAPPY.
ONE ALCOHOL!
THE REST IS 64
THERE ARE 70 WAYS TO KEEP A MEN HAPPY. ONE ALCOHOL! THE REST IS 64
mood mood
26 sep 2020
c} TikTok We have to stop pretending that these type of dogs are cute
October 31 PM November 1 @ AM The Wonder Woman you take home. The Wonder Woman you wake up with.
DarthBoner DarthBoner
4 oct 2020
October 31 PM November 1 @ AM The Wonder Woman you take home. The Wonder Woman you wake up with.
"Karen please tell the cat I need my cage now"
balailey balailey
24 sep 2020
"Karen please tell the cat I need my cage now"
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
FunnyOverlordX
16 jun
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
When you finally meet your online girlfriend.
-Ahh, i see you're a me
When you finally meet your online girlfriend. -Ahh, i see you're a me
This isn't Christina Aguilera. Wish, you okay? I know you sell knock offs, but this is too far.
Christina Aguilera Poster, Christina
Aguilera Art, Wall Art, Print Nature
Painting, Decorative Picture,
Suigeneris Pop, Music
$15.15+ Instock
umbragbxtrapirl umbragbxtrapirl
4 feb
This isn't Christina Aguilera. Wish, you okay? I know you sell knock offs, but this is too far. Christina Aguilera Poster, Christina Aguilera Art, Wall Art, Print Nature Painting, Decorative Picture, Suigeneris Pop, Music $15.15+ Instock