UberFacts
When a hurricane is anticipated,
Wal-Mart's top-selling items are strawberry Pop-Tarts and beer.
UberFacts UberFacts
23 mar
UberFacts When a hurricane is anticipated, Wal-Mart's top-selling items are strawberry Pop-Tarts and beer.
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative."
ME:
iammasterofthebait2 iammasterofthebait2
31 dec 2020
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative." ME:
Paul Walker was killed by his car,
Kobe Bryant by his helicopter
Me looking at my forklift
"Don't you dare"
BohemianSun BohemianSun
24 sep 2020
Paul Walker was killed by his car, Kobe Bryant by his helicopter Me looking at my forklift "Don't you dare"
Me: "igota tox tooth!
MOM: "t's wait uni it fals off naturally"
dad:
ShaneTrowell
17 feb
Me: "igota tox tooth! MOM: "t's wait uni it fals off naturally" dad:
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life
PM 26 Sep 20 Twitter for iPhone
Whats_My_Username
27 sep 2020
Elon Musk @elonmusk Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life PM 26 Sep 20 Twitter for iPhone
When u late for work in the winter...
When u late for work in the winter...
Hobbits living a peaceful and carefree life
Gandalf
JustinBrunk JustinBrunk
8 may
Hobbits living a peaceful and carefree life Gandalf
Me to my overprotective parents every time I leave the house and come back
As youtcan see, I am dead
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
25 nov 2020
Me to my overprotective parents every time I leave the house and come back As youtcan see, I am dead
Skinny sucn a cute and petite figure
Skinny boys:
Maryella1126 Maryella1126
26 sep 2020
Skinny sucn a cute and petite figure Skinny boys:
CrimsonSix CrimsonSix
24 sep 2020
"Don't hit the can@"
If your rice is too wet,
you fucked up
- Uncle Roger
2DrunkToTasteThisChicken 2DrunkToTasteThisChicken
24 sep 2020
If your rice is too wet, you fucked up - Uncle Roger
when you expect a receding
hairline but you get a seceding
hairline instead
mp5asr mp5asr
22 apr
when you expect a receding hairline but you get a seceding hairline instead
Girls: ew, she's wearing he same outfit as me
Bo pe
Spiders Spiders
9 feb
Girls: ew, she's wearing he same outfit as me Bo pe
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE
TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
CammyCamaro CammyCamaro
30 jan
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
When you're Gary and you haven't screamed your name in 8 minutes
Lonethefox Lonethefox
24 feb
When you're Gary and you haven't screamed your name in 8 minutes
Russian sailors surround a sleeping kitten,
1941.
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
5 oct 2020
Russian sailors surround a sleeping kitten, 1941.
WHAT MEN THINK ABOUT
NKE DINTHRE
Adult Adult
23 jun
WHAT MEN THINK ABOUT NKE DINTHRE
imagine your card declines at the eye doctor and they grab this shit
imagine your card declines at the eye doctor and they grab this shit