UberFacts
The US Navy never considers a submarine lost if it doesn't return.
It's considered to be "still on patrol."
berfacts
UberFacts UberFacts
5 apr
UberFacts The US Navy never considers a submarine lost if it doesn't return. It's considered to be "still on patrol." berfacts
Me: *Goes to a family dinner*
Some woman I've never seen in my life:
"I cleaned your ass when you were little"
Me: *Goes to a family dinner* Some woman I've never seen in my life: "I cleaned your ass when you were little"
Me: touches a body part that hurts
My brain:
do it again.
ShaneTrowell
17 feb
Me: touches a body part that hurts My brain: do it again.
photos from twilight and shrek that radiate the same energy: a thread
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
18 may
photos from twilight and shrek that radiate the same energy: a thread
Today let us give thanks to Al
Leong, henchman in every action movie in the 80's and 90's. Nobody else could hench like this man.
Today let us give thanks to Al Leong, henchman in every action movie in the 80's and 90's. Nobody else could hench like this man.
lifts the armrest and puts her hair in a ponytail
IndustriousDaddyV3 IndustriousDaddyV3
24 oct 2020
lifts the armrest and puts her hair in a ponytail
SpongeCake SpongeCake
24 sep 2020
© Based on: memelif3_
High five, lol jk
Florida Man stole Walmart clothes and secretly worked as cashier, he kept all the cash and made $2000 in four hours.
ig: @memepime @memepime2
Florida Man did get paid pretty good for a small walmart job
Gummbo Gummbo
20 nov 2020
Florida Man stole Walmart clothes and secretly worked as cashier, he kept all the cash and made $2000 in four hours. ig: @memepime @memepime2 Florida Man did get paid pretty good for a small walmart job
Us leaving the party early to go smoke blunt and have sex
Us leaving the party early to go smoke blunt and have sex
Dog noses are wet to better help them absorb scent chemicals. A special mucus is secreted to help
them absorb these special
chemicals. Once the chemicals
are on the nose, dogs lick them so that they can sample them and understand what it is that they're
smelling
2ManyFacts 2ManyFacts
26 sep 2020
Dog noses are wet to better help them absorb scent chemicals. A special mucus is secreted to help them absorb these special chemicals. Once the chemicals are on the nose, dogs lick them so that they can sample them and understand what it is that they're smelling
KingAlex KingAlex
23 sep 2020
How do you even teach a cat this...
stepping out today hide ya girl
childish
@datassque
ima hide wit her
DenkiKaminari01 DenkiKaminari01
5 mar
stepping out today hide ya girl childish @datassque ima hide wit her
Cheese has holes.
More cheese = more holes
More holes = less cheese
More cheese = less cheese
Cheese has holes. More cheese = more holes More holes = less cheese More cheese = less cheese
peach time
ah! so sorry!
Ni-
.P Lovecraft's cat...
AN
Grug Grug
22 sep 2020
peach time ah! so sorry! Ni- .P Lovecraft's cat... AN
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Krizma Krizma
28 dec 2020
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
"Best. Necklace. Ever."
angelic_meme_theft angelic_meme_theft
23 sep 2020
"Best. Necklace. Ever."