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I ordered Jimmy Johns and it took the delivery
man 5 minutes and 1 second to bring me my
food and he showed up with a katana and my
sandwich and said "I'm so sorry, I've gone over
my time promise, please, dispose of me, I am
worthless" and handed me the katana and I
was like "yo what, I don't care dude, go back to
your work it's fine" and he was like "THEN
BOSS WILL DISPOSE OF ME YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND I BROKE THE PROMISE" and
then cops showed up and started shooting at
him and was like "YOU'RE TOO KIND LADY, HE
MUST DIE, ITS A LAW." and then one cop
started swinging the katana at his neck then I
woke up
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    • Had a dream once where Papa John himself was street legal and instead of a delivery car he would just run to the destination. He even stops at intersections
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    • Tell your pointless story to someone who cares, like ur Therapist
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    • I dreamt last night that I was having a great time hanging out with my ex, we were kissing and cuddling and she whispered to me “if only this wasn’t a dream, because I miss you so fucking much” and I told her I missed her too and then she walked away and I woke up. I’m confused now :(
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    • last night i dreamt that i was stuck on a jungle gym with a gator at the bottom. The fucking thing learned how to climb so i went to the bottom. The gator went to the bottom so i went back up. It came up too. I jumped off and bolted away, except i was running so fucking slow. I then met up with two
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    • I didn’t look until the cops showed up
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    • ToO lOnG, dIdnT rEaD
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    • As a Jimmy John's employee, I can say this is incredibly false. Deliveries take around 15 minutes if we are not busy, and the 5 minutes is just the range. Also, we have a 2 mile rule as well
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    • touzie 11 jan
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    • This shit aint even remotely funny
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    • Brb gonna go write a movie
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    • Had a dream where I had a dragon bf. was pretty nice
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    • I once had a dream where I was the main character in a slice of life anime, and just as I was about to meet the ending where I kissed the girl, I woke up. I tried to go back to dreaming but I couldn’t. I cried for the next 20 minutes
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    • I had this recurring dream where my bro gets kidnapped by the green goblin and I have to travel through a fallout like city as a 12yr old gathering supplies(I had never played fallout or a game like fallout before this dream either). I never found him. Had it 3 times then yrs later, I had a sequel
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    • I work at a place we can see what people are ordering before they place the order and this guys got his food literally 8 minutes after he placed his order. He wasn’t sure if he was impressed or upset cause the system told him 25-35.
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    • Imagine being so uninteresting you need to make up dreams
      Jimbus 13 jan
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    • When I was like 13 I dreamed I was just walking down my street in boxers, the sky was grey but there was so much shattered glass on the street and then I felt a burning in my chest and collapsed on my hands and knees but eventually got up and had shattered glass in my hands, feet and in my mouth
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    • I don’t need to read the name, I know by the pic in my peripheral
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    • One time my delivery guy was super late so I called him and a phone started ringing from my wife’s bedroom
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    • I had this dream that I saved the life of a starving fennec cub which instantly became attached to me but my family wouldn't let me keep it so I ran away, and my dad (within the dream) scared me so to wake me up, separating me from the pup.
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    • When your Jimmy Johns delivery comes late...
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    • One dream I had was where I had multiple biological dads, who were secret superheroes, including the Kool-aid man and Mr. Clean. We were fighting this giant putty monster and then my dream cut to a normal class day, except Scarlett Johansson was my classmate
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    • i’ve had dreams this weird and detailed, everyone just assumes they’re lying
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    • I'm dying 😐
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    • Phexal 11 jan
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    • I once waited half an hour for Jimmy John's to deliver a sandwich to me. It was literally . 5 miles away.
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    • I had a dream i was in a pure white void like area. There was no one else there besides me. I felt solid but at the same time it was like my body was forever expanding when i couldnt even see it. It felt like someone tried talking to me but i was all alone. I kinda just wandered the void till i woke
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    • Once I had a dream where I walked down a boring suburban street and nothing interesting or notable happened. Isn't that super quirky and cool?
      Fat_Rack 12 jan
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    • I hate jimmy johns bc the owner is a big game hunter of endangered species Js
      Heather00 12 jan
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    • The boss to the customer then the cop... Dew It
      broski77 11 jan
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    • HAHAHA OMG SO FUNNY I'M DYING LMAO ROFL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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    • We're not tumbler noons. We don't look at names before we read the meme
      spmspawn 12 jan
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    • Your poor therapist, impulsive lying, should pay them more
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    • When I was 5 or 6 I was eating at a restaurant near my house. There was a large crowd gathering by one of the tables so my dad got up to see what it was, he came back to me and brought me to the table where I met Michael Vick (this was before his dog fighting charges)
      thedumb1 15 jan
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    • jimmy john’s took 2 hours to deliver to my house and we live a minute drive away (car was broke down). they ran outta bread
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    • I bet I could order jimmy johns and have it sent to my house quicker than waiting for it in the lobby.. last time I was there the guy literally left and came back while we were waiting. But I’m not paying delivery fee. That places is crazy spendy enough.
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    • Say this in the bill bye theme it’s hilarious
      Tyreesus 14 jan
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    • My mom had a dream that her and hers sister’s (s) cat got sick so they went to the doctor only to have S stab the cat in the back with a knife and say all better
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    • I once had a dream that I was on a huge ass horse with my parents riding through the mall. I was scared shitless because my parents were s h o o t i n g people as we rode it.
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    • At least this time he mentioned that he woke up
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    • Hey I work at jimmy johns
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    • That was a wild fucking ride...
      AAvila56 14 jan
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    • No joke, jimmy johns fast af
      TheMhadd 14 jan
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    • Damn i had a dream i got a haircut. Havent cut my hair in two years. Felt weird.
      membo 14 jan
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    • So in this situation taking 5 minutes to deliver is to long? That seems less credible then the ritual suicide
      Karthull 14 jan
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    • As someone who works at jimmy johns I can confirm that this is indeed standard procedure
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    • Lol I'm a driver for Jimmy johns
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    • I was reading this with asian accent
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    • I had a dream where I just walked up to some guy yelled vibe check and broke his knees, I proceeded to do this for all 5 hours I slept
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    • A kid in my class had a dream about being put into a giant waffle maker by Joe Biden
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    • wtf is a dream?
      skiddylo 14 jan
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    • Had a dream where I was forced into ceremonial combat by some old Asian cause I took the last of something(I don’t remember) from a buffet. Shit was wild
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    • Last JJ order i made took over 50 min in a small town and no apologies
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    • Last night, I dreamt there was a brahma bull standing in my bedroom, and a guy was on the phone, calling his friend with a truck to take it back to the farm.
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    • Snowcrash
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    • I once had a dream that I was watching Rambo with Sylvestor Stallone and he was sobbing because of how beautiful he thought his own acting was then next thing I knew we were robbing some dude's house
      lovatz008 13 jan
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    • What app is that I really wanna know
      cfaherty5 13 jan
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    • I also had a dream. That dreamers often lie
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    • Someone. Anyone. TURN THIS INTO AN ANIMATIC.
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    • this is so surreal. its like ancient chinese resrauraunts in modern times.
      kiofee7 13 jan
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    • I had a dream last night where in this culdesac that is in the middle of my town I was a biker offering rides to anyone who needed to get around. Donald trump was my first patron but the weight of him standing on the pegs of the bike forced me to instead push my bike around instead of riding it.
      Muda 13 jan
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    • it litterally says and then i woke up
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    • This would make for a great prank
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    • Bro it's snow crash
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    • I sometimes write down my dreams, because I swear to god one day, ima turn them into horror movies or short stories. I love telling them to others, but then everybody start looking at me weird
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    • I had a dream Hugh Jackman sued me and his lawyer was merciless
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    • Once my delivery arrived like 30 mins after placing the order, never ordered JJ again
      Nael_Mama 13 jan
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    • One time i dreamnt i was actually happy with someone and my heart was actually warm for once and then i woke up, cried, and carried on with my day.
      Scramasax 13 jan
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    • Once I had a dream frogs and toads took over the world and it was extremely violent and made me wake up and scream...
      mannysr24 13 jan
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    • It’s true I was the katana
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    • As a manager at jimmy johns, I can honestly say that we do in fact invoke the death penalty of a customer calls and says that their food is late
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    • I had a dream where I was in a progressive store and when i held the name-your-price tool i could fly
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    • Got me again..up until the cops arrived.
      babyant 13 jan
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    • Literally the first chapter of snow crash
      Melty 13 jan
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    • I had a dream where the FBI raided my house then I went outside and the FBI directer was there and he said oh no worries we aren’t gonna arrest you then my arms turned into spaghetti and I woke up
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    • I checked halfway through because it sounded familiar
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    • One time I dreamt I was being chased by some dude with a knife down a dark hallway, but then I thought “Wait a minute, this is a dream” and then woke up
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    • Before I read the url I was like “so they’re not even trying to make these believable anymore huh”
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    • Gay sex on my profile
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    • 9 times the name got me....DO I HEAR 10
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    • Fuckin god damnit. Fall off it every time
      razzorian 13 jan
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    • I had my first lucid dream a couple nights ago
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    • He purposely starts his posts off to look like a normal blog to gain followers
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    • Had a dream where touching soil with bare skin covered you in stone, walked up to a cursed castle without shoes
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    • I love dreams
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    • It's every fucking time....
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    • Wtf y’all be taking to have these types of dreams?
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    • I shoulda known at "Jimmy John's"
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    • One tile I dreamt my and my friends were in a video game taking fire from aliens on their ship. Also I was famous and rode in a limousine.
      Merasmus 12 jan
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    • Yeah this person didn't have a dream like this lmao
      kyky44 12 jan
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