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    • I make number 1 into my permanent home by expanding and making it huge and luxurious inside but modest on the outside
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    • Just noon three sheep and slap down a bed, wake up, and continue adventuring for another 30K blocks only to die randomly and delete the world
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    • Honestly I like my main home to be in a cave
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    • I make cave houses. It's quick it's easy and it's free
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    • Am I the only person who doesn’t make a house until I’ve been mining for 4+ hours
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    • The green top
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    • Nobody uses a shovel to did three blocks deep
      luhFella 6 sep
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    • Or a legit hole in the ground, checking every now and then if it daylight
      LPT3_Me 7 sep
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    • There is another
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    • What is this game? I've been under a rock for 2 years
      otwOUT 6 sep
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    • only pussies hide through the first or any other night
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    • I'm sorry but the only proper houses are cave houses or houses craved into a mountain
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    • I like cave houses you can make them huge and expand in any direction and you don’t have to worry about what it looks like from the outside
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    • Minecraft could use more frequent updates
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    • I just finished accidently spending 6 hours in my minecraft world building a waterfall house
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    • I've gotten to the point where I carry all my shit with me until I find my permanent place and just throw a ctable furnace and chests off to the side, why have a dirt house when you could have an a i r h o u s e
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    • Or like just literally sleep on the floor what
      Loilie 6 sep
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    • 3 deep 1 wide
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    • Why are the clouds the same
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    • Who makes a wooden tool besides your first pickax?
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    • Not if you have standards
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    • Who doesn't spend the first night mining? It's not hard to get from wood to iron tools in the first day...?
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    • Fuckin tried to speed run minecraft today had a great start village and a lava pit right next to me. Got to the nether real quick and surrpunded by blocks every fucking side and I have to dig for like 300 blocks till I find an opening luckily fortress right away ez blazes popped (cont 1/2)
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    • Me and my friend have lived underground for like four months and we’re making our first house a mansion
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    • I used to live in a grave.
      xMandy 6 sep
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    • I've make great hobbit holes
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    • I would get a bunch of wood and make a trap door, then live under a lake
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    • Just put a bed down in the forest and sleep as soon as the sun sets, if you didnt find wool then you're a coward anyway
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    • The top image is from toby in his first minecraft world. Tobuscus not that noon ass toby 😒
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    • Dwarf gang rise up
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      Cloncoco 6 sep
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    • Are you kidding me I digger I take a one by three deep hole and then I cover the top of it and that’s what I live in for the night until I can make a good house
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    • If you wanna play Minecraft with a large group of individuals living in a town together join Altavelos Minecraft Network cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum
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    • Cave home best home
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    • the first night? i survive like that for weeks
      hydrohed 8 sep
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    • Say it with me. If it has a crafting table and a furnace, it’s home
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    • Or the, spent too much time bullshitting so I just dig a hole in the floor and just sat there.
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    • just turn on peaceful till you have a stack of cooked food and only turn on difficulty when you need something from mobs (blaze rods and ender pearls) or are going to kiII the ender dragon
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    • Dig 3 blocks down, put dirt over your head, boom, shelter
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    • I do be alltime repping the mountain house. Miner's dream
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    • I’ve never even thought about the first one.
      July 8 sep
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    • I made a really good home out of dirt and I never thought I’d be proud of dirt house but here we are.
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    • I start by digging down to 10 and stripmine. I them use the stripmine to make rooms and houses and wood farms.
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    • Cliff side gang
      Gedd 8 sep
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    • Run around looking for sheep, if im unlucky and dont find one then dig down three block and put a dirt above me then go on my phone to wait
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    • If you don’t understand it don’t talk to me.
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    • 3 blocks down one block above
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    • I just stand around
      Jimbabwe 7 sep
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    • I spend the 1st night in the caves mining iron
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    • I just start by making a wooden plank cube and only expand when I run out of space for storage
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    • Get a job already.
      sotemox 7 sep
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    • Dig a hole
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    • The first way is the best, then if you’re really dedicated you can build your house underground with hella red stone and stuff
      Tots 7 sep
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    • Looking to play Minecraft with some people,I like to build mostly. I play on PS4 (Don’t hate I like both equally) let me know if you have any worlds or whatever I can join
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    • I’m usually mining by then so I never really know when night turns
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    • Actual houses are for smaller bases, things like lumber huts/watchtowers, or when you have lived in that world for a long time
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    • Cave houses are the best
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    • If I mine into a mountainside that will end up being my home forever
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    • I've never made a dirty house honestly
      RizzFiz 7 sep
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    • Or just get a bed and sleep without shelter
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    • I usually create cave homes until I’m ready to build my actual home which takes a while
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    • There can't be three things on a list of the 2 most common
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    • I’m usually mining by night 1
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    • Stop playing Minecraft.
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    • Or you just go out with a stone sword and if you can't noon all the mobs, then you must perish.
      SSHambo 7 sep
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    • Dig down and place a block over your head
      TBN21 7 sep
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    • Mole hole gang wya?
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    • I like the cave homes but I can never seem to find it after an adventure
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    • Im in the caves getting materials for the first nights, come out decked out wth gear and remember i dont even have a house
      agro2k2 7 sep
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    • Digging a hole into a cliff is a much better option than building a house early game. Change my mind.
      iJacket 7 sep
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    • I fucking love hobbit hole houses in Minecraft
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    • Or just make a bed
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    • I put trapdoors underwater and live there usually
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    • Foxhole
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    • Anything is home once you put a crafting table next to your furnace
      travo2 7 sep
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    • Bitch I’m in the nether by nightfall
      SadGnome 7 sep
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    • Dirty dirt hut
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    • I play on hard mode and I can make a house 9x9x4 before the first night with a bed and a door...
      EvilTim 7 sep
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    • don’t you mean “another, there is” dont disrespect yoda like that lmao
      uwuva 7 sep
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    • Finally, a iFunny comment section not complaining about reddit
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    • I make underground houses/mansions
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    • I always pillared up so I could see when it turned day since the one time I tried to make a hole and peek out a zombie fell in and nooned me
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    • Dig 3 blocks down and place 1 block on the surface
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    • Whenever i start a new server with my friends idk why, im retarded ig, but i never build a dedicated house until i have full enchanted diamond gear
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    • my first was a 1x1 dirt...thing. it wasnt a shack, a hole, or really anything.
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    • My base is just a bunch of chests and shulkers on the ground and a fuck ton of torches all around
      Paul3854 7 sep
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    • Dig down 3 and place block over head then cower in fear till day breaks
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    • Or just make a bed lol
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    • You, me, stone swords, piles of rotten flesh. That's how men survive first minecraft nights.
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    • I can’t be the only one that preferred bunker/underground style survival bases
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    • I miss converting the side of a mountain into a base or making an entire cave system my base
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    • You guys make houses? It takes me weeks to even think of one (real weeks)
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    • I carve out the side of a hill, then later on build a real house on top of said hill, with my original shelter being like a basement.
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    • I just vibe in a cave or on the tree tops
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    • I sometimes use the space under a tree in emergencies if there are 2 high trees it's like the wooden one with less effort.
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    • On God, I'll never stop making my houses in the sides of mountains then living like a mole.
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    • Look at the retard who still uses wood tools besides wood pickaxe
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    • Or you can just mine the entire first two days
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