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    • My father and I never worked on a car together because he said I was too much of a dipshit to be of any help
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    • i never worked on a car with my dad because idk where he is. i bet he doesn’t know shit about cars either tho
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    • Or when you’re not pointing the flashlight in the spot where specifically needed you to
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    • When you drop the Transmission.
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    • Tools? I think you mean flashlight
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    • Ah, the 10mm
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    • I work on cars with my dad sometimes. But it’s the other way around, because I’m actually studying automotive repair and my father thinks he’s going to flood the engine in a car built in 2001. I don’t try to offend him though.
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    • I didnt have a dad but one time i dropped the flashlight and my grampa busted my nose open with a fucking wrench
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    • My dad and I never did anything like that. He passed when I was 2 to a heart attack. Now I have to fumble around with everything and I've found it difficult to know where to even start
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    • I work on my own car but I told myself if I ever have a kid which I probably will, I won't call them stupid for working on the car.
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    • Yall ever been asked by your father why you ruin everything
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    • STOP MOVIN THE LIGHT
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    • Wait, your dads are alive?
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    • Worked in HVAC for 4 days once. Dude kept getting pissed at me for not keeping track of his tools and he barely taught me anything. I quit cause he was a douche.
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    • My step dad is kinda old and doesn't really understand how wifi works. He blamed me for the wifi going out for 30 minutes when I wasn't home. When I got home from work, he kept saying "fuck u, u and your mom always hav to mess with shit." She was gone all day too. I'm moving out soon tho
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    • The “Ok” bit is pretty accurate too lmao
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    • No shit tell me sumthin I dunno
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    • Dad almost crushed my hand with a hammer cause I messed up once
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    • I started working on cars myself and didn’t need to rely on my dad yelling at me
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    • The best way to build thick skin
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    • Then get screamed at
      CapriBea 7 aug
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    • When your parents yell at you for not knowing how to do something when they never taught you
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    • One time he was working on the car at night because the tire went flat and when he came up he literally jumped up, backwards and to the side into my fucking nose, he then screamed at me while i was bleeding from my nose on the ground
      Vonverna 7 aug
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    • Knife 7 aug
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    • He said the dipstick you dipshit
      MrSmiles 7 aug
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    • Wait yall have dads ?
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    • "Ohhhhh Fudgeeeee"
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    • My dad when I breathe in his direction
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    • Haha that's so funny I'm going to think about my father now
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    • Apparently I fuck up too much so I don’t help if he gonna call me a dipshit
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    • My dad when I do literally anything except be perfect
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    • Dude working on the car with my dad is fun because I know what I’m mostly doing. What’s even more fun watching him get mad at a car and not me
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    • Ok
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    • kirby_b8 7 aug
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    • Damn I actually laughed a lot more than I probably should have.
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    • Boat_Man 7 aug
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    • luxxyp 7 aug
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    • Dads have yall still?
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    • Femboy pics of me dressed up are on my ACC, lmk what you think
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    • I never worked on cars with my dad because he is in prison :)
      m_e_m_e31 10 aug
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    • Close the window using the x
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    • Fuuuudge! Only i didnt say fudge
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    • Or u grab the wrong tool and pass it to him...
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    • Most of the shit is robust enough to be dropped from a decent height, just don't drop the fucking torque wrench
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    • Ok
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    • As a programmer I understand the motives behind such "debug" messages
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    • Why did we all have the same childhood except I have several step dads doing this cuz my mom kept getting with abusive dudes
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    • Gonna make sure I’m not that type of dad to my kids
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    • That’s not really true he’d only get upset if I didn’t ask to use them or if I left them out (as a kid) if your dad was like that than he was mentally abusive
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    • How tf is it so hard to hold a couple of tools, fkn catastrophic failure
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    • Imagine having a father present in your early life
      Sunnyy 8 aug
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    • Damn y’all have some sad back stories about your dad.. makes me feel fortunate to have had a great learning experience and help when I need it. Of course we argue but I mean who doesn’t
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    • Ok
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    • when I walk out of my room in the morning and see my dad
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    • What's evenworse is if you drop a level or a speed square. My dad would tell every time "BE CAREFUL WITH THAT ITS A PERCISION TOOL" lmao
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    • Yeah and it’s my own brain saying that
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    • Dont matter what i do ill always be a catastrophic failure
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    • Ok
      Rinzler9 7 aug
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    • My dad said I held a flashlight pretty well because Id move it with where he was working
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    • My dad forced me to help him work on his cars and motorcycles whenever I visited. I may have hated it at the time, but now I'm a lady that can fix her own truck and motorcycles, and that feels damn good. Thanks Dad
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    • OK
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    • Ok
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    • Okay
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    • Ever lose the socket your dad asked you to hold? ... yeah that one hurts
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    • Ohhhhhhh fffffffuuuuuuuuuudge
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    • Learned from the best
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    • I fucked up as a kid helping my dad with some shit. He said I’d fuck up a wet dream
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    • My dad never really worked on cars when I was a kid so I never got to learn anything about them. I wasnt into cars until my freshman year of college or so but since then I've been trying to learn everything I can about them and my dad and I talk about cars every so often cuz he likes them too
      Billothy 7 aug
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    • Ok
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    • F
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    • OK
      witue 7 aug
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    • My father and I never worked on a car together because he's dead
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    • It’s a sin
      iDad 7 aug
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    • Holding the flashlight for two hours while dad or grandpa worked on something and getting yelled at every time it wasn’t shining in the right place. I hated that with a passion
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    • Holy shit I never thought that other people had to deal with that shit XDD
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    • Ok
      Vaxis 7 aug
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    • When you drop the torque wrench
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    • OK.
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    • My dumbass actually clicked the OK button LOL
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    • I can’t hold it forever
      FBImeme 7 aug
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    • I hated holding the flashlight for him while he took forever to fix a car.
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    • ooohhh ffffuuudddgggee
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    • Ok
      PIL0T 7 aug
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    • I’m gonna put my foot so far up your ass! - red foreman
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    • Buck
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    • Ok
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    • Thanks dad
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    • Me, whenever I make a mistake that'll take an extra 5 minutes to fix than what it should've been
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    • * ok *
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    • The only dad I have to teach me is "Dad How Do I?"
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    • I wish my dad would let me do more than just hold the flashlight
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    • I use to cry when I got yelled at I still do..out of frustration because it’s not my damn fault I don’t know how to do shit at least I’m trying
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    • Did that once with a 3/4 tungsten carbide milling bit. Good thing nothing happened to it
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    • Ok
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